Wit & Nipples 🍒

[Cybmorg]

San Pancrazio is one of Sanremo’s beaches. I think Sanremo is really beautiful. Even the bus ride from Bajardo down to the coast is (dodgy) stunning! Sure, other parts of Italy are undeniably stunning, but I’m not someone who’s easily impressed by places just because they look more polished or expensive. Id happily take the quiet Italian mountains over Milan. I like places with character, and authenticity!

San Vito Lo Capo is a stunning beach if anyone is looking for recommendations

 

[SpicyBean99]

San Vito Lo Capo is a stunning beach if anyone is looking for recommendations

After coffee we could fly to Sicily?

 

[ChasBozwell30]

Italy looks so beautiful. Has anyone been to Spain? Was hoping to go some day, would love to hear of any places people loved to visit

 

[Cybmorg]

After coffee we could fly to Sicily?

I LOVE Sicily! £3 euro aperol spritz and all you can eat arancino, aye go on then!

 

[Cybmorg]

Italy looks so beautiful. Has anyone been to Spain? Was hoping to go some day, would love to hear of any places people loved to visit

Go to Benidorm, I’ve heard the theatres there are to die for

 

[ChasBozwell30]

Go to Benidorm, I’ve heard the theatres there are to die for

haha, I was thinking I might go when it's a bit less rioty...

 

[Cybmorg]

haha, I was thinking I might go when it's a bit less rioty...

Ping pong and Segways, what is there to riot about?!

 

[ChasBozwell30]

Ping pong and Segways, what is there to riot about?!

I was thinking of Barcelona, it's a bit anti-tourist right now...

 

[SpicyBean99]

Italy looks so beautiful. Has anyone been to Spain? Was hoping to go some day, would love to hear of any places people loved to visit

I’m sure there’s someone better traveled and far more intelligent than I that could point you in the right direction, but Barcelona is beautiful ( plus if you smoke… well you can stop by a dispensary and the the licence is only €20!) if you’re a huge foodie I’d recommend San Sebastián! BUT I have to say the Canary Islands will always have my heart… volcanic black beaches, year round sun, cocktails and the food… just stay away from the English pubs there the riff raff in Lanza’grotti’ isn’t desirable!

 

[Cybmorg]

I was thinking of Barcelona, it's a bit anti-tourist right now...

They’ll get over it. I was there a few months ago, all good

 

[ChasBozwell30]

I’m sure there’s someone better traveled and far more intelligent than I that could point you in the right direction, but Barcelona is beautiful ( plus if you smoke… well you can stop by a dispensary and the the licence is only €20!) if you’re a huge foodie I’d recommend San Sebastián! BUT I have to say the Canary Islands will always have my heart… volcanic black beaches, year round sun, cocktails and the food… just stay away from the English pubs there the riff raff in Lanza’grotti’ isn’t desirable!

Thanks, I've heard great things about Lanzarote, even been learning a little Spanish, would be good to have a reason to use it lol

 

[SpicyBean99]

Thanks, I've heard great things about Lanzarote, even been learning a little Spanish, would be good to have a reason to use it lol

Y cómo va eso? Has aprendido algo útil ya?

 

[ChasBozwell30]

They’ll get over it. I was there a few months ago, all good

Yeah, saw it kicking off on the news yesterday, the one place I'd been thinking of going lol

 

[ChasBozwell30]

Y cómo va eso? Has aprendido algo útil ya?

Still learning! Words are good, sentences are hard lol

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

Good morning boys, ladies…

I could really use a lazy morning, the kind where we stay tangled in bed, limbs heavy, warm skin pressed together as the early sun filters through the curtains. You’d hold me close, squeezing my in, your breath soft against my neck, one hand wandering lower down to my clit until I start to squirm under your touch. You’d kiss down my body slowly, waking me up with your mouth, making me moan into the mattress as your tongue brings me over the edge.
Following my sleepy orgasm, you would flip me onto my stomach and slide into me, quick and deep, your hands gripping my hips as you fuck me, deeply.
Afterward, I’d wander downstairs, still completely naked, you, of course, follow. I begin to make a pot of coffee, but as it brews, I slide myself up onto the kitchen counter, spreading my legs for you. I’d be dripping still, swollen from everything you did to me upstairs. I’d lock eyes with you, cocking my head, and smiling. You crouch down, using my legs to balance yourself. And my thighs begin to tremble around your face as I grind down on your tongue, using you, using your mouth. I come once more with a sharp cry, hips jerking, toes curling on the edge of the counter. Once I stop shaking as much, you stand and grab the back of my neck, turning me around. I let you. You slide in quickly, I’m so wet it makes an obscene sound as you pull in and out of me, faster and faster. You pull out just in time, your hand wrapped tight around your cock. One sharp grunt, and you’re spilling all over my ass. Hot, thick, cum dripping down my butt cheeks and my inner thighs.

We forget about the coffee.

Very arousing writing! No need for any more caffeine for me today -- this stimulation should keep me "up" the rest of the day! Now I have to read your stories.

 

[SpicyBean99]

Still learning! Words are good, sentences are hard lol

Learning another language when you’re monolingual can be pretty tough!!! Especially if you’re English speaking. (Not assuming you are by the way) but being Latvian ( or Italian or any European language really) means you grow up knowing about and understanding more complex morphological and syntactic structures which in English exist to a lesser extent. And in Spanish the verbs do a wholeeee lotta work! Like..( I’m sorry guys, This is probably really fucking boring to you all but…) In English, we say “I spoke” simple. Right? Kinda. In Spanish, that same verb changes depending on who’s speaking, when, and sometimes even how it’s being said. You have to learn way way way more endings. Also, English has a pretty fixed word order:
subject.
verb.
object.
Whilst languages like Spanish can move words around more because the grammar is built into the word endings. So you’re not just learning vocab, you’re learning a whole new system! Kudos to you my friend, it’s no easy feat!

 

[LilKitKat]

San Pancrazio is one of Sanremo’s beaches. I think Sanremo is really beautiful. Even the bus ride from Bajardo down to the coast is (dodgy) stunning! Sure, other parts of Italy are undeniably pretty, but I’m not someone who’s easily impressed by places just because they look more polished or expensive. Id happily take the quiet Italian mountains over Milan. I like places with character, and authenticity!

as someone who likes the city of Milan but they are my arch-rivals in football, I enjoy every dig at them

 

[Cybmorg]

Learning another language when you’re monolingual can be pretty tough!!! Especially if you’re English speaking. (Not assuming you are by the way) but being Latvian ( or Italian or any European language really) means you grow up knowing about and understanding more complex morphological and syntactic structures which in English exist to a lesser extent. And in Spanish the verbs do a wholeeee lotta work! Like..( I’m sorry guys, This is probably really fucking boring to you all but…) In English, we say “I spoke” simple. Right? Kinda. In Spanish, that same verb changes depending on who’s speaking, when, and sometimes even how it’s being said. You have to learn way way way more endings. Also, English has a pretty fixed word order;
subject.
verb.
object.

Whilst languages like Spanish can move words around more because the grammar is built into the word endings. So you’re not just learning vocab, you’re learning a whole new system! Kudos to you my friend, it’s no easy feat!

I know enough to get by in most places I go, but if someone wants a deep and meaningful conversation it’s all about chatGPT

I grew up bilingual, so can pick up of phrases quickly, just never spend long enough in one place to really get a feel for it

 

[LilKitKat]

Italy looks so beautiful. Has anyone been to Spain? Was hoping to go some day, would love to hear of any places people loved to visit

I have been. Barcelona is one of the best cities in the world. Parc Guell is an amazing park, lots of fun streets, the architecture, food, yes pretty ladies, its a lovely time.
Madrid was cool but I preferred Barcelona.
I also ran with the bulls in Pamplona but thats a different story haha!

 

[SpicyBean99]

I know enough to get by in most places I go, but if someone wants a deep and meaningful conversation it’s all about chatGPT

I grew up bilingual, so can pick up of phrases quickly, just never spend long enough in one place to really get a feel for it

Google translate ( the voice option ) is a freaking life saver

 

[ChasBozwell30]

Learning another language when you’re monolingual can be pretty tough!!! Especially if you’re English speaking. (Not assuming you are by the way) but being Latvian ( or Italian or any European language really) means you grow up knowing about and understanding more complex morphological and syntactic structures which in English exist to a lesser extent. And in Spanish the verbs do a wholeeee lotta work! Like..( I’m sorry guys, This is probably really fucking boring to you all but…) In English, we say “I spoke” simple. Right? Kinda. In Spanish, that same verb changes depending on who’s speaking, when, and sometimes even how it’s being said. You have to learn way way way more endings. Also, English has a pretty fixed word order:
subject.
verb.
object.
Whilst languages like Spanish can move words around more because the grammar is built into the word endings. So you’re not just learning vocab, you’re learning a whole new system! Kudos to you my friend, it’s no easy feat!

Thanks, there are a few things that trip me up, but a lot of it's pretty logical. Once it clicks it stays for good, i find. Fascinating how much of an overlap with english there is, but then it diverges at points quite strongly.

I've never tried learning another language before, so it has been a lot of fun. Think i need a goal to help me keep going though.

 

[Cybmorg]

Google translate ( the voice option ) is a freaking life saver

The live camera translator has seen me through many a tricky foreign meal

 

[ChasBozwell30]

I have been. Barcelona is one of the best cities in the world. Parc Guell is an amazing park, lots of fun streets, the architecture, food, yes pretty ladies, its a lovely time.
Madrid was cool but I preferred Barcelona.
I also ran with the bulls in Pamplona but thats a different story haha!

Amazing! It does sound lovely. I'm reading some Lorca at the moment, and he paints a very vivid picture. Would love to experience it.

 

[SpicyBean99]

Thanks, there are a few things that trip me up, but a lot of it's pretty logical. Once it clicks it stays for good, i find. Fascinating how much of an overlap with english there is, but then it diverges at points quite strongly.

I've never tried learning another language before, so it has been a lot of fun. Think i need a goal to help me keep going though.

Totally get that Spanish is at least a satisfying language to learn, I struggled with German, loved French! ( I know we have German speakers here, sorryyyy, it just sounds too guttural )
Spanish does have a lot of crossover with English, especially with all its Latin-based words. What’s funny is that Spanish has way more words that look like English because of shared Latin roots, but English hasn’t borrowed nearly as much back. So you get these little “aha” moments, but not always the other way around!

 

[LilKitKat]

Totally get that Spanish is at least a satisfying language to learn, I struggled with German, loved French! ( I know we have German speakers here, sorryyyy, it just sounds too guttural )
Spanish does have a lot of crossover with English, especially with all its Latin-based words. What’s funny is that Spanish has way more words that look like English because of shared Latin roots, but English hasn’t borrowed nearly as much back. So you get these little “aha” moments, but not always the other way around!

I know about 200 words in German. Its yeah...very foreign sounding? That said, it is the basis for so much English so...