Why???

[pleaz_me]

Ever have those puzzling questions you ask yourself or out loud to no one in particular? Post them here and perhaps someone might actually have the answer!


My question of the day... Why do married men automatically assume a woman is interested in him and that she's willing to have an affair with him just because she posts on Lit?

Alright, I have more

Why do men assume that women only want to see how big their cock is?

 

[Shimp]

Well question one...
Most married men done see the free sexual attitude from their wife that most women on LIT show here. While their wives do have that attitude, they hide it for what ever reason, running the family or their husband is too closed or whatever. So the married boys of LIT let their imiganitions run way too fast and out of control.

Number two, who the hell knows......there are always bigger ones out their so wtf?

 

[muskokan]

why can't guys just put a pop can beside their dicks so we can actually tell how big it is?

why does my bustier have to be so damn hard to do up?, have people never heard of VELCRO?, okay that might scratch but seriously

 

[pleaz_me]

Well question one...
Most married men done see the free sexual attitude from their wife that most women on LIT show here. While their wives do have that attitude, they hide it for what ever reason, running the family or their husband is too closed or whatever. So the married boys of LIT let their imiganitions run way too fast and out of control.

Number two, who the hell knows......there are always bigger ones out their so wtf?

Woo Hoo! I have an answer!

On number two... it really doesn't matter how big it is... especially when it's posted on a computer... we can't touch it... we can't feel it... and we certainly don't know if the man can use it right

 

[pleaz_me]

why can't guys just put a pop can beside their dicks so we can actually tell how big it is?

why does my bustier have to be so damn hard to do up?, have people never heard of VELCRO?, okay that might scratch but seriously

I like that idea!

Umm... cuz the velcro will eventually wear out and if the bustier is too tight it could pop loose during the day?

 

[Anaconda man]

why can't guys just put a pop can beside their dicks so we can actually tell how big it is?

why does my bustier have to be so damn hard to do up?, have people never heard of VELCRO?, okay that might scratch but seriously

Pop cans the world over are different sizes. Plus there isn't always one handy!

And you just need to get someone to help you, I'm normally better at tying knots though than getting them out unfortunately.

How do peanut farmers make money? There's planting the nuts, growing them, harvesting them, then sorting and packaging and transportation, and of course the salting! How do they do it so cheaply?!?!

 

[Anaconda man]

Hold on, is there an order to this?

 

[pleaz_me]

Hold on, is there an order to this?

No order at all

 

[Anaconda man]

No order at all

Ahh, chaos, I like it!! Like mixing bananas and frogs.

 

[koalabear]

I like that idea!

Would that be a Seven Up Can?

 

[pleaz_me]

Ahh, chaos, I like it!! Like mixing bananas and frogs.

Or roses and devils

 

[pleaz_me]

Would that be a Seven Up Can?

Darlin, you can use whatever you'd like... but as I said... it does me no good if I can't touch it

 

[Anaconda man]

Would that be a Seven Up Can?

Lol

 

[pleaz_me]

Why do the most wonderfullest (is that a word?) people that you meet on the internet live sooooooooooooo far away?

 

[Anaconda man]

Or roses and devils

Yes, yes, I'm getting a picture.....

 

[Flyin_Free]

Ever have those puzzling questions you ask yourself or out loud to no one in particular? Post them here and perhaps someone might actually have the answer!


My question of the day... Why do married men automatically assume a woman is interested in him and that she's willing to have an affair with him just because she posts on Lit?

Alright, I have more

Why do men assume that women only want to see how big their cock is

OMG Pleaz--I hate when they do that--first they PM you an (un asked for) pic of their cock...and then they go on to explain to you that it "really wasn't taken when they were at their best"......ummm I just don't want to know that!

 

[koalabear]

Darlin, you can use whatever you'd like... but as I said... it does me no good if I can't touch it

90 minutes to Chi Town.

 

[pleaz_me]

Why do I always need a vacation after I get back from vacation?




Why don't the owners of the company I work for know how to do my job while I'm gone?

 

[Anaconda man]

OMG Pleaz--I hate when they do that--first they PM you an (un asked for) pic of their cock...and then they go on to explain to you that it "really wasn't taken when they were at their best"......ummm I just don't want to know that!

Lol, that actually happens???

 

[pleaz_me]

OMG Pleaz--I hate when they do that--first they PM you an (un asked for) pic of their cock...and then they go on to explain to you that it "really wasn't taken when they were at their best"......ummm I just don't want to know that!

*Nods* We're all blonde here, right?


{{{{{FF}}}}} How are you?

 

[pleaz_me]

90 minutes to Chi Town.

Ha... from you perhaps... 4 hours for me


HEY! I was JUST there! You never offered to be my tour guide

 

[koalabear]

Ha... from you perhaps... 4 hours for me


HEY! I was JUST there! You never offered to be my tour guide

I was probably out camping somewhere.

 

[Flyin_Free]

Lol, that actually happens???

Yes, it really does LOL

 

[Flyin_Free]

Why do the most wonderfullest (is that a word?) people that you meet on the internet live sooooooooooooo far away?

Oh I hear you here! It's just not fair is it?!

 

[Anaconda man]

Yes, it really does LOL

I supose it's not a laughing matter, but I still do find it a bit amusing!