Wit & Nipples šŸ’

I am going to avoid this new contest as it would encourage me to be here all the time again.

I did issue you a new dare a while back that I guess was too daring. I would still love you carry it out. A bit of a challenge by yourself to pull off!

So we are even.
 
Well you’ve certainly come to the right place for fun and conversation! šŸ–¤

There’s a little something for everyone here… I’d like to think so anyway. 😌

Have a peruse, have a scroll but if you can’t be bothered ( because there is a lot )… here are some welcome pictures! 🄰

https://postimg.cc/Y4JghpQ4

https://postimg.cc/CZZkhZnT
How to guarantee we’d never leave the room with that posing
 
Good Morning Literotica šŸ–¤
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Oh I’m feeling BRATTY today. Not sure what it is but there must be something in the air. Bean wants to play.

So…
I’ve come up with a GAME! (Not dissimilar to games other users have posted but then again we all copy and paste our ideas here on lit don’t we ;) )

The aim of the game is to find out who THINKS they know me best. I’ve been posting pretty regularly since February now (minus a month or two in between)… so let’s see who has paid the most attention. This game is simple:

There are 3 Levels of Intimacy:

Vanilla - Personal → - Naughty.

Each level has 10 questions.

I’m assuming that the newbies to the thread will be able to answer a few of the Vanilla questions. Those of you who I have spoken too on a more personal level might be better equipped to answer personal and naughty. There are 30 points in total. 1 point for each question under each category. The person closest to 30 will be able to choose what kind of ā€œprizeā€ they win from a list which I will compile shortly.

šŸ¦ Level 1 - Vanilla (Getting Comfortable)
  1. Do I prefer coffee or tea? Yorkshire gold tea
  2. Am I more likely to sleep in or wake up early? Sleep in
  3. Favorite type of music? Rock?
  4. Cats or dogs? Cats
  5. Sweet snacks or salty snacks? Salty
  6. What is my favourite colour? Black
  7. Am I more likely to binge reality tv or read a book? Read
  8. Favourite season of the year? Autumn
  9. Do I prefer texting or calling? Calling hopefully but probably texting
  10. Ideal night in: wine, cooking together and a movie or a night out? Wine cooking movie
🌹 Level 2 - Personal (Peeling back those layers)

1. What’s something I’ve shared here that most people wouldn’t guess about me? You’re a degree student
2. Am I more introverted or extroverted? Introverted
3. What’s my worst bad habit? (If I have one) being too amazing
4. What’s my guilty pleasure? Boy bands?
5. What is my biggest insecurity? Unsure
6. What’s my type? Mans man, rugby player types
7. What is my dream travel destination? Maldives
8. Do I believe in God? Am I spiritual in any sense? Maybe not gif, but spiritual yes
9. What’s a hobby or interest I’ve mentioned here before? Unsure
10. How many siblings do I have? 2?

šŸ”„ Level 3 - Naughty (Where It Gets Spicy)

1. Do I prefer lace lingerie or leather/latex? Leather/latex
2. What is something that turns me on beyond belief during foreplay? Spanking?
3. Am I more dominant, submissive or a switch? More sub but can switch?
4. What’s my favourite sex position? (Or the one you assume I’d pick most often?) doggy
5. Which turns me on more: kissing my neck, down my tummy or my thighs? Thighs
6. Do I prefer giving or receiving oral. Bonus points if you tell me with which sex I prefer which.giving oral to women
7. What is my strangest kink? (Most bizarre/out there… and yes I have mentioned it to a few….) I’d love to find out
8. What kind of porn do I enjoy most? Lesbian?
9. What are my ā€œhardā€ limits. (Hard ā€œno’sā€ when it comes to the bedroom? Again, love to find out.
10. How long have I been celibate for? Too long, 9 months?


So to recap. Answer as little or as many as you can but the WINNER will be the user who got the closest to 30 POINTS!

Do not respond to the questions publicly, please send them to me in a DIRECT MESSAGE! This is to avoid any sneaky cheaters ;)

The person closest to 30 will be able to choose what kind of ā€œprizeā€ they win from a list which I will compile shortly. (This could be: a personalised video, a series of pictures (to keep forever), an audio of your choice?… or I might even PO you a pair of my panties šŸ¤­šŸ˜‰
I’ve give it my best! I’m too distracted by the glasses and that picture. Sensational as always gorgeous xx
 
Welp. My thread went dead 🄱

I feel it needs spicing up….šŸŒ¶ļø

Here is my Wet Wednesday admission

https://postimg.cc/Mc6hKstJ - not wet but I was about to shower, and I know some of you like seeing my face just as much as my body 😌

https://postimg.cc/hJ2NJ93z - soapy 🫧 (this angle always makes them look so juicy!
WOW! Just…..WOW!!!!! Oh alright maybe a little gosh as well……..so fabulous. Thank you for sharing.
 
Thankyou to everyone who already took part in the quiz ;)

You’ve all done rather well!

I’m busy this evening with a friend and have other obligations but I shall be back tomorrow at some point to check in.

If anyone else would still like to take part in the quiz… you have until tomorrow evening (UK time… 8pm.)

I hope you’ve all had a fantastic day!
 
Thankyou to everyone who already took part in the quiz ;)

You’ve all done rather well!

I’m busy this evening with a friend and have other obligations but I shall be back tomorrow at some point to check in.

If anyone else would still like to take part in the quiz… you have until tomorrow evening (UK time… 8pm.)

I hope you’ve all had a fantastic day!
enjoy your night Bean!
 
I'm not going to lie, this is reminiscent of school, I do tend to do my best work at the last second, so I'm hoping I do well on this test.
 
Ooooo….

And since I’ve not been the most active here recently… I thought I should at least gift you with a special something that isn’t AI…

https://postimg.cc/PPvL8VPY

Would you like me to show you my thong?

https://postimg.cc/06sJvG5m

Oh… did you want me to pull it to the side a little?

https://postimg.cc/CRfRmCmK

Was that better ;)
I love seeing you from every angle ;) .
It’s a beautifully sunny morning here in the south of the UK. A freshly made coffee is brewing in its pot in the kitchen, I’ve just had a shower and covered myself in pumpkin spiced scented moisturiser. I think I’m going to lie back in bed with a book and my coffee….let the moisturiser sink in properly, but also allowing my hands the time to wonder down and have a soft little play whilst I read.

I love a soft play as much as I enjoy fantasising about being taken by my Dom. But on mornings like this the only thing on my mind is the need to gently explore my body… to enjoy feeling my clitoris slowly harden, wetness pooling at my opening, using my index finger to swipe it and pull it up over my hood and making circular motions.

Once I’ve come to a gentle, but full body shaking orgasm, my coffee should be the perfect temperature to drink.

https://vlix.io/video/b50766e4d51574bc4e53/

Then… it’ll be time for breakfast. Scrambled eggs with my homegrown basil, tomatoes and balsamic smashed on toast…. Good Morning everyone. 🄰
The way you write about how you touch yourself and how your body responds to every caress, feather, twirl, glide, and feel is incredible. This is so beautiful and so hot at the same time. Wow :love: .
Titties? On a Wednesday? Blashemy….

https://vlix.io/video/bbc15e363cb679bbc937/

Maybe you would have preferred booty…. Since it’s hump day…. ?

I might have to post again later ;)
As a boobs man, I am not complaining. I love to see your tits any day of the week ;) .
 
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