Winter Holiday Support Thread

Rumple Foreskin said:
IT IS ACCOMPLISHED!

If anyone wants a sneak peek, you need treatment. Immediately. But until the nice folks in white coats arrive, I'll be happy to inflict some or all of it on you.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:

RF... I didn't get more than a single read before... I WANT REVENGE for the editing you inflicted on me... send it here!
 
dreampilot79 said:
RF... I didn't get more than a single read before... I WANT REVENGE for the editing you inflicted on me... send it here!
look, meester...
dont make me kick your ass.
i offered first...so therah!
hrm
you ready for a slap-down? oh yeah baby...ill take ya down.
 
vella_ms said:
look, meester...
dont make me kick your ass.
i offered first...so therah!
hrm
you ready for a slap-down? oh yeah baby...ill take ya down.


best two outa three falls?
 
vella_ms said:
men lack staminia
i say until you can no longer breathe?

Damn girl.. your beauty does that to me even before we start... Hell.. one look at yer AV and I can skip the gym for the day.... Who needs aerobics when ya get this kinda heavey breathing?

Sides I've read yer stories.... yer lookin at a way to make us bad fellers stop breathing.... lmao

Bring it on girlie!
 
dreampilot79 said:
Damn girl.. your beauty does that to me even before we start... Hell.. one look at yer AV and I can skip the gym for the day.... Who needs aerobics when ya get this kinda heavey breathing?

Sides I've read yer stories.... yer lookin at a way to make us bad fellers stop breathing.... lmao

Bring it on girlie!
well hell..
after a post like that?
you are a weiner!!!
CLANG CLANG CLANG!!!
:kiss:
 
vella_ms said:
yeah well, you need to learn when to toss in that sucker punch.

I've already got throwing in the towel figured out... use the one you wrapped around yerself after the shower....lol
 
Wow ... MAJOR sweep. Went from >25 down to 13 votes. So, reads/votes needed. *sigh* I am SO not in the mood to pimp myself for this contest ... but I would spend every penny of that $700 on the next Lit gathering. :p
 
impressive said:
Wow ... MAJOR sweep. Went from >25 down to 13 votes. So, reads/votes needed. *sigh* I am SO not in the mood to pimp myself for this contest ... but I would spend every penny of that $700 on the next Lit gathering. :p
If I read and vote, will you buy me new shoes?
 
impressive said:
Wow ... MAJOR sweep. Went from >25 down to 13 votes. So, reads/votes needed. *sigh* I am SO not in the mood to pimp myself for this contest ... but I would spend every penny of that $700 on the next Lit gathering. :p

Bribery would get you everywhere imp.. but I'm afraid I already 5 bombed ya!
 
impressive said:
Wow ... MAJOR sweep. Went from >25 down to 13 votes. So, reads/votes needed. *sigh* I am SO not in the mood to pimp myself for this contest ... but I would spend every penny of that $700 on the next Lit gathering. :p
Ive already RCV'd ya.
i love that you would do that...and ive no doubt you would too.
:heart:

how does a story go from .87 to .61 in only one vote? very odd but then ive never really figured out these things. :confused:
 
vella_ms said:
Ive already RCV'd ya.
i love that you would do that...and ive no doubt you would too.
:heart:

how does a story go from .87 to .61 in only one vote? very odd but then ive never really figured out these things. :confused:


Yes Vella.. ya got 1 bombed
 
Aha!

I've bookmarked the page with the contest entries thus far (Thanks Vella for the link), and as soon as I've finished and submitted mine I'll read and vote on each and every one. I'm so excited! This is one hell of a way to welcome the upcoming holiday season! ;)
 
as soon as I've finished and submitted mine I'll read and vote on each and every one. I'm so excited!


I'm actually STILL keeping up so far... the Halloween entries came in so fast and furious, after the first week I gave up trying to keep up... now, *knock on wood* this doesn't seem to be happening this time... they're trickling in... I can handle reading 4-5 a day... ! :)
 
Terse

While struggling with the long stories for this competition (or next year's) I have finished and submitted a short entry in the Non-Erotic category.

Now the muses want a similar terse entry that is erotic...

The long stories may have to wait to 2006, 2007...

Og
 
oggbashan said:
While struggling with the long stories for this competition (or next year's) I have finished and submitted a short entry in the Non-Erotic category.

Now the muses want a similar terse entry that is erotic...

The long stories may have to wait to 2006, 2007...

Og


Og.. I wub ya like a brother.. but yer presence is depressing me. So far.. I only have one story and well.. it doesn't look like it has the chance of a snowball in hell of winning.... BUT.. it's just over the magic H... so unless things go really really bad... I'm afraid that .... not only do I have no chance of using my winnings to throw a party.... I have no hope of winning last either!
 
dreampilot79 said:
Og.. ... I have no hope of winning last either!

Oh, yes you do!

I am still disqualified from the Last Place (tm) Contest. The judge and referee can't win that one.

Og
 
Alrighty....

I have read all of the current 26 submissions...

I have voted on them all....

I have PCed them all (except three, Mine, someone that is not allowing PCs, and another persons that I will just leave at that)

I am actually kinda going okay when is the other shoe gonna drop because.... its day five and there are only 26 entries....

hmmmmmmm
 
DP,

I've just discovered the load limit for Lit PM's is 10,000 words. Since my allegedly pornographic prose rambles on for about 18K, we face a condom, or is that, conundrum?

I sent the sprawling, sordid saga to Vella by e-mail as an attachment. I'd be happy to do the same for thee, except I'm lacking, among many other things, an e-mail addy for you. The other choice, assuming you still want to accept this morally challenged mission, is for me to send two 9000 word PM's. Let me know which of those seems least unappealing.

Your friend in porn

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
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