Why???

Diamond_Girl said:
Why do those men of a certain race think, just because you have a profile up anywhere (even a very g-rated one), you want to meet them for sex and to give them oral?

Why have three men here at Lit fallen in love with me when I'm not available to marry them/live with them/have their children, and they know this?

Why can't the married men with whom I chat have as open online relationships as DH and I do so I don't receive hate mail from their wives? :rolleyes:
-cause they are thinking with the wrong heads.
-cause they are lonely.
-cause the same desire for openness isn't shared by their partners. I know my so and I are different. But she never comes on Lit and I have permission to come on here and be nice, or at least she doesn't get ticked by it.
 
Azuldrgon said:
Then maybe it's cause she isn't adjusting him. ;)
Hell, if they could throw everything off the desks and go at it right here they probably would! :rolleyes:
 
pleaz_me said:
Hell, if they could throw everything off the desks and go at it right here they probably would! :rolleyes:
Maybe.....

why is it that a person always gets turned on, but the presence of rugrats makes it hard to do anything?
 
Azuldrgon said:
Maybe.....

why is it that a person always gets turned on, but the presence of rugrats makes it hard to do anything?
Ha! That is because we were raised in the age that sex was a *hush-hush* thing. We didn't see our parents getting frisky anywhere or hear our parents talk about sex... therefore we carry on the tradition and attempt to hide it from our lil's :)
 
pleaz_me said:
Ha! That is because we were raised in the age that sex was a *hush-hush* thing. We didn't see our parents getting frisky anywhere or hear our parents talk about sex... therefore we carry on the tradition and attempt to hide it from our lil's :)
Yeah...I still catch myself when I get the idea. There are times where we still sneak off to and we get interrupted sometimes. Besides, they know so much at an earlier age nowadays.
 
sassykat said:
Why is that when things just start to go right something happens to make you take 2 steps backwards again....?

Maybe it is a test to see if we have what it takes to keep going forward. Giving up has never been easy for me. I stick with things longer than I should too often.
 
Azuldrgon said:
Yeah...I still catch myself when I get the idea. There are times where we still sneak off to and we get interrupted sometimes. Besides, they know so much at an earlier age nowadays.
THAT they definitely do! I think their best knowledge of it comes from TV nowadays :rolleyes:
 
pleaz_me said:
THAT they definitely do! I think their best knowledge of it comes from TV nowadays :rolleyes:
I wonder why Mary Kate and Ashley's earlier clothes when they were younger was slutty looking, yet they are now over 18 and they look conservative.
 
Azuldrgon said:
I wonder why Mary Kate and Ashley's earlier clothes when they were younger was slutty looking, yet they are now over 18 and they look conservative.
Change of the latest style... even hipsters are finally going out... YAY!
 
pleaz_me said:
Why is it a *pair* of panties

but only

*a* bra?

:confused:
A pair of panties hold two very lovely parts of the legs. They are considered a pair because each individual leg does a different thing at a different time. That is why the proper name has always been plural. (buttocks) We call is a butt because it is the short form and even though it is a singular noun, they are considered plural.
A bra holds a chest. Even though there are two luscious parts that the cups hold, they are considered singular. That's because they operate simultaneously. They both produce milk at the same time. They both catch a straight man's or a lesbian's attention at the same time. The exceptions being during breastfeeding(unless there is more than one kid) and if the woman has had one removed for medical purposes. The proper name for bra is brassiere. One garment to hold in the wonderful chest. Whereas the pair of panties was designed to hold the buttocks in as well as cover the errogenous zone between the legs also.

Ok, so call me nerdboy today.
 
Azuldrgon said:
A pair of panties hold two very lovely parts of the legs. They are considered a pair because each individual leg does a different thing at a different time. That is why the proper name has always been plural. (buttocks) We call is a butt because it is the short form and even though it is a singular noun, they are considered plural.
A bra holds a chest. Even though there are two luscious parts that the cups hold, they are considered singular. That's because they operate simultaneously. They both produce milk at the same time. They both catch a straight man's or a lesbian's attention at the same time. The exceptions being during breastfeeding(unless there is more than one kid) and if the woman has had one removed for medical purposes. The proper name for bra is brassiere. One garment to hold in the wonderful chest. Whereas the pair of panties was designed to hold the buttocks in as well as cover the errogenous zone between the legs also.

Ok, so call me nerdboy today.
*Grins* You are wayyyyy too full of information Azul! :D
 
pleaz_me said:
Ever have those puzzling questions you ask yourself or out loud to no one in particular? Post them here and perhaps someone might actually have the answer!


My question of the day... Why do married men automatically assume a woman is interested in him and that she's willing to have an affair with him just because she posts on Lit?

Alright, I have more :D

Why do men assume that women only want to see how big their cock is?


Because we have dicks (hormones)
 
Azuldrgon said:
any questions today?
Yes... why do my employees always assume they're getting screwed? :rolleyes: They go through the chain game where their wife reads off the paycheck over the phone, the employee doesn't actually see it, but they want to call and make a fuss about it :rolleyes:
 
pleaz_me said:
Yes... why do my employees always assume they're getting screwed? :rolleyes: They go through the chain game where their wife reads off the paycheck over the phone, the employee doesn't actually see it, but they want to call and make a fuss about it :rolleyes:
I think it's based on past experiences where they lost money because of a person not paying attention. I tell the people that work for me to keep track of their hours and double check them with me before their checks get there to prove that I know what I am doing. That usually does the trick.
1000 :kiss: btw.
 
Azuldrgon said:
I think it's based on past experiences where they lost money because of a person not paying attention. I tell the people that work for me to keep track of their hours and double check them with me before their checks get there to prove that I know what I am doing. That usually does the trick.
1000 :kiss: btw.
Unfortunately ours is not based on hours... it's based on miles... and there are two categories... he just doesn't like the system that we use at this moment. I'm sure once his bills are caught up again he'll stop complaining... it seems to be the way they work :rolleyes:

Thank you... returned tenfold :kiss:
 
pleaz_me said:
Unfortunately ours is not based on hours... it's based on miles... and there are two categories... he just doesn't like the system that we use at this moment. I'm sure once his bills are caught up again he'll stop complaining... it seems to be the way they work :rolleyes:

Thank you... returned tenfold :kiss:
Mileage I think is trickier just because there is so much math involved.
 
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