Winter Holiday Contest - the support thread

[sirhugs]

Cookie, Og, etc.,

We may need to dust off the abacus or fire up the old Univac to decide between these three incredibly unworthy contenders for last place dis-honors.

Og "Dinner With Friends" 4.38 with 26 votes

Rumple "Seasonal Seduction" 4.39 with 186 votes

CookieJar "The Grandma Gang" 4.35 with 20 votes

Remember, no "five bombing" allowed.

Rumple Foreskin

and here I thought Changing Santa's Suit at 4.27 after 41 votes was respectably mediocre....

 

[dreampilot79]

Congrats to the winners... great stories!!!!!

It was truly a privledge to have my "work" included with such great work.

Og.. I must truly commiserate with you... I couldn't claim the bottom either.... the tears stream.

Next time og... I'll be there at the bottom... !!!

 

[cookiejar]

and here I thought Changing Santa's Suit at 4.27 after 41 votes was respectably mediocre....

Dayum! I can't win anything! http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/traurig/sad-smiley-020.gif

 

[dreampilot79]

Dayum! I can't win anything! http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/traurig/sad-smiley-020.gif

Only my heart m'dear... only my heart... or was that heart on?

WElllllll one way or the other.. ya won something!

 

[cookiejar]

Only my heart m'dear... only my heart... or was that heart on?

WElllllll one way or the other.. ya won something!

But I wanted last place! But your heart sounds great too...

 

[dreampilot79]

But I wanted last place! But your heart sounds great too...

Call it the boobie prize.. no wait... you have the boobies... since I didn't hit the bottom either.. can I have the boobie prize?... blushes.. did I imply that? Surely not sweet inocent me!!!!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

and here I thought Changing Santa's Suit at 4.27 after 41 votes was respectably mediocre....

Looks like we may have a real loser here, contest story-wise.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[cookiejar]

Looks like we may have a real loser here, contest story-wise.

Rumple Foreskin

He even gets a trophy! Lucky guy!

http://www.quest-for-toys.com/graphics/ziglastplace.JPG

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Aw, you knucleheads....you're all winners to me!

 

[dreampilot79]

abs...

And we love ya right back.. cuz we're all winners.

 

[sirhugs]

just for fun I checked a few scores at random...there are some lower than mine, including sarahh's " A Bra For My Daddy" at 4.21, and one at 4.15, though I don't recall who wrote it. I lacked the technology or patience to check every score....

 

[dreampilot79]

damn... next time I really gotta work harder to get a lower score... I ain't anywhere near either the top or the bottom!!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You call yourselves writers? I spelled knuckleheads wrong...Captain, I think we've found the problem.

 

[dreampilot79]

You call yourselves writers? I spelled knuckleheads wrong...Captain, I think we've found the problem.

I may call myself a writer... but I don't call myself a spelling bee champ... i'm lost without my spell checker!!!!!!

 

[Black Tulip]

You call yourselves writers? I spelled knuckleheads wrong...Captain, I think we've found the problem.

Hey, don't blame me!
I'm a furener.



http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/xmas/xmas6.gif

 

[oggbashan]

I calculate that Cookie wins last place, unless...

Cookie, Og, etc.,

We may need to dust off the abacus or fire up the old Univac to decide between these three incredibly unworthy contenders for last place dis-honors.

Og "Dinner With Friends" 4.38 with 26 votes

Rumple "Seasonal Seduction" 4.39 with 186 votes

CookieJar "The Grandma Gang" 4.35 with 20 votes

Remember, no "five bombing" allowed.

Rumple Foreskin

CookieJar benefits from the rules for less than 25 votes:

4.35 * 20/25 = 3.48

Unless someone has fewer votes?

Og

 

[cookiejar]

Re: I calculate that Cookie wins last place, unless...

CookieJar benefits from the rules for less than 25 votes:

4.35 * 20/25 = 3.48

Unless someone has fewer votes?

Og

Hot damn!

 

[dreampilot79]

Re: I calculate that Cookie wins last place, unless...

CookieJar benefits from the rules for less than 25 votes:

4.35 * 20/25 = 3.48

Unless someone has fewer votes?

Og

Og.. I only got 19... does that work?

Holliday charity got a 4.45 with 19 votes?

 

[cookiejar]

Re: Re: I calculate that Cookie wins last place, unless...

Og.. I only got 19... does that work?

Holliday charity got a 4.45 with 19 votes?

No! I just took the award from Sirhugs, now you want to steal it? Grrrrrrrrrrr

 

[dreampilot79]

steal is a harsh word..... just thought maybe .......

 

[cookiejar]

steal is a harsh word..... just thought maybe .......

Forgive me...I went bonkers there for a moment.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Forgive me...I went bonkers there for a moment.

Yeah, "steal" is sooo harsh, Cookie. After all, as a writer, you should have used more nuance, maybe: swipe, filch, purloin, abscond, or pilfer.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[cookiejar]

Yeah, "steal" is sooo harsh, Cookie. After all, as a writer, you should have used more nuance, maybe: swipe, filch, purloin, abscond, or pilfer.

Rumple Foreskin

Am I being sent to my room?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Am I being sent to my room?

Yes, but not alone.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[dreampilot79]

Yes, but not alone.

Rumple Foreskin

I was gonna question the punishment value of sending her to her room WITH COMPANY.....

Then I noticed rumple had that whip and chains... hmmmmmm