Wit & Nipples 🍒

[SpicyBean99]

Not sure how this is the first time I've stumbled upon this thread, but but it looks looks like I've missed some excitement!

Sorry to hear you are dealing with some dicks. Too bad some people are idiots and dont know how to conduct themselves.

Welcome to the thread sir.

Plenty of fun to be had for sure.

Ahh, the dicks, yes. I’m sure they’ll come and go ( ) no pun intended. It’s just mildly frustrating!

But clearly I’m feeling like saying ‘fuck you’ to them today! Enjoy!

 

[Jaws82]

Welcome to the thread sir.

Plenty of fun to be had for sure.

Ahh, the dicks, yes. I’m sure they’ll come and go ( ) no pun intended. It’s just mildly frustrating!

But clearly I’m feeling like saying ‘fuck you’ to them today! Enjoy!

Found and. Enjoyed

 

[Texas_law_man]

Thank you to everyone who messaged me privately and publicly regarding my recent encounter with a particularly uninspired stalker.

(If you’re reading this, darling please next time, bring some charisma.)

To the rest of you: your words, your wit, your concern… deeply appreciated. Truly.

And perhaps… rewarded.

You’ll find I’ve scattered a few distractions throughout this post…breadcrumbs for the bold, indulgences for the observant. If you’re clever enough to find them, you’re probably clever enough to know exactly what I need after the horrors of today.

Let’s just say: I’m in the mood to be cheered up. Thoroughly. Repeatedly. With skill.

Tricky little minx!! What lovely surprises you have left!

 

[LilKitKat]

They feel fucking amazing.

concur

 

[Fred6969]

They feel fucking amazing.

concur

I'd like to find out if they really taste like house keys......you know.....for science!!!

 

[ShaneoD]

concur

This is one of those incredible fantasy crossover moments am I dreaming

 

[Fred6969]

They feel fucking amazing.

I'd like to find out if they really taste like house keys......you know.....for science!!!

 

[JustDave478]

Thank you to everyone who messaged me privately and publicly regarding my recent encounter with a particularly uninspired stalker.

(If you’re reading this, darling please next time, bring some charisma.)

To the rest of you: your words, your wit, your concern… deeply appreciated. Truly.

And perhaps… rewarded.

You’ll find I’ve scattered a few distractions throughout this post…breadcrumbs for the bold, indulgences for the observant. If you’re clever enough to find them, you’re probably clever enough to know exactly what I need after the horrors of today.

Let’s just say: I’m in the mood to be cheered up. Thoroughly. Repeatedly. With skill.

Consider me distracted.

 

[LilKitKat]

This is one of those incredible fantasy crossover moments am I dreaming

Shane...I prob shouldnt tell you that we just dm'd too huh?

 

[ShaneoD]

Shane...I prob shouldnt tell you that we just dm'd too huh?

If anyone needs me I'll probably be hurting myself (in the happiest way possible)

 

[MatMacL616]

Otter I’m in the same boat, in this version of the story Hansel and Gretl must have returned home safely after picking up each and every crumb because I cannot seem to find one

 

[bobshonda]

Otter I’m in the same boat, in this version of the story Hansel and Gretl must have returned home safely after picking up each every crumb because I cannot seem to find one

Don't feel like the Lone Ranger on that one

 

[SpicyBean99]

Sorry to hear that’s happening. It’s unfortunate that in a space where you should feel free and open, someone is trying to break that down. People really do suck sometimes!

Also, I clearly suck at finding breadcrumbs lol…

Let’s just say… some crumbs weren’t dropped… they were planted.

And not all of them lead back home. Some lead… somewhere much more fun… however it seems some of you aren’t looking hard enough.

It’s all within the punctuation.

 

[SpicyBean99]

If anyone needs me I'll probably be hurting myself (in the happiest way possible)

Just try not to sprain anything. I’d hate to be responsible for an injury report

 

[bobshonda]

Let’s just say… some crumbs weren’t dropped… they were planted.

And not all of them lead back home. Some lead… somewhere much more fun… however it seems some of you aren’t looking hard enough.

It’s all within the punctuation.

Thank you for opening my eyes

 

[MatMacL616]

I am thrilled to report that my struggle was of the fat thumb/small keyboard variety as I previously thumbed (and furiously fingered) every swirl and stamp of text in your message. Thank you for the additional guidance

 

[ShaneoD]

Just try not to sprain anything. I’d hate to be responsible for an injury report

I'll do my best

 

[SpicyBean99]

I am thrilled to report that my struggle was of the fat thumb/small keyboard variety as I previously thumbed (and furiously fingered) every swirl and stamp of text in your message. Thank you for the additional guidance

Good boy.

You’ve mastered lesson Number 1: Learning to read between the lines…

 

[jonnoback]

Thank you to everyone who messaged me privately and publicly regarding my recent encounter with a particularly uninspired stalker.

(If you’re reading this, darling please next time, bring some charisma.)

To the rest of you: your words, your wit, your concern… deeply appreciated. Truly.

And perhaps… rewarded.

You’ll find I’ve scattered a few distractions throughout this post…breadcrumbs for the bold, indulgences for the observant. If you’re clever enough to find them, you’re probably clever enough to know exactly what I need after the horrors of today.

Let’s just say: I’m in the mood to be cheered up. Thoroughly. Repeatedly. With skill.

Well that cheered me up - and I hope you have been or are being cheered up.

 

[desperado1089]

Thank you to everyone who messaged me privately and publicly regarding my recent encounter with a particularly uninspired stalker.

(If you’re reading this, darling please next time, bring some charisma.)

To the rest of you: your words, your wit, your concern… deeply appreciated. Truly.

And perhaps… rewarded.

You’ll find I’ve scattered a few distractions throughout this post…breadcrumbs for the bold, indulgences for the observant. If you’re clever enough to find them, you’re probably clever enough to know exactly what I need after the horrors of today.

Let’s just say: I’m in the mood to be cheered up. Thoroughly. Repeatedly. With skill.

I counted two.

 

[Texas_law_man]

I counted two.

There are three so keep hunting.

 

[ShaneoD]

Oh god, you're both bi, I might hurt myself

 

[desperado1089]

There are three so keep hunting.

Found the third. Perhaps what @SpicyBean99 needs is a good spanking for teasing us??

 

[deft]

I only found 2 as well

Quitter.

 

[Wriggle]

… rewarded.

Thrice