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cheerful_deviant

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Why does the Guiness Book even have a catagory for something this stupid?

The Associated Press
Updated: 8:56 a.m. ET Sept. 21, 2004


KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - A Malaysian woman has broken a world record by enduring 32 days enclosed in a glass box with 6,069 scorpions, suffering seven stings in the process, her sponsor claimed Tuesday.

Nur Malena Hassan, 27, will remain in the case, on display in a shopping mall in the eastern city of Kuantan, until Saturday, said Bohari Rahmat, whose biscuit company sponsored the stunt.

Late Monday, Nur Malena surpassed the previous record held by Kanchana Ketkeaw from Thailand, who spent 31 days in a glass box with 3,400 scorpions, Bohari said.

Bohari said he hadn’t talked to Nur Malena since she reclaimed her record, which she first won in 2001 by living for 30 days with 2,700 scorpions.

“We don’t want her to lose focus, thinking that this is enough,” Bohari said. “If we can reach 36 days, it will be more difficult for someone else to beat us next time.”

Sujatah Nair, a spokeswoman for the Malaysia Book of Records, told The Associated Press that video and other documentation were being sent to the Guinness Book of Records.

Nur Malena, nicknamed Scorpion Queen in this Southeast Asian country, has been stung seven times by the poisonous arachnids since she began the stunt.

“She was stung on her leg three times last Wednesday and could not walk, but she’s recovered,” Bohari said. “She left the room on Saturday for two minutes to cut a cake and celebrate her 27th birthday.”

Otherwise, she has left the room only once a day for a 15-minute bathroom break.

Nur Malena has built up resistance to stings after five years of training, but can pass out if stung three times within a short span. A doctor has remained on standby to treat her if necessary.

Thousands of Malaysians have visited the mall to observe Nur Malena in the room, where she sleeps, eats and performs Muslim prayers, moving very carefully to not upset her dangerous roommates.
 
LOL....I just read that article, it's beyond me why you would want to go down in history for such a thing, but I guess to each is own.
 
I agree that the idea of a world record for living in a cage full of scorpions is very stupid. The Guiness Book Of World Record has recently begun to refuse to list certain categories of world record because of the extreme danger of injury. The scorpion box needs to be one of the excluded categories IMHO.
 
But would the record be broken if someone spent 33 days in a box with only 6,068 scorpions? And if someone spent 31 days in a box with 6,070 scorpions what would she get?
 
Vincent E said:
But would the record be broken if someone spent 33 days in a box with only 6,068 scorpions? And if someone spent 31 days in a box with 6,070 scorpions what would she get?

Maybe there is a formula?

(pi) x (number of little beasties) x (number of days) / (contestants shoe size) x (position of Ursa Minor in the night sky) :p
 
Hell, I want in the book, too.

Anybody dare me to fuck a rattlesnake?
 
cheerful_deviant said:
... enduring 32 days enclosed in a glass box with 6,069 scorpions, suffering seven stings in the process ....

Regardless of the utter stupidity of such an endeavor -- only 7 stings is truly astonishing. I wonder how many of the 6,069 scorpions were alive. (Seven, perhaps?)
 
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Boota said:
Hell, I want in the book, too.

Anybody dare me to fuck a rattlesnake?

No... but I have heard about a guy out west who recently was dared to kiss a rattlesnake. (Oh, did I mention that he was drunk)

The results were predictable. :rolleyes:

And he didn't even make it into the book. :eek:
 
cheerful_deviant said:
No... but I have heard about a guy out west who recently was dared to kiss a rattlesnake. (Oh, did I mention that he was drunk)

The results were predictable. :rolleyes:

And he didn't even make it into the book. :eek:

He might qualify for a Darwin award.

Og
 
I think they should have a posthumous award section for those idiots who died breaking a record.

On a lighter note: I have a friend who has tried to get into it for years: Having heard that friction causes heat, he's attempting to be the first man to shag a bucket of water until it boils.
 
Teenage Venus said:
I think they should have a posthumous award section for those idiots who died breaking a record....
There is such an award — The Darwin Awards

The Darwin Awards honor those who improve our gene pool... by removing themselves from it.

Of necessity, this honor is bestowed posthumously.
 
Virtual_Burlesque said:
There is such an award — The Darwin Awards

The Darwin Awards honor those who improve our gene pool... by removing themselves from it.

Of necessity, this honor is bestowed posthumously.

It has also beed decided that if someone looses their ability to reproduce (use your imagination here :eek: ), before they have children then they are also eligible for a Darwin since they have effectivly removed themselves from the gene pool. :cool:
 
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