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SpicyBean99 said:
Well youā€™ve certainly come to the right place for fun and conversation! šŸ–¤

Thereā€™s a little something for everyone hereā€¦ Iā€™d like to think so anyway. šŸ˜Œ

Have a peruse, have a scroll but if you canā€™t be bothered ( because there is a lot )ā€¦ here are some welcome pictures! šŸ„°

https://postimg.cc/Y4JghpQ4

https://postimg.cc/CZZkhZnT
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How to guarantee weā€™d never leave the room with that posing
 
SpicyBean99 said:
Good Morning Literotica šŸ–¤
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Oh Iā€™m feeling BRATTY today. Not sure what it is but there must be something in the air. Bean wants to play.

Soā€¦ Iā€™ve come up with a GAME! (Not dissimilar to games other users have posted but then again we all copy and paste our ideas here on lit donā€™t we ;) )

The aim of the game is to find out who THINKS they know me best. Iā€™ve been posting pretty regularly since February now (minus a month or two in between)ā€¦ so letā€™s see who has paid the most attention. This game is simple:

There are 3 Levels of Intimacy:

Vanilla - Personal ā†’ - Naughty.

Each level has 10 questions.

Iā€™m assuming that the newbies to the thread will be able to answer a few of the Vanilla questions. Those of you who I have spoken too on a more personal level might be better equipped to answer personal and naughty. There are 30 points in total. 1 point for each question under each category. The person closest to 30 will be able to choose what kind of ā€œprizeā€ they win from a list which I will compile shortly.

šŸ¦ Level 1 - Vanilla (Getting Comfortable)
  1. Do I prefer coffee or tea? Yorkshire gold tea
  2. Am I more likely to sleep in or wake up early? Sleep in
  3. Favorite type of music? Rock?
  4. Cats or dogs? Cats
  5. Sweet snacks or salty snacks? Salty
  6. What is my favourite colour? Black
  7. Am I more likely to binge reality tv or read a book? Read
  8. Favourite season of the year? Autumn
  9. Do I prefer texting or calling? Calling hopefully but probably texting
  10. Ideal night in: wine, cooking together and a movie or a night out? Wine cooking movie
šŸŒ¹ Level 2 - Personal (Peeling back those layers)

1. Whatā€™s something Iā€™ve shared here that most people wouldnā€™t guess about me? Youā€™re a degree student
2. Am I more introverted or extroverted? Introverted
3. Whatā€™s my worst bad habit? (If I have one) being too amazing
4. Whatā€™s my guilty pleasure? Boy bands?
5. What is my biggest insecurity? Unsure
6. Whatā€™s my type? Mans man, rugby player types
7. What is my dream travel destination? Maldives
8. Do I believe in God? Am I spiritual in any sense? Maybe not gif, but spiritual yes
9. Whatā€™s a hobby or interest Iā€™ve mentioned here before? Unsure
10. How many siblings do I have? 2?

šŸ”„ Level 3 - Naughty (Where It Gets Spicy)

1. Do I prefer lace lingerie or leather/latex? Leather/latex
2. What is something that turns me on beyond belief during foreplay? Spanking?
3. Am I more dominant, submissive or a switch? More sub but can switch?
4. Whatā€™s my favourite sex position? (Or the one you assume Iā€™d pick most often?) doggy
5. Which turns me on more: kissing my neck, down my tummy or my thighs? Thighs
6. Do I prefer giving or receiving oral. Bonus points if you tell me with which sex I prefer which.giving oral to women
7. What is my strangest kink? (Most bizarre/out thereā€¦ and yes I have mentioned it to a fewā€¦.) Iā€™d love to find out
8. What kind of porn do I enjoy most? Lesbian?
9. What are my ā€œhardā€ limits. (Hard ā€œnoā€™sā€ when it comes to the bedroom? Again, love to find out.
10. How long have I been celibate for? Too long, 9 months?


So to recap. Answer as little or as many as you can but the WINNER will be the user who got the closest to 30 POINTS!

Do not respond to the questions publicly, please send them to me in a DIRECT MESSAGE! This is to avoid any sneaky cheaters ;)

The person closest to 30 will be able to choose what kind of ā€œprizeā€ they win from a list which I will compile shortly. (This could be: a personalised video, a series of pictures (to keep forever), an audio of your choice?ā€¦ or I might even PO you a pair of my panties šŸ¤­šŸ˜‰
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Iā€™ve give it my best! Iā€™m too distracted by the glasses and that picture. Sensational as always gorgeous xx
 
SpicyBean99 said:
Welp. My thread went dead šŸ„±

I feel it needs spicing upā€¦.šŸŒ¶ļø

Here is my Wet Wednesday admission

https://postimg.cc/Mc6hKstJ - not wet but I was about to shower, and I know some of you like seeing my face just as much as my body šŸ˜Œ

https://postimg.cc/hJ2NJ93z - soapy šŸ«§ (this angle always makes them look so juicy!
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WOW! Justā€¦..WOW!!!!! Oh alright maybe a little gosh as wellā€¦ā€¦..so fabulous. Thank you for sharing.
 
Thankyou to everyone who already took part in the quiz ;)

Youā€™ve all done rather well!

Iā€™m busy this evening with a friend and have other obligations but I shall be back tomorrow at some point to check in.

If anyone else would still like to take part in the quizā€¦ you have until tomorrow evening (UK timeā€¦ 8pm.)

I hope youā€™ve all had a fantastic day!
 
SpicyBean99 said:
Thankyou to everyone who already took part in the quiz ;)

Youā€™ve all done rather well!

Iā€™m busy this evening with a friend and have other obligations but I shall be back tomorrow at some point to check in.

If anyone else would still like to take part in the quizā€¦ you have until tomorrow evening (UK timeā€¦ 8pm.)

I hope youā€™ve all had a fantastic day!
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enjoy your night Bean!
 
I'm not going to lie, this is reminiscent of school, I do tend to do my best work at the last second, so I'm hoping I do well on this test.
 
SpicyBean99 said:
Oooooā€¦.

And since Iā€™ve not been the most active here recentlyā€¦ I thought I should at least gift you with a special something that isnā€™t AIā€¦

https://postimg.cc/PPvL8VPY

Would you like me to show you my thong?

https://postimg.cc/06sJvG5m

Ohā€¦ did you want me to pull it to the side a little?

https://postimg.cc/CRfRmCmK

Was that better ;)
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I love seeing you from every angle ;) .
SpicyBean99 said:
Itā€™s a beautifully sunny morning here in the south of the UK. A freshly made coffee is brewing in its pot in the kitchen, Iā€™ve just had a shower and covered myself in pumpkin spiced scented moisturiser. I think Iā€™m going to lie back in bed with a book and my coffeeā€¦.let the moisturiser sink in properly, but also allowing my hands the time to wonder down and have a soft little play whilst I read.

I love a soft play as much as I enjoy fantasising about being taken by my Dom. But on mornings like this the only thing on my mind is the need to gently explore my bodyā€¦ to enjoy feeling my clitoris slowly harden, wetness pooling at my opening, using my index finger to swipe it and pull it up over my hood and making circular motions.

Once Iā€™ve come to a gentle, but full body shaking orgasm, my coffee should be the perfect temperature to drink.

https://vlix.io/video/b50766e4d51574bc4e53/

Thenā€¦ itā€™ll be time for breakfast. Scrambled eggs with my homegrown basil, tomatoes and balsamic smashed on toastā€¦. Good Morning everyone. šŸ„°
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The way you write about how you touch yourself and how your body responds to every caress, feather, twirl, glide, and feel is incredible. This is so beautiful and so hot at the same time. Wow :love: .
SpicyBean99 said:
Titties? On a Wednesday? Blashemyā€¦.

https://vlix.io/video/bbc15e363cb679bbc937/

Maybe you would have preferred bootyā€¦. Since itā€™s hump dayā€¦. ?

I might have to post again later ;)
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As a boobs man, I am not complaining. I love to see your tits any day of the week ;) .
 
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Hey people.

A little sad post today.

My eldest cat Cheeto had a severe asthma attack last week and had to stay in the vets for a few nights. I have been near on inconsolable for the most part of the weekend and this week. :/

He is only 4 but has been by my side through so many different life changes and has even travelled around most of the Uk with me.

Anyway. Heā€™s home now. Which means I can start thinking straight again.

I hope everyone here is okay! Iā€™m sorry for being so in and out all the timeā€¦. I donā€™t enjoy being inconsistent but I hope you all understand šŸ„°
 
SpicyBean99 said:
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Hey people.

A little sad post today.

My eldest cat Cheeto had a severe asthma attack last week and had to stay in the vets for a few nights. I have been near on inconsolable for the most part of the weekend and this week. :/

He is only 4 but has been by my side through so many different life changes and has even travelled around most of the Uk with me.

Anyway. Heā€™s home now. Which means I can start thinking straight again.

I hope everyone here is okay! Iā€™m sorry for being so in and out all the timeā€¦. I donā€™t enjoy being inconsistent but I hope you all understand šŸ„°
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Heh Bean, im so sorry you had to go through that over the weekend but so glad he has made a good recovery and is able tk come home. You must feel so relieved to have him by your side again.

No need to apologise. Im sure all our hearts go out to you ā¤ļø
 
SirSparky said:
Heh Bean, im so sorry you had to go through that over the weekend but so glad he has made a good recovery and is able tk come home. You must feel so relieved to have him by your side again.

No need to apologise. Im sure all our hearts go out to you ā¤ļø
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Thankyou Sir!

Itā€™s been a nightmare. I lost two of my childhood cats to car accidents hence why my two are strictly indoor cats unless on leads. (Yes Iā€™m that crazy cat lady.) I protect these two with everything I have and itā€™s the most panic inducting feeling not being able to do something.

Iā€™m more than relieved. Just no more strong detergents on my bed sheets because apparently that could have been a trigger. (Even more annoying that I feel my cat is trying to be extra dramatic by having asthma just like his mum šŸ¤£)
 
SpicyBean99 said:
Thankyou Sir!

Itā€™s been a nightmare. I lost two of my childhood cats to car accidents hence why my two are strictly indoor cats unless on leads. (Yes Iā€™m that crazy cat lady.) I protect these two with everything I have and itā€™s the most panic inducting feeling not being able to do something.

Iā€™m more than relieved. Just no more strong detergents on my bed sheets because apparently that could have been a trigger. (Even more annoying that I feel my cat is trying to be extra dramatic by having asthma just like his mum šŸ¤£)
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Ive seen a few cats on leads out in public, always thought how weird, but now I get it, especially if the cats are not used to the outside, best to be safe than sorry.

Seems like he was definitely making a statement about your detergents lol
 
SirSparky said:
Ive seen a few cats on leads out in public, always thought how weird, but now I get it, especially if the cats are not used to the outside, best to be safe than sorry.

Seems like he was definitely making a statement about your detergents lol
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Until you have cats that have died outside, (via cars or other) you wonā€™t get it. I would also think someone crazy for having a cat on a lead.)

The first time I took Cheeto to the vet, she practically hugged me when I told her he was indoors only. They have to deal with SO many losses out on the streets. Not just cars, but diseases, catching FIV, dangerous humans. I just couldnā€™t.

But they are animals who want to see birds and play in the leaves and grass and who the heck am I to stop that! So leads and a cattio it is!
 
SpicyBean99 said:
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Hey people.

A little sad post today.

My eldest cat Cheeto had a severe asthma attack last week and had to stay in the vets for a few nights. I have been near on inconsolable for the most part of the weekend and this week. :/

He is only 4 but has been by my side through so many different life changes and has even travelled around most of the Uk with me.

Anyway. Heā€™s home now. Which means I can start thinking straight again.

I hope everyone here is okay! Iā€™m sorry for being so in and out all the timeā€¦. I donā€™t enjoy being inconsistent but I hope you all understand šŸ„°
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Send love and hugs and a quick recovery for your cat xx
 
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