Wit & Nipples 🍒

[desperado1089]

There are three so keep hunting.

Found the third. Perhaps what @SpicyBean99 needs is a good spanking for teasing us??

 

[deft]

I only found 2 as well

Quitter.

 

[Wriggle]

… rewarded.

Thrice

 

[Fred6969]

Thank you to everyone who messaged me privately and publicly regarding my recent encounter with a particularly uninspired stalker.

(If you’re reading this, darling please next time, bring some charisma.)

To the rest of you: your words, your wit, your concern… deeply appreciated. Truly.

And perhaps… rewarded.

You’ll find I’ve scattered a few distractions throughout this post…breadcrumbs for the bold, indulgences for the observant. If you’re clever enough to find them, you’re probably clever enough to know exactly what I need after the horrors of today.

Let’s just say: I’m in the mood to be cheered up. Thoroughly. Repeatedly. With skill.

Thankfully, my time here on Lit has taught me to read slowly, savoring each paragraph, following along with the patience of a preschooler learning to read for the first time....

 

[SpicyBean99]

Thankfully, my time here on Lit has taught me to read slowly, savoring each paragraph, following along with the patience of a preschooler learning to read for the first time....

See, Fred knows and understands the jist. Or ji(z)ts.

 

[SpicyBean99]

Yup im an indiot. Still not finding it. Lol

There is something missing at the end of your sentence. Figure out what that is, and you may have insight into the exact thing you’re missing.

 

[SpicyBean99]

finally found the pic. What an amazing thong! Stunning.

Just the one?

Ahh ok. I guess the two others are a long lost cause.

 

[Lost_Writer01]

Just the one?

Ahh ok. I guess the two others are a long lost cause.

Today was a good day to invest in screen protectors with all this frantic tapping going on.

 

[Fred6969]

See, Fred knows and understands the jist. Or ji(z)ts.

The real question is, will I use my knowledge for good?? Or EVIL?!?!?

 

[deft]

Today was a good day to invest in screen protectors with all this frantic fapping going on.

FIFY.

 

[deft]

How many likes do we need for a @SpicyBean99 - @LilKitKat collab?

 

[deft]

Someone’s grumpy

 

[SpicyBean99]

Wit and nipples.
the heck is this?
god this site is entertaining.
You have nothing on the real writers here. The ones who built their reputation on raw skill, not suggestive captions with shit writing. They don’t need to flirt their way into attention. They earn it. oh just seen you post nudes right well youre posting nudes for validation, then feign detachment by pairing them with fiction you didn’t likely write. It’s a performance, and not a particularly convincing one.

Get a grip.

Ummm.

 

[SpicyBean99]

@Bilbo2000

See that tattoo on my throat? It spells ‘happiness.’ Thought you could use a little taste of it, force-fed, of course, right down your rude, pathetic, gullet. Open wide, sweetheart!


Oh fuck, am I flirting my way into attention again? Did it work? Tell me, I’m sure you will.

 

[deft]

Oh fuck, am I flirting my way into attention again? Did it work? Tell me I’m sure you will.

This is elite-level

 

[Cybmorg]

@Bilbo2000

See that tattoo on my throat? It spells ‘happiness.’ Thought you could use a little taste of it, force-fed, of course, right down your rude, wide, gullet. Open wide, sweetheart!


Oh fuck, am I flirting my way into attention again? Did it work? Tell me, I’m sure you will.

Certainly caused me hap-penis

 

[ShaneoD]

@Bilbo2000

See that tattoo on my throat? It spells ‘happiness.’ Thought you could use a little taste of it, force-fed, of course, right down your rude, pathetic, gullet. Open wide, sweetheart!


Oh fuck, am I flirting my way into attention again? Did it work? Tell me, I’m sure you will.

That was an I need to run from the break room moment

 

[Azuldrgon]

Thank you to everyone who messaged me privately and publicly regarding my recent encounter with a particularly uninspired stalker.

(If you’re reading this, darling please next time, bring some charisma.)

To the rest of you: your words, your wit, your concern… deeply appreciated. Truly.

And perhaps… rewarded.

You’ll find I’ve scattered a few distractions throughout this post…breadcrumbs for the bold, indulgences for the observant. If you’re clever enough to find them, you’re probably clever enough to know exactly what I need after the horrors of today.

Let’s just say: I’m in the mood to be cheered up. Thoroughly. Repeatedly. With skill.

Nicely done @SpicyBean99.
One was already gone, but good desserts usually are when they're set out.
Loved the two that were still there. I hope today is a better day for you.

 

[peekingone]

@Bilbo2000

See that tattoo on my throat? It spells ‘happiness.’ Thought you could use a little taste of it, force-fed, of course, right down your rude, pathetic, gullet. Open wide, sweetheart!


Oh fuck, am I flirting my way into attention again? Did it work? Tell me, I’m sure you will.

Well done!!!!!

 

[Noone45]

Shhhh

I'm late
It's gone
https://media1.tenor.com/m/kD0oNj_piLoAAAAd/poof-gone.gif

 

[Michael682]

Thank you to everyone who messaged me privately and publicly regarding my recent encounter with a particularly uninspired stalker.

(If you’re reading this, darling please next time, bring some charisma.)

To the rest of you: your words, your wit, your concern… deeply appreciated. Truly.

And perhaps… rewarded.

You’ll find I’ve scattered a few distractions throughout this post…breadcrumbs for the bold, indulgences for the observant. If you’re clever enough to find them, you’re probably clever enough to know exactly what I need after the horrors of today.

Let’s just say: I’m in the mood to be cheered up. Thoroughly. Repeatedly. With skill.

Love the video. Sorry some folks are being a pain in the ass to someone who brings quite a bit of joy to the thread.

 

[SpicyBean99]

Good morning to everyone except those who:

Harass, stalk, or troll
Don’t listen too late 70s Rock
Send unsolicited dick pics
Clap when the plane lands (you didn’t fly it, Greg)
Use “I’m old school” to excuse the emotional range of a house brick.
Can explain Bitcoin but not why they cheated multiple times.

Andddd to the rest of you chaotic, horny, emotionally aware little delights…. Enjoy this. whilst I enjoy my grapefruit and coffee before talking to angry men with broken cars at wurkkkk

 

[justanotherguy80]

Small point of order. No one can explain Bitcoin.

 

[Jimmy119_190]

View attachment 2545927Good morning to everyone except those who:

Harass, stalk, or troll
Don’t listen too late 70s Rock
Send unsolicited dick pics
Clap when the plane lands (you didn’t fly it, Greg)
Use “I’m old school” to excuse the emotional range of a house brick.
Can explain Bitcoin but not why they cheated multiple times.

Andddd to the rest of you chaotic, horny, emotionally aware little delights…. Enjoy this. whilst I enjoy my grapefruit and coffee before talking to angry men with broken cars at wurkkkk

A most enjoyable little distraction this morning!!

 

[Cybmorg]

View attachment 2545927Good morning to everyone except those who:

Harass, stalk, or troll
Don’t listen too late 70s Rock
Send unsolicited dick pics
Clap when the plane lands (you didn’t fly it, Greg)
Use “I’m old school” to excuse the emotional range of a house brick.
Can explain Bitcoin but not why they cheated multiple times.

Andddd to the rest of you chaotic, horny, emotionally aware little delights…. Enjoy this. whilst I enjoy my grapefruit and coffee before talking to angry men with broken cars at wurkkkk

Good morning Bean Enjoy your very healthy breakfast, I’ll certainly be enjoying that video