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SpicyBean99 said:
Thank you to everyone who messaged me privately and publicly regarding my recent encounter with a particularly uninspired stalker.

(If you’re reading this, darling please next time, bring some charisma.) 🤫

To the rest of you: your words, your wit, your concern… deeply appreciated. Truly.

And perhaps… rewarded.

You’ll find I’ve scattered a few distractions throughout this post…breadcrumbs for the bold, indulgences for the observant. If you’re clever enough to find them, you’re probably clever enough to know exactly what I need after the horrors of today.

Let’s just say: I’m in the mood to be cheered up. Thoroughly. Repeatedly. With skill.
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Thankfully, my time here on Lit has taught me to read slowly, savoring each paragraph, following along with the patience of a preschooler learning to read for the first time....
 
Bilbo2000 said:
Wit and nipples.
the heck is this?
god this site is entertaining.
You have nothing on the real writers here. The ones who built their reputation on raw skill, not suggestive captions with shit writing. They don’t need to flirt their way into attention. They earn it. oh just seen you post nudes right well youre posting nudes for validation, then feign detachment by pairing them with fiction you didn’t likely write. It’s a performance, and not a particularly convincing one.

Get a grip.
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Ummm.
 
@Bilbo2000 🙂

See that tattoo on my throat? It spells ‘happiness.’ Thought you could use a little taste of it, force-fed, of course, right down your rude, pathetic, gullet. Open wide, sweetheart!


Oh fuck, am I flirting my way into attention again? Did it work? Tell me, I’m sure you will.
 
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SpicyBean99 said:
@Bilbo2000 🙂

See that tattoo on my throat? It spells ‘happiness.’ Thought you could use a little taste of it, force-fed, of course, right down your rude, wide, gullet. Open wide, sweetheart!


Oh fuck, am I flirting my way into attention again? Did it work? Tell me, I’m sure you will.
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Certainly caused me hap-penis 🥳
 
SpicyBean99 said:
@Bilbo2000 🙂

See that tattoo on my throat? It spells ‘happiness.’ Thought you could use a little taste of it, force-fed, of course, right down your rude, pathetic, gullet. Open wide, sweetheart!


Oh fuck, am I flirting my way into attention again? Did it work? Tell me, I’m sure you will.
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That was an I need to run from the break room moment 😅
 
SpicyBean99 said:
Thank you to everyone who messaged me privately and publicly regarding my recent encounter with a particularly uninspired stalker.

(If you’re reading this, darling please next time, bring some charisma.) 🤫

To the rest of you: your words, your wit, your concern… deeply appreciated. Truly.

And perhaps… rewarded.

You’ll find I’ve scattered a few distractions throughout this post…breadcrumbs for the bold, indulgences for the observant. If you’re clever enough to find them, you’re probably clever enough to know exactly what I need after the horrors of today.

Let’s just say: I’m in the mood to be cheered up. Thoroughly. Repeatedly. With skill.
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Nicely done @SpicyBean99. 💐💐💐
One was already gone, but good desserts usually are when they're set out.
Loved the two that were still there. I hope today is a better day for you. 🫂🫂🫂
 
SpicyBean99 said:
@Bilbo2000 🙂

See that tattoo on my throat? It spells ‘happiness.’ Thought you could use a little taste of it, force-fed, of course, right down your rude, pathetic, gullet. Open wide, sweetheart!


Oh fuck, am I flirting my way into attention again? Did it work? Tell me, I’m sure you will.
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Well done!!!!!
 
SpicyBean99 said:
Thank you to everyone who messaged me privately and publicly regarding my recent encounter with a particularly uninspired stalker.

(If you’re reading this, darling please next time, bring some charisma.) 🤫

To the rest of you: your words, your wit, your concern… deeply appreciated. Truly.

And perhaps… rewarded.

You’ll find I’ve scattered a few distractions throughout this post…breadcrumbs for the bold, indulgences for the observant. If you’re clever enough to find them, you’re probably clever enough to know exactly what I need after the horrors of today.

Let’s just say: I’m in the mood to be cheered up. Thoroughly. Repeatedly. With skill.
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Love the video. ❤️ Sorry some folks are being a pain in the ass to someone who brings quite a bit of joy to the thread.
 
IMG_9545 Medium.jpegGood morning to everyone except those who:

🖤 Harass, stalk, or troll 🧌
🖤 Don’t listen too late 70s Rock 🤘🏼
🖤 Send unsolicited dick pics
🖤 Clap when the plane lands (you didn’t fly it, Greg)
🖤 Use “I’m old school” to excuse the emotional range of a house brick.
🖤Can explain Bitcoin but not why they cheated multiple times.

Andddd to the rest of you chaotic, horny, emotionally aware little delights…. Enjoy this. 👆🏽whilst I enjoy my grapefruit and coffee before talking to angry men with broken cars at wurkkkk 🥰
 
SpicyBean99 said:
View attachment 2545927Good morning to everyone except those who:

🖤 Harass, stalk, or troll 🧌
🖤 Don’t listen too late 70s Rock 🤘🏼
🖤 Send unsolicited dick pics
🖤 Clap when the plane lands (you didn’t fly it, Greg)
🖤 Use “I’m old school” to excuse the emotional range of a house brick.
🖤Can explain Bitcoin but not why they cheated multiple times.

Andddd to the rest of you chaotic, horny, emotionally aware little delights…. Enjoy this. 👆🏽whilst I enjoy my grapefruit and coffee before talking to angry men with broken cars at wurkkkk 🥰
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A most enjoyable little distraction this morning!! 😍😍
 
SpicyBean99 said:
View attachment 2545927Good morning to everyone except those who:

🖤 Harass, stalk, or troll 🧌
🖤 Don’t listen too late 70s Rock 🤘🏼
🖤 Send unsolicited dick pics
🖤 Clap when the plane lands (you didn’t fly it, Greg)
🖤 Use “I’m old school” to excuse the emotional range of a house brick.
🖤Can explain Bitcoin but not why they cheated multiple times.

Andddd to the rest of you chaotic, horny, emotionally aware little delights…. Enjoy this. 👆🏽whilst I enjoy my grapefruit and coffee before talking to angry men with broken cars at wurkkkk 🥰
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Good morning Bean 🥳 Enjoy your very healthy breakfast, I’ll certainly be enjoying that video 🥰
 
justanotherguy80 said:
Small point of order. No one can explain Bitcoin.
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Unfortunately I have been dragged into (yawn) discussions at the pub about bitcoin and I have to agree…. No matter how many times men have mansplained it to me, I’m no more educated on the matter 🤣

The only bitcoin knowledge I have is about that twat who made the first ever bitcoin purchase for like 10,000 BTC ( $40 ish ) which would now be worth $700mill….

Crazy stuff.
 
Nerdybhm said:
I’ve never been more happy to NOT be on that list! Amazing breakfast spread!
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You escaped the list… this time 😉
But you do strike me as the type who’d enjoy being put on the naughty step soooo we’ll see shall we 👀
And Thankyouuuu 😍 I’m currently in the throes of trying to get my sister to like coffee without milk. Usually a breakfast that looks aesthetic helps her get it down 🤣
 
SpicyBean99 said:
View attachment 2545927Good morning to everyone except those who:

🖤 Harass, stalk, or troll 🧌
🖤 Don’t listen too late 70s Rock 🤘🏼
🖤 Send unsolicited dick pics
🖤 Clap when the plane lands (you didn’t fly it, Greg)
🖤 Use “I’m old school” to excuse the emotional range of a house brick.
🖤Can explain Bitcoin but not why they cheated multiple times.

Andddd to the rest of you chaotic, horny, emotionally aware little delights…. Enjoy this. 👆🏽whilst I enjoy my grapefruit and coffee before talking to angry men with broken cars at wurkkkk 🥰
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This looks absolutely delicious 🤤
 
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