Will anal sex make my butt bigger?

[m wisdom]

This have nothing to do with BDSM but was too funny to not post here.
I especially love the last sentence in the first reply.
Enjoy

http://www.steadyhealth.com/Will_anal_sex_make_my_butt_bigger_-t123634-0-asc-0.html

 

[ecstaticsub]

That is hilarious, also sad at what some women will believe.

 

[WriterDom]

I don't know. My sperm causes weight loss, fewer wrinkles, and improves overall body tone. If taken in all three holes.

 

[minx1]

*breathes a sigh of relief*

....erm so this face mask is definitely gonna work.....right?

 

[Little_Kitten]

I don't know. My sperm causes weight loss, fewer wrinkles, and improves overall body tone. If taken in all three holes.

LOL!



Personally, I find myself wondering whether that "woman" was joking....

 

[Sir_Winston54]

*breathes a sigh of relief*

....erm so this face mask is definitely gonna work.....right?

It helps if the face mask ingredients come from multiple sources - the more the better.

 

[minx1]

It helps if the face mask ingredients come from multiple sources - the more the better.

REALLY?!! *wide eyed*

Gee thank goodness you came along Sir Winston, I wouldn't have known that!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

REALLY?!! *wide eyed*

Gee thank goodness you came along Sir Winston, I wouldn't have known that!

Always glad to spread a little light amongst the masses.

 

[wenchhh]

lol, sign me up, WriterDom, I'm in desperate need of all 3 of them. If it could make me not need to shave/wax ever again, I'd be a "customer for life"!

I don't know. My sperm causes weight loss, fewer wrinkles, and improves overall body tone. If taken in all three holes.

 

[mickyp123]

*breathes a sigh of relief*

....erm so this face mask is definitely gonna work.....right?

you've heard of camay, just change the first "a" for a "u" and give it a whirl, well a smear lol
Stops
Permanent
Epidermal
Repetive
Marking

ie WRINKLES

 

[Blushing Bottom]

I certainly hope so.

 

[mickyp123]

I certainly hope so.

not permanently i trust lol, if so jump onto a parking cone

 

[Ebonyfire]

That is hilarious, also sad at what some women will believe.

I bet there are men who will believe it too. Stupid has no sex.

 

[Quint]

...........

 

[myinnerslut]

wow... i cant decide if it was a joke or someone who is in serious need of some sex ed classes

 

[nh23]

I thought the best part was when someone said that there is an 8% chance you'll get pregnant by anal sex. Y'know, I keep my ovaries up there just in case but here I thought I was the only one.

LMAO!

 

[Fagin]

He always wore a condom before. Now we have anal sex and he shoots really deep inside...

Smart fellow, if he doesn't really believe it. Either way he got what he wanted.

Tell your boyfriend that if you use a strap-on on him it'll make his penis bigger.

Won't make the penis any bigger but it is fun anyways.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Stupid has no sex.

This is unfortunately not true. Stupid has sex. And lots of it. Stupid gets 5 times more sex than Smart and breeds about 10 times faster. Because Stupid thinks "sex = love" and therefore puts out thinking they are loved. And Smart uses protection and Stupid doesn't.

*shakes head* Oh my yes, Stupid has sex...

 

[Evil_Geoff]

I thought the best part was when someone said that there is an 8% chance you'll get pregnant by anal sex. Y'know, I keep my ovaries up there just in case but here I thought I was the only one.

You know... if someone rubs a naked Mr Happy all around Ms Vulva... over her lips and all, maybe teasingly slipping between her lips or a little inside, before unleashing the might of Scrogzilla on Ms Sphincter... there _is_ a slight chance of causing pregnancy. But all Stupid remembers is "He came in my ass, how could I get pregnant?"

Miracles, baby, miracles!

 

[shy slave]

You know... if someone rubs a naked Mr Happy all around Ms Vulva... over her lips and all, maybe teasingly slipping between her lips or a little inside, before unleashing the might of Scrogzilla on Ms Sphincter... there _is_ a slight chance of causing pregnancy. But all Stupid remembers is "He came in my ass, how could I get pregnant?"

Miracles, baby, miracles!

You naughty, naughty man.

I was brought up a good Catholic girl.

Now, your post has me thinking about Mary. I am wondering what Joseph or the Arch Angel Gabriel may have done or said to her in order to have a miracle baby.

 

[minx1]

You naughty, naughty man.

I was brought up a good Catholic girl.

Now, your post has me thinking about Mary. I am wondering what Joseph or the Arch Angel Gabriel may have done or said to her in order to have a miracle baby.

mmmm , *goes to check out her complexion and butt size.....*

 

[Ebonyfire]

This is unfortunately not true. Stupid has sex. And lots of it. Stupid gets 5 times more sex than Smart and breeds about 10 times faster. Because Stupid thinks "sex = love" and therefore puts out thinking they are loved. And Smart uses protection and Stupid doesn't.

*shakes head* Oh my yes, Stupid has sex...

I stand corrected, LOL

 

[graceanne]

I just came here to read about m_wisdom getting it up the ass. *pouts* Tease.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

I just came here to read about m_wisdom getting it up the ass. *pouts* Tease.

Oh gracie! That was just SO wrong! *ROTFLMBFHAO*

 

[CutieMouse]

Stupid gets 5 times more sex than Smart

Well now that's depressing...

and breeds about 10 times faster.

*nearly broke that general rule all by herself...*