wife swap

[emilio_bg]

I am interested in wife swapping.....

Has anyone ever tried this and what has been their experience?

Thanks in advance for your replies

 

[Moondancertx]

Very positive experience. We have been swapping for years and we consider it the basis of our true friends.

This is an old post but we decided to respond anyway.

 

[Mrtenant]

I am interested in wife swapping.....

Has anyone ever tried this and what has been their experience?

Thanks in advance for your replies

I might consider it if the exchange included the following skills from the prospective exchanged wife:

• Can mend and stain a fence
• Clean the gutters
• Help mow the yard
• Clean the pool
• Flirt with my prospective clients
• Make cocktails for me
• Light my cigars
• Run my social media platform

Not that my wife does any of that. She doesn't. But, it would be different around here, that's for sure. When can we set up an interview?

 

[Cat]

I might consider it if the exchange included the following skills from the prospective exchanged wife:

• Can mend and stain a fence
• Clean the gutters
• Help mow the yard
• Clean the pool
• Flirt with my prospective clients
• Make cocktails for me
• Light my cigars
• Run my social media platform

Not that my wife does any of that. She doesn't. But, it would be different around here, that's for sure. When can we set up an interview?

I might not be able to fulfill everything on your list.. but, hey.. I want an interview too!

• Can fix a fence (I think so, I mean.. I can get people to do it for me?)
• Gutters... Ah like enemas? Umm.. no?
• Move the yard. - sorry, sun sensitivity and all that jazz.
• Clean the pool. Dude.. that is what the pool cleaners are for! I do not want to make them unemployed, geez!
• Flirting. Ahh! I could try not to roll my eyes at them or hiss, when they are interrupting my yoga workout in the living room! (I think I nailed this one! Yes!!)
• Cocktails. Ah.. uhmm.. so, should you really have that many cocktails, what about some kale and spinach smoothies instead!?
• Light your cigars. O.M.G!! You smoke?! Yeah.. That habit needs to go!!
• SoMe is sooooooo last year! You need to practise some mindfulness and meditation instead. Much healthier!

So!! Am I hired? And would you still buy me a brand new yoga retreat center?

Mwah!!

 

[Mrtenant]

I might not be able to fulfill everything on your list.. but, hey.. I want an interview too!

• Can fix a fence (I think so, I mean.. I can get people to do it for me?)
• Gutters... Ah like enemas? Umm.. no?
• Move the yard. - sorry, sun sensitivity and all that jazz.
• Clean the pool. Dude.. that is what the pool cleaners are for! I do not want to make them unemployed, geez!
• Flirting. Ahh! I could try not to roll my eyes at them or hiss, when they are interrupting my yoga workout in the living room! (I think I nailed this one! Yes!!)
• Cocktails. Ah.. uhmm.. so, should you really have that many cocktails, what about some kale and spinach smoothies instead!?
• Light your cigars. O.M.G!! You smoke?! Yeah.. That habit needs to go!!
• SoMe is sooooooo last year! You need to practise some mindfulness and meditation instead. Much healthier!

So!! Am I hired? And would you still buy me a brand new yoga retreat center?

Mwah!!

You are indeed talented. And healthy minded. Don't drink. Don't smoke. What do you do?

So far, you are the only that's interviewed. That's running a pretty fast first place.
I guess a half assed effort on my list is better than none.

 

[Mrtenant]

I'll hire you right away

It's a swap not a job. And from the looks of it, she is the only one swapping besides me.

@Cat looks like you're in sweetheart. I'll send MrsT to Denmark or you can send Mr. Cat to Texas.

 

[Mrtenant]

Too late, you snooze you loose. She will be accepting my offer, next time you better get it while the getting is good lol.

Well, there you go. Can't compete with that. Looks like Cat has a job. I was more interested in a swap.

 

[Badxxxwifey]

So much funn