Wit & Nipples 🍒

[Lost_Writer01]

I’ve always wanted to be someone’s dissertation topic though never assumed I’d be the one marking it it seems a little… backwards.

I will however happily ask you to take off your trousers and sit in a chair whilst I seductively read out the pages you’ve written?

If you so much as try and touch yourself during the session you will be suitably reprimanded. (Most likely with some form of flogger or whip.)

Given you’re from England, a plastic ruler is surely top of your list, Bean!

I’m sure you’ll be a great teacher to Gallant though. Articulate and realllyyyy clear on what constitutes good marks.

 

[GallantWriter]

I’ve always wanted to be someone’s dissertation topic though never assumed I’d be the one marking it it seems a little… backwards.

I will however happily ask you to take off your trousers and sit in a chair whilst I seductively read out the pages you’ve written?

If you so much as try and touch yourself during the session you will be suitably reprimanded. (Most likely with some form of flogger or whip.)

Though, maybe I can just take my notes and write a dissertation on the essence and beauty of Bean. Could be fun, if not a beautiful challenge.

 

[SpicyBean99]

Goodnight Lit!

It’s been a bit of a quieter one here this evening.

(Pouts*)

Guess I’m kissing myself to sleep

Speak to you all tomorrow

 

[peekingone]

Goodnight Lit!

It’s been a bit of a quieter one here this evening.

(Pouts*)

Guess I’m kissing myself to sleep

Speak to you all tomorrow

Sleep well Bean have some wonderful dreams

 

[SpicyBean99]

Sleep well Bean have some wonderful dreams

I will… very shortly.

I have a few naughty thoughts to take care of first

 

[GallantWriter]

Goodnight Lit!

It’s been a bit of a quieter one here this evening.

(Pouts*)

Guess I’m kissing myself to sleep

Speak to you all tomorrow

I mean I'd definitely kiss you to sleep. But if I was there, we probably wouldn't get any sleep.

 

[peekingone]

I will… very shortly.

I have a few naughty thoughts to take care of first

Never let those naughty thoughts go to waste.

 

[MRSassySheDevil]

Welp. My thread went dead

I feel it needs spicing up….

Here is my Wet Wednesday admission

https://postimg.cc/Mc6hKstJ - not wet but I was about to shower, and I know some of you like seeing my face just as much as my body

https://postimg.cc/hJ2NJ93z - soapy (this angle always makes them look so juicy!

Very nice-thank you...

 

[Paul_Chance]

Goodnight Lit!

It’s been a bit of a quieter one here this evening.

(Pouts*)

Guess I’m kissing myself to sleep

Speak to you all tomorrow

Goodnight

 

[Nutsky]

Goodnight Lit!

It’s been a bit of a quieter one here this evening.

(Pouts*)

Guess I’m kissing myself to sleep

Speak to you all tomorrow

You do hate being quiet
Noo pouting its cheating im always just 10 mins away if you need help sleeping but will we be able to stop at just kissing

 

[Nutsky]

Welp. My thread went dead

I feel it needs spicing up….

Here is my Wet Wednesday admission

https://postimg.cc/Mc6hKstJ - not wet but I was about to shower, and I know some of you like seeing my face just as much as my body

https://postimg.cc/hJ2NJ93z - soapy (this angle always makes them look so juicy!

God bless whoever invented soap, incredible

 

[Pad_Foot]

I don’t think your thread is dying.
It blooms nicely whenever you stop by.
This is just an observation.
We don’t have much to say to one another without you as our go between.

Thank you for your thoughts and pictures and your stint as our professor. If you had been my advisor, I’d have multiple phd’s by now.

 

[SirSparky]

Welp. My thread went dead

I feel it needs spicing up….

Here is my Wet Wednesday admission

https://postimg.cc/Mc6hKstJ - not wet but I was about to shower, and I know some of you like seeing my face just as much as my body

https://postimg.cc/hJ2NJ93z - soapy (this angle always makes them look so juicy!

So sexy as always. Can't beat soapy breasts hehe

 

[Jaws82]

I will… very shortly.

I have a few naughty thoughts to take care of first

Sooo about these naughty thoughts

 

[SpicyBean99]

Good Morning Literotica
​

Oh I’m feeling BRATTY today. Not sure what it is but there must be something in the air. Bean wants to play.

So… I’ve come up with a GAME! (Not dissimilar to games other users have posted but then again we all copy and paste our ideas here on lit don’t we )

The aim of the game is to find out who THINKS they know me best. I’ve been posting pretty regularly since February now (minus a month or two in between)… so let’s see who has paid the most attention. This game is simple:

There are 3 Levels of Intimacy:

Vanilla - Personal → - Naughty.

Each level has 10 questions.

I’m assuming that the newbies to the thread will be able to answer a few of the Vanilla questions. Those of you who I have spoken too on a more personal level might be better equipped to answer personal and naughty. There are 30 points in total. 1 point for each question under each category. The person closest to 30 will be able to choose what kind of “prize” they win from a list which I will compile shortly.

Level 1 - Vanilla (Getting Comfortable)

1. Do I prefer coffee or tea?
2. Am I more likely to sleep in or wake up early?
3. Favorite type of music?
4. Cats or dogs?
5. Sweet snacks or salty snacks?
6. What is my favourite colour?
7. Am I more likely to binge reality tv or read a book?
8. Favourite season of the year?
9. Do I prefer texting or calling?
10. Ideal night in: wine, cooking together and a movie or a night out?

Level 2 - Personal (Peeling back those layers)

1. What’s something I’ve shared here that most people wouldn’t guess about me?
2. Am I more introverted or extroverted?
3. What’s my worst bad habit? (If I have one)
4. What’s my guilty pleasure?
5. What is my biggest insecurity?
6. What’s my type?
7. What is my dream travel destination?
8. Do I believe in God? Am I spiritual in any sense?
9. What’s a hobby or interest I’ve mentioned here before?
10. How many siblings do I have?

Level 3 - Naughty (Where It Gets Spicy)

1. Do I prefer lace lingerie or leather/latex?
2. What is something that turns me on beyond belief during foreplay?
3. Am I more dominant, submissive or a switch?
4. What’s my favourite sex position? (Or the one you assume I’d pick most often?)
5. Which turns me on more: kissing my neck, down my tummy or my thighs?
6. Do I prefer giving or receiving oral. Bonus points if you tell me with which sex I prefer which.
7. What is my strangest kink? (Most bizarre/out there… and yes I have mentioned it to a few….)
8. What kind of porn do I enjoy most?
9. What are my “hard” limits. (Hard “no’s” when it comes to the bedroom?
10. How long have I been celibate for?


So to recap. Answer as little or as many as you can but the WINNER will be the user who got the closest to 30 POINTS!

Do not respond to the questions publicly, please send them to me in a DIRECT MESSAGE! This is to avoid any sneaky cheaters

The person closest to 30 will be able to choose what kind of “prize” they win from a list which I will compile shortly. (This could be: a personalised video, a series of pictures (to keep forever), an audio of your choice?… or I might even PO you a pair of my panties

 

[Jaws82]

Good Morning Literotica
​

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Oh I’m feeling BRATTY today. Not sure what it is but there must be something in the air. Bean wants to play.

So… I’ve come up with a GAME! (Not dissimilar to games other users have posted but then again we all copy and paste our ideas here on lit don’t we )

The aim of the game is to find out who THINKS they know me best. I’ve been posting pretty regularly since February now (minus a month or two in between)… so let’s see who has paid the most attention. This game is simple:

There are 3 Levels of Intimacy:

Vanilla - Personal → - Naughty.

Each level has 10 questions.

I’m assuming that the newbies to the thread will be able to answer a few of the Vanilla questions. Those of you who I have spoken too on a more personal level might be better equipped to answer personal and naughty. There are 30 points in total. 1 point for each question under each category. The person closest to 30 will be able to choose what kind of “prize” they win from a list which I will compile shortly.

Level 1 - Vanilla (Getting Comfortable)

1. Do I prefer coffee or tea?
2. Am I more likely to sleep in or wake up early?
3. Favorite type of music?
4. Cats or dogs?
5. Sweet snacks or salty snacks?
6. What is my favourite colour?
7. Am I more likely to binge reality tv or read a book?
8. Favourite season of the year?
9. Do I prefer texting or calling?
10. Ideal night in: wine, cooking together and a movie or a night out?

Level 2 - Personal (Peeling back those layers)

1. What’s something I’ve shared here that most people wouldn’t guess about me?
2. Am I more introverted or extroverted?
3. What’s my worst bad habit? (If I have one)
4. What’s my guilty pleasure?
5. What is my biggest insecurity?
6. What’s my type?
7. What is my dream travel destination?
8. Do I believe in God? Am I spiritual in any sense?
9. What’s a hobby or interest I’ve mentioned here before?
10. How many siblings do I have?

Level 3 - Naughty (Where It Gets Spicy)

1. Do I prefer lace lingerie or leather/latex?
2. What is something that turns me on beyond belief during foreplay?
3. Am I more dominant, submissive or a switch?
4. What’s my favourite sex position? (Or the one you assume I’d pick most often?)
5. Which turns me on more: kissing my neck, down my tummy or my thighs?
6. Do I prefer giving or receiving oral. Bonus points if you tell me with which sex I prefer which.
7. What is my strangest kink? (Most bizarre/out there… and yes I have mentioned it to a few….)
8. What kind of porn do I enjoy most?
9. What are my “hard” limits. (Hard “no’s” when it comes to the bedroom?
10. How long have I been celibate for?


So to recap. Answer as little or as many as you can but the WINNER will be the user who got the closest to 30 POINTS!

Do not respond to the questions publicly, please send them to me in a DIRECT MESSAGE! This is to avoid any sneaky cheaters

The person closest to 30 will be able to choose what kind of “prize” they win from a list which I will compile shortly. (This could be: a personalised video, a series of pictures (to keep forever), an audio of your choice?… or I might even PO you a pair of my panties

Game on!!

 

[SpicyBean99]

Game on!!

I have a feeling you may do rather well… do be warned though… there are a handful of TRICK questions

 

[Jaws82]

I have a feeling you may do rather well… do be warned though… there are a handful of TRICK questions

I do love a Challenge

 

[SpicyBean99]

I do love a Challenge

The “prize” should keep you on the ball

 

[Jaws82]

The “prize” should keep you on the ball

My eyes are on the prize

 

[GallantWriter]

Well damn, game on. I do enjoy how interesting you've always been. How I can't help but yearn to know everything about you. Let's see if I've remembered enough to win. Adore you Bean.

 

[SpicyBean99]

You do hate being quiet
Noo pouting its cheating im always just 10 mins away if you need help sleeping but will we be able to stop at just kissing

I hate being quiet of course…. I’m a big old chatter box and hate when the attention isn’t on me (a joke. I’m also introverted as hell so it’s confusing)

You may be just 10 minutes down the road but like you say…. Would there be any sleeping? I doubt it.

I hope you’ll be partaking in my quiz? You’ve known me what…. Since I was 19? You should be getting every single question correct

 

[GallantWriter]

Good Morning Literotica
​

View attachment 2565379

Oh I’m feeling BRATTY today. Not sure what it is but there must be something in the air. Bean wants to play.

So… I’ve come up with a GAME! (Not dissimilar to games other users have posted but then again we all copy and paste our ideas here on lit don’t we )

The aim of the game is to find out who THINKS they know me best. I’ve been posting pretty regularly since February now (minus a month or two in between)… so let’s see who has paid the most attention. This game is simple:

There are 3 Levels of Intimacy:

Vanilla - Personal → - Naughty.

Each level has 10 questions.

I’m assuming that the newbies to the thread will be able to answer a few of the Vanilla questions. Those of you who I have spoken too on a more personal level might be better equipped to answer personal and naughty. There are 30 points in total. 1 point for each question under each category. The person closest to 30 will be able to choose what kind of “prize” they win from a list which I will compile shortly.

Level 1 - Vanilla (Getting Comfortable)

1. Do I prefer coffee or tea?
2. Am I more likely to sleep in or wake up early?
3. Favorite type of music?
4. Cats or dogs?
5. Sweet snacks or salty snacks?
6. What is my favourite colour?
7. Am I more likely to binge reality tv or read a book?
8. Favourite season of the year?
9. Do I prefer texting or calling?
10. Ideal night in: wine, cooking together and a movie or a night out?

Level 2 - Personal (Peeling back those layers)

1. What’s something I’ve shared here that most people wouldn’t guess about me?
2. Am I more introverted or extroverted?
3. What’s my worst bad habit? (If I have one)
4. What’s my guilty pleasure?
5. What is my biggest insecurity?
6. What’s my type?
7. What is my dream travel destination?
8. Do I believe in God? Am I spiritual in any sense?
9. What’s a hobby or interest I’ve mentioned here before?
10. How many siblings do I have?

Level 3 - Naughty (Where It Gets Spicy)

1. Do I prefer lace lingerie or leather/latex?
2. What is something that turns me on beyond belief during foreplay?
3. Am I more dominant, submissive or a switch?
4. What’s my favourite sex position? (Or the one you assume I’d pick most often?)
5. Which turns me on more: kissing my neck, down my tummy or my thighs?
6. Do I prefer giving or receiving oral. Bonus points if you tell me with which sex I prefer which.
7. What is my strangest kink? (Most bizarre/out there… and yes I have mentioned it to a few….)
8. What kind of porn do I enjoy most?
9. What are my “hard” limits. (Hard “no’s” when it comes to the bedroom?
10. How long have I been celibate for?


So to recap. Answer as little or as many as you can but the WINNER will be the user who got the closest to 30 POINTS!

Do not respond to the questions publicly, please send them to me in a DIRECT MESSAGE! This is to avoid any sneaky cheaters

The person closest to 30 will be able to choose what kind of “prize” they win from a list which I will compile shortly. (This could be: a personalised video, a series of pictures (to keep forever), an audio of your choice?… or I might even PO you a pair of my panties

Quite possibly the greatest thing I've seen come from lit in a long while. The clear amount of thought put into this is palpable. Always the best from Bean.

 

[Jaws82]

I hate being quiet of course…. I’m a big old chatter box and hate when the attention isn’t on me (a joke. I’m also introverted as hell so it’s confusing)

You may be just 10 minutes down the road but like you say…. Would there be any sleeping? I doubt it.

I hope you’ll be partaking in my quiz? You’ve known me what…. Since I was 19? You should be getting every single question correct

It’s not cheating.

It’s a strategic advantage

 

[SpicyBean99]

Well damn, game on. I do enjoy how interesting you've always been. How I can't help but yearn to know everything about you. Let's see if I've remembered enough to win. Adore you Bean.

This is a good way to put into practise the things you have in your mental notebook surely you should do rather well?

You’re the best G.W.