Winter Holiday Support Thread

Boxlicker101 · Nov 11, 2005

Rumple Foreskin said:
Remember, you told me to do this.

Since you live in Texas, I'll make this an Aggie joke.

Two young Aggies, Bubba and Buford, were in a honky-tonk outside of College Station, having an anatomcial arguement. Bubba claimed a woman had a "yet." Buford said they had no such thing. It got to the point were real Yankee money had been wagered.

Once the bets were laid, Bubba told Buford to come with him to the men's room and he'd prove women had a "yet." Once both were in that aromatic sanctorium, Bubba picked a newspaper, The Houston Chronicle, off the floor. With a triumphal flourish, he pointed to the following headline, "Galveston Woman Shot. Bullet In Her Yet."

I'd asks for a nice rim shot but would probably get a couple pot shots instead.

Rumple Foreskin

If it had said "Galveston Woman Shot. Bullet In Her Still", they'd have probably thought she was a moonshiner.

Guest · Nov 11, 2005

Rumple Foreskin said:
Remember, you told me to do this.

Since you live in Texas, I'll make this an Aggie joke.

Two young Aggies, Bubba and Buford, were in a honky-tonk outside of College Station, having an anatomcial arguement. Bubba claimed a woman had a "yet." Buford said they had no such thing. It got to the point were real Yankee money had been wagered.

Once the bets were laid, Bubba told Buford to come with him to the men's room and he'd prove women had a "yet." Once both were in that aromatic sanctorium, Bubba picked a newspaper, The Houston Chronicle, off the floor. With a triumphal flourish, he pointed to the following headline, "Galveston Woman Shot. Bullet In Her Yet."

I'd asks for a nice rim shot but would probably get a couple pot shots instead.

Rumple Foreskin

*snicker*

aromatic sanctorium

BBBBAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAhhhhhhaaaaa

:kiss:

Black Tulip · Nov 11, 2005

Winter Holiday story submitted just now!

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/wetter/4388.gif

If I ever win last prize, I'll go for the local disaster:

http://www.elsevier.nl/artimg/a20051811204947.JPG

Guest · Nov 11, 2005

Black Tulip said:
Winter Holiday story submitted just now!

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/wetter/4388.gif

If I ever win last prize, I'll go for the local disaster:

but, oh sweet woman, im jumping out of the gates and straight into first/last place position. so, there foreskin, you can not win.

IT SHALL BE I (so, pretend you heard that like a giant voice from heaven)

ive written a story that isnt the normal genera for this holiday. we shall see... will brush off something sugary sweet to balance the odds.

dreampilot79 · Nov 11, 2005

Wellllllll the first stories are posted.

RF... and EL... all I can say is it apears from early voting that you two were right... I like my story.... but there is good news and there is bad news

GOOD... I have yet to receive my first death threat.

BAD... I'm well on my way to my WORST score ever!!!!!

Oh well.. last place will be MINE!!!!!!

Guest · Nov 11, 2005

dreampilot79 said:
Wellllllll the first stories are posted.

RF... and EL... all I can say is it apears from early voting that you two were right... I like my story.... but there is good news and there is bad news

GOOD... I have yet to receive my first death threat.

BAD... I'm well on my way to my WORST score ever!!!!!

Oh well.. last place will be MINE!!!!!!

looks like we'll hafta wrestle for it.

dreampilot79 · Nov 11, 2005

vella_ms said:
looks like we'll hafta wrestle for it.

Vella can we??? tell ya what.. best 2 outa 3 falls!!!!!

damn I didn't know scores could come below 3.0!!!!!

oggbashan · Nov 11, 2005

dreampilot79 said:
damn I didn't know scores could come below 3.0!!!!!

I know too well. A couple of mine were below 3.00 for over a year.

That's why I devised the Last Place (tm) Contest.

Og

Honey123 · Nov 11, 2005

Oh boy....

Well... um....humph ~

as to whether to submit...and which category....Anal, I guess

dreampilot79 · Nov 11, 2005

Honey123 said:
Oh boy....

Well... um....humph ~

as to whether to submit...

Honey... YES.. it's a good story... and we deserve the chance to read it !!!!!

Aurora Black · Nov 11, 2005

Hi there, guys. What's the word limit for submissions?

dreampilot79 · Nov 11, 2005

Aurora Black said:
Hi there, guys. What's the word limit for submissions?

Aurora.. the minimum is 750.. I don't believe there is an upper limit...

R. Richard · Nov 11, 2005

I got my story "Christmas Hike" posted. As usual, the trolls have got at it. However, those leaving comments like it!

Aurora Black · Nov 11, 2005

dreampilot79 said:
Aurora.. the minimum is 750.. I don't believe there is an upper limit...

Thank you!

dreampilot79 · Nov 11, 2005

R. Richard said:
I got my story "Christmas Hike" posted. As usual, the trolls have got at it. However, those leaving comments like it!

Tell me about the trolls!!!!!

Honey123 · Nov 11, 2005

R. Richard said:
I got my story "Christmas Hike" posted. As usual, the trolls have got at it. However, those leaving comments like it!

Link it...please...and how do you want a vote? good, medium, bad?

Rumple Foreskin · Nov 11, 2005

Honey123 said:
Link it...please...and how do you want a vote? good, medium, bad?

A link would be nice, but I'm just grateful Brother Richard is allowing public comments. Without them, it's hard for my single-digit IQ brain to keep track of who I've inflicted with one of my RCV's.

Honey, IMHO, Anal would probably be the best category.

Rumple Foreskin

ps: I've edited my massive missive down to 17300 words, but have lost count of the number and type of sex acts. rf

sophia jane · Nov 11, 2005

I still haven't started. And damn it, I'm starting to think I won't be entering.

Aurora Black · Nov 11, 2005

Is there anyone here who is also participating in NaNoWriMo? I can't imagine how I'm going to write something to submit for the contest as well as my novel, but I really want to try.

entitled · Nov 11, 2005

Aurora Black said:
Is there anyone here who is also participating in NaNoWriMo? I can't imagine how I'm going to write something to submit for the contest as well as my novel, but I really want to try.

Yep. i just took a day off of nano-ing to write it, once the inspiration for it hit.

First troll sweep is done already. Boosted my score from a 4.15 to a 4.75

Honey123 · Nov 11, 2005

Rumple Foreskin said:
A link would be nice, but I'm just grateful Brother Richard is allowing public comments. Without them, it's hard for my single-digit IQ brain to keep track of who I've inflicted with one of my RCV's.

Honey, IMHO, Anal would probably be the best category.

Rumple Foreskin

ps: I've edited my massive missive down to 17300 words, but have lost count of the number and type of sex acts. rf

OMG.....

How do you do it?

entitled · Nov 11, 2005

Honey123 said:
OMG.....

How do you do it?

He types in his sleep.

dreampilot79 · Nov 11, 2005

entitled said:
Yep. i just took a day off of nano-ing to write it, once the inspiration for it hit.

First troll sweep is done already. Boosted my score from a 4.15 to a 4.75

No SHIT!!!!!!! mine went from a 3.3 to a 4.77!!!!!!! and I lost 6 votes!!!!

Guest · Nov 11, 2005

Gotta think its funny that the damn stories have only been up for like what ten HOURS and a troll sweep was already necessary....

good fllipping grief

Honey123 · Nov 11, 2005

entitled said:
He types in his sleep.

Read your story....RVC'd...good job.....

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