Will my dog be deported?

[Busybody]

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Doctor once a year for his check-up, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.

He lives in a nice neighbourhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
He makes no contribution to the running or maintenance of the house.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who go out, work hard, and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head...




I think my dog might be an IKKEGAL IMMIGRANT!

 

[eagleyez]

maybe you can get him a gig as watchdog at the McDonalds where you work.

then one night you can serve him up as special of the day.

*ding* fries are ready Mr Busybooty.

 

[Busybody]

 

[rapthaysoos]

Take your pills busybody.

 

[Busybody]

I did

Now what

 

[TonyClifton]

FUCKING SPAMMER

Get a life asshole!

 

[Tryharder62]

__No__ your dog is fine.

 

[TonyClifton]

"Hello, you have reached the twenty four hour seven day a week Literotica Help Line. My name is Brian. How may I help you?"

Hello Brian, my name is Spencer Tracy and I would like to report a spammer.

"Yes sir, what is that person's name?"

It's tryharder62

Thank you for reporting that sir. Have a good evening.

[click]

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

lol @ ur new siggy

 

[TonyClifton]

lol @ ur new siggy

Fuck off asshole!

You are just another attention whore.

 

[Busybody]

__No__ your dog is fine.

when they come for my dogs

they will never recognize em

I PUT A MASK ON EM