Wit & Nipples 🍒

[ycym]

You know how it is.... take 99 spicy beans and grind them with your thighs

 

[munch2much]

Grinding the beans just gives the coffee a fresher taste. I like to think of myself as a little coffee connoisseur I also have an authentic Italian stovetop espresso maker which when in need… really does the job! ( it’s so strong ) but tastes absolutely incredible!

I’m certainly not a strictly only coffee gal! I loveeee all teas! I have a cardboard box full of herbal and fruit teas, but I also love chai and matcha! And my n1 of course a British breakfast tea or even earl grey!

Fuck I love a hot drink.

I’m very much into tea. But if anyone offers to make it for me, I say “oh I’ll do that” because it’s got to be right.

There’s an excellent fine tea/coffee purveyor near me. But you need a small mortgage for some of them!

 

[SpicyBean99]

I love a hot bird who loves a hot drink. Wanna go for coffee?

Be ready in 5?

 

[vibes]

Italian stovetop espresso maker

What brand, if I may ask?

 

[Jaws82]

Be ready in 5?

Leaving on a jet plane… may not be there till 5am. cool?

 

[Cybmorg]

Be ready in 5?

No need to go all out for me! As you are will do just nicely

 

[hotcpu]

Good morning boys, ladies…

I could really use a lazy morning, the kind where we stay tangled in bed, limbs heavy, warm skin pressed together as the early sun filters through the curtains. You’d hold me close, squeezing my in, your breath soft against my neck, one hand wandering lower down to my clit until I start to squirm under your touch. You’d kiss down my body slowly, waking me up with your mouth, making me moan into the mattress as your tongue brings me over the edge.
Following my sleepy orgasm, you would flip me onto my stomach and slide into me, quick and deep, your hands gripping my hips as you fuck me, deeply.
Afterward, I’d wander downstairs, still completely naked, you, of course, follow. I begin to make a pot of coffee, but as it brews, I slide myself up onto the kitchen counter, spreading my legs for you. I’d be dripping still, swollen from everything you did to me upstairs. I’d lock eyes with you, cocking my head, and smiling. You crouch down, using my legs to balance yourself. And my thighs begin to tremble around your face as I grind down on your tongue, using you, using your mouth. I come once more with a sharp cry, hips jerking, toes curling on the edge of the counter. Once I stop shaking as much, you stand and grab the back of my neck, turning me around. I let you. You slide in quickly, I’m so wet it makes an obscene sound as you pull in and out of me, faster and faster. You pull out just in time, your hand wrapped tight around your cock. One sharp grunt, and you’re spilling all over my ass. Hot, thick, cum dripping down my butt cheeks and my inner thighs.

We forget about the coffee.

That's all the caffeine I need

 

[hotcpu]

Grinding the beans just gives the coffee a fresher taste. I like to think of myself as a little coffee connoisseur I also have an authentic Italian stovetop espresso maker which when in need… really does the job! ( it’s so strong ) but tastes absolutely incredible!

I’m certainly not a strictly only coffee gal! I loveeee all teas! I have a cardboard box full of herbal and fruit teas, but I also love chai and matcha! And my n1 of course a British breakfast tea or even earl grey!

Fuck I love a hot drink.

MMmmmm ... Have Mug will Travel

 

[hotcpu]

I’m glad you asked! Colombian roast is my go-to. I prefer whole beans, which I grind fresh using a burr grinder, then brew in my lil cafetière!

If you ever get the chance and want to try another variety and can find it ... Blue Mountain Coffee from Jamaica so wonderful in its richness

 

[SpicyBean99]

No need to go all out for me! As you are will do just nicely

Naked under a large oversized t shirt and slippers do?

 

[ycym]

Naked under a large oversized t shirt and slippers do?

No.... too much clothes.

 

[Jaws82]

Naked under a large oversized t shirt and slippers do?

BRB just going to move your mugs to the top shelf

 

[Cybmorg]

Naked under a large oversized t shirt and slippers do?

I’m naked under my clothes too… but yes, I’ll be there yesterday

 

[SpicyBean99]

BRB just going to move your mugs to the top shelf

And you sir, can lie down on the ground looking whilst I try ever so hard to reach up to the top.

 

[SpicyBean99]

Leaving on a jet plane… may not be there till 5am. cool?

Perfect time for coffee!

 

[Jaws82]

And you sir, can lie down on the ground looking whilst I try ever so hard to reach up to the top.

You now have a place to sit as well. How fortunate

 

[deft]

ever so hard

Can you see me right now?

 

[urbangentleman]

Grinding the beans just gives the coffee a fresher taste. I like to think of myself as a little coffee connoisseur I also have an authentic Italian stovetop espresso maker which when in need… really does the job! ( it’s so strong ) but tastes absolutely incredible!

I’m certainly not a strictly only coffee gal! I loveeee all teas! I have a cardboard box full of herbal and fruit teas, but I also love chai and matcha! And my n1 of course a British breakfast tea or even earl grey!

Fuck I love a hot drink.

American coffee guzzler here, But I love tea too. I’ve taken high tea on 4 continents so far. Most recently I drank Moroccan Mint Tea all over that country. You could get out of the car in a complete gravel pit marscape of a village and they’d have good tea. I guess I was a little Matcha whore the year before in Japan.

Sorry for oversharing this is the sort of ADHD comment that comes from 3.5 hours sleep. Lazer focus on silliness.

 

[Cybmorg]

Beep beep. I’m ootside

 

[SpicyBean99]

There’s a chocolatier in Toronto that does a hot chocolate that will change your life

There’s a chocolatier in Latvia that will change your life too

 

[SpicyBean99]

What brand, if I may ask?

It’s a Bialleti! My family has an apartment in Bajardo in northwest Italy and I visit it most years for a few weeks at a time, I picked the pot up locally in Sanremo!

 

[Jaws82]

There’s a chocolatier in Latvia that will change your life too

Let’s go!!

 

[vibes]

Bialleti

I hate to do this, sorry: it's Bialetti

I know Bajardo, nice little borgo up the hills ... how uncommon for your family

 

[LilKitKat]

It’s a Bialleti! My family has an apartment in Bajardo in northwest Italy and I visit it most years for a few weeks at a time, I picked the pot up locally in Sanremo!

maybe we will meet up sometimes in Italy. Half of my family is in Torino. I go about every other year.

 

[Jaws82]

maybe we will meet up sometimes in Italy. Half of my family is in Torino. I go about every other year.

Excuse me.

Just looking up flights..