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Rumple Foreskin
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I'm bad. So bad. Bad to the bone.dreampilot79 said:
And that's just my writing.
Anyway, the following seems to symbolize my chances. Maybe I need to adopt this as my contest AV:
http://www.cnn.com/TRAVEL/NEWS/9801/19/molly.brown.house/titanic.long.jpg
Can I have a rousing chorus of, "Nearer My God To Thee?"
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Rumple Foreskin said:I'm bad. So bad. Bad to the bone.
And that's just my writing.
Anyway, the following seems to symbolize my chances. Maybe I need to adopt this as my contest AV:
http://www.cnn.com/TRAVEL/NEWS/9801/19/molly.brown.house/titanic.long.jpg
Can I have a rousing chorus of, "Nearer My God To Thee?"
Rumple Foreskin
*giggles*
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Rumple Foreskin said:I'm bad. So bad. Bad to the bone.
And that's just my writing.
Can I have a rousing chorus of, "Nearer My God To Thee?"
Rumple Foreskin
Sings "Nearer My God To Thee"... and it must be a good rendition.. cuz all the dogs in the neighborhood just decided to sing along!
Damn it RF.. if yer tryin for the last place award.... we'll have to see which is more powerful.. my airplane goin down in flames.. or your titanic sinking....
A contest it must be!!!!!
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YEFUCKENHAW!
with the help of some fine peeps out there...my story is submitted and awaiting approval.
*ass tingles*
with the help of some fine peeps out there...my story is submitted and awaiting approval.
*ass tingles*
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vella_ms said:
vella.. I think they make a cream for that!!!!!!
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Honey123 said:
M'dear.. you saw mine.. only fair you show me yours.. ya don't even have to ask wiff me!
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You should be so lucky, DP. I've already told Honey it's no fair asking for favors with that AV staring at us.dreampilot79 said:
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Rumple Foreskin said:You should be so lucky, DP. I've already told Honey it's no fair asking for favors with that AV staring at us.
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Yer right there RF.. who could turn her down?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dreampilot79
Yer right there RF.. who could turn her down?
He means "What straight man".
Originally Posted by dreampilot79
Yer right there RF.. who could turn her down?
Honey123 said:
He means "What straight man".
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so, you've alot of sucking going on... awesome!Honey123 said:I am re-reading my story... Lord, it really sucks!! LMAO...
Poor Rump...you must be vomitting by now!!!
that makes good porn!
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Not at all. It's a first draft. And anyone who can pull off a readable second person story deserves a bigHoney123 said:I am re-reading my story... Lord, it really sucks!! LMAO...
Poor Rump...you must be vomitting by now!!!
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well fuckABSTRUSE said:Mine is moving at a snail's pace.
shouldn't you be walking in a wally wonderland???
*sigh*
thanks for bringing me off my already submitted high...
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For the vast multitude wondering about my possible contest entry, here's a progress report. I'm re-writing an old story I've never submitted. So far there's been four one-on-one heterosexual fucks, three blowjobs, and two detailed fucks, one being with a mega-cock. There's also been a striptease in front of friends followed by the stripper taking on three guys at the same time.
Yeah, I know that's a little hum-drum for a stroke story, but I'm just at 3800 words. There's about 15000 more for me to punch-up the sex action.
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Yeah, I know that's a little hum-drum for a stroke story, but I'm just at 3800 words. There's about 15000 more for me to punch-up the sex action.
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i will NEVER, ever appologize for my odd stories ....ever againRumple Foreskin said:For the vast multitude wondering about my possible contest entry, here's a progress report. I'm re-writing an old story I've never submitted. So far there's been four one-on-one heterosexual fucks, three blowjobs, and two detailed fucks, one being with a mega-cock. There's also been a striptease in front of friends followed by the stripper taking on three guys at the same time.
Yeah, I know that's a little hum-drum for a stroke story, but I'm just at 3800 words. There's about 15000 more for me to punch-up the sex action.
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so, tell me the 'yet' joke?
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anyone know when they are going to start posting these?
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Remember, you told me to do this.vella_ms said:
Since you live in Texas, I'll make this an Aggie joke.
Two young Aggies, Bubba and Buford, were in a honky-tonk outside of College Station, having an anatomcial arguement. Bubba claimed a woman had a "yet." Buford said they had no such thing. It got to the point were real Yankee money had been wagered.
Once the bets were laid, Bubba told Buford to come with him to the men's room and he'd prove women had a "yet." Once both were in that aromatic sanctorium, Bubba picked a newspaper, The Houston Chronicle, off the floor. With a triumphal flourish, he pointed to the following headline, "Galveston Woman Shot. Bullet In Her Yet."
I'd asks for a nice rim shot but would probably get a couple pot shots instead.
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