Winter Holiday Support Thread

[Rumple Foreskin]

I think you are right.

But I'm not all that well informed. I'm sure Ogg, Rumple or one of the others will have your answer for you.

Nay, I just guessed this morning.

Hey, Carson, get off your sorry ass (or on it as the case may be), PM Laurel and ask her. You've gotten my curious roused.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[carsonshepherd]

Nay, I just guessed this morning.

Hey, Carson, get off your sorry ass (or on it as the case may be), PM Laurel and ask her. You've gotten my curious roused.

Rumple Foreskin

Now that you're roused, you can rise to the occasion and do it for me.

 

[Rhys]

Hmmmf. Got a rise and I wasn't even there.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Now that you're roused, you can rise to the occasion and do it for me.

Now why would I do that? At my age, I'm glad whenever I have something roused.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Alex756]

Alex, I've just RV and even C'ed your story. It's good to know there is young talent ready to take on the thankless task of grinding out plotless porn. That was a fast, fun read. My only complaint is you took nearly 1000 words to get to the action. Remember, flashback is the pornmeister's friend. The eternal formula is: sex - flashback with BRIEF backstory - more sex.

But seriously, I think the story's quick pacing has played a role in its success. As for cross-category sex, the most I ever intentionally came up with in one story was six in Mix & Match. According to the preamble, it contained: incest, group sex, interracial love, anal, lesbian sex, and even a little romance.

Rumple Foreskin

Pacing quick enough a guy could still run to the head for a 'moment'.

I could have cut more of the backstory in all honesty, but the long winded thing is hard to stop I did skip all that word consuming characterization though.

This is sooo opposite of my normal writing its funny

Heck I think I went 30K words without anyone getting any in my NaNo piece

~Alex

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Heck I think I went 30K words without anyone getting any in my NaNo piece

~Alex

You must have been writing by biography.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Boxlicker101]

Quote:
Originally Posted by carsonshepherd
I;ve not written a contest entry this year, but I do have a question. Do you have to be a member of Lit to vote on this contest? I thought it was only the end-of-year author's awards that you had to be a member to vote on. Someone enlighten me and give me the joyous gift of being right

I think you are right.

But I'm not all that well informed. I'm sure Ogg, Rumple or one of the others will have your answer for you.

I can't say with absolute certainty but there is a link on the home page, the place where non-members go when they want to read something, and they can click on it to get to the contest entries. I can't help but think they wouldn't have the link there if non-members weren't allowed to participate.

 

[sack]

As many of you have probably already discovered....

your stories are mentioned in my latest craziness, The Literotica Hot 100. Boxlicker, Abs, Daniellekitten, to name but a few. Sorry for not giving anyone a head's up. This isn't part of the contest obviously, so vote the sucker up a little, some idiot 1 bombed it several times!

Sack

 

[Boxlicker101]

your stories are mentioned in my latest craziness, The Literotica Hot 100. Boxlicker, Abs, Daniellekitten, to name but a few. Sorry for not giving anyone a head's up. This isn't part of the contest obviously, so vote the sucker up a little, some idiot 1 bombed it several times!

Sack

It wouldn't be the same idiot unless he was borrowing computers from different people. You can't vote twice on the same story. It was probably several idiots.

 

[Guest]

It wouldn't be the same idiot unless he was borrowing computers from different people. You can't vote twice on the same story. It was probably several idiots.

I met these idiots too, they took great delight in nailing my contest entries...

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Speaking of giving head, make that, heads-up, I've just submitted another contest entry. If you liked Xmas Xcess, odds are you'll hate this sucker.

It's short (2100 words) and has no sex. One character is in the Klan, three others would like to be, the "N" word appears, there's a cross-burning, and a vicious dog attack.

To seal its fate, the story will be in the Humor and Satire category.

This concludes your "Heads-up." You may now return to your regular porn pursuits.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Aurora Black]

I RCV'd yours aeons ago, Vella... loved it!

Yep, me too.

 

[Aurora Black]

277???
Wow. I was impressed with getting 120+ in the first 24 hours.

Do you guys hear that? That's the sound of my self-esteem plummeting.

 

[Aurora Black]

Speaking of giving head, make that, heads-up, I've just submitted another contest entry. If you liked Xmas Xcess, odds are you'll hate this sucker.

It's short (2100 words) and has no sex. One character is in the Klan, three others would like to be, the "N" word appears, there's a cross-burning, and a vicious dog attack.

To seal its fate, the story will be in the Humor and Satire category.

Oh, holy hell! Merry fucking Christmas.

 

[Aurora Black]

RCVs done yesterday: Rhys and Jammies (I would have done more but there was a black-out in my neighborhood last night and I lost all of my open windows where I had stories ready for reading)

Today: Danielle's "Gift of Love."

Currently open in my browser: "Proving Santa Exists," "Candy Cane," "Bad Girl At Christmas," and "Night at the Cabin."

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Oh, holy hell! Merry fucking Christmas.

Oh, don't worry. The scores could well be even worse than that.

I did a fair number of RCV's last night. Both of Docs, plus ones by Rhys, Jammies, Alex and some other folks.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[dreampilot79]

usually dont plead for reads but...here i be, on my knees, begging for someone to read my silly little erotic horror story.
im so
so
not ashamed but a wee bit embarassed to ask.

Vella after reading your story..... I have but one regret. I have but one vote to give for my darlin!

I do like ya on yer knees.. but alas.. I can vote but once and I did that ages ago.... but since yer on yer knees... don't let that stop ya

 

[dreampilot79]

I read yours

I wish I could share the plethora of votes evidently being in the incest catagory gives my story. But at least I can try to read everyone else's

For once in my life I don't have to be a vote begger
277 in less than 24 hours topping the -totals- for all my other stories combined I try and get no votes, I produce a porno with below industry standard plot and viola

~Alex

Damn.. where were all the voters when I submitted mine? 62 votes total.... a grand total of 3 in the last week (and at least 2 are as yet unswept 1 bombs).

I'm jealous!!!!!

 

[dreampilot79]

It wouldn't be the same idiot unless he was borrowing computers from different people. You can't vote twice on the same story. It was probably several idiots.

Box... I hate to burst yer bubble.. but YOU CAN vote more than once. What you can't do is make the vote stick. You can vote 100 five bombs to yourself if you want... and it will make your score soar into space... BUT... I believe the IP addy is stored with the vote and at the first sweep.... bye bye 100 five bombs.

But then if yer ego needs feeding.. that 4.95 score can make ya soar for a day or two...lol

 

[Guest]

RCVs done yesterday: Rhys and Jammies (I would have done more but there was a black-out in my neighborhood last night and I lost all of my open windows where I had stories ready for reading)

Today: Danielle's "Gift of Love."

Currently open in my browser: "Proving Santa Exists," "Candy Cane," "Bad Girl At Christmas," and "Night at the Cabin."

Thanks for that Aurora...Got to watch it though, you'll have my head in the clouds. Hey, does anyone know a slang word for penis that starts with a Z?

 

[Aurora Black]

Thanks for that Aurora...Got to watch it though, you'll have my head in the clouds.

I didn't say anything that wasn't justified.

 

[Guest]

I didn't say anything that wasn't justified.

Thank you.

I got a comment from Mr. Anonymous who told me that, while I wrote good, I shouldn't let all the flowery words and perfect compliments go to my head because it could ruin my writing...I almost posted it on the story just cuz...lol.

 

[cookiejar]

I'm off to work but I will try to get to anybody's I haven't read. You guys are so prolific I can't keep up. I'm not sure in the next few weeks I will have time to hit them all but I will try. I am trying to read some of the stories by non-AH readers. A few have only one or two comments and really deserve a look. Have a good day all.

 

[Guest]

Thanks for that Aurora...Got to watch it though, you'll have my head in the clouds. Hey, does anyone know a slang word for penis that starts with a Z?

dont know if this site has one but its a great resource
Dirty word slang site

 

[Unsung Muse]

Hey, does anyone know a slang word for penis that starts with a Z?

How 'bout "Zipper Troll"
(Hmmm, sorry <lol> – must have trolls on the brain...)