why would anyone be jealous of an obese manatee?*

[Guest]

 

[KillerMuffin]

You have to ride the manatee on Jambalaya Island in order to get all of the parts of the Ultimate Insult. Don't worry, it's a mechanical manatee.

 

[Lancecastor]

They caught a Giant Squid the other day...the kind Sperm Whales eat.

 

[KillerMuffin]

No, they didn't. It was a giant mechanical monkey. Do pay attention.

 

[Guest]

 

[Lancecastor]

A manatee died the day I was at marineland.

 

[Guest]

 

[Lancecastor]

...or maybe it was a narwhal.

 

[Debbie]

impossible

she still posts here

You fail miserably at imitating Hanns.
Try flaming an older member.
It would be way more entertaining.

 

[XdOu™]

Hmmmm interesting...

 

[Debbie]

They caught a Giant Squid the other day <snip>

I saw it on the news here. It was huge.

http://www.scifitoday.com/story/2003/4/3/84342/67661

http://edition.cnn.com/2003/TECH/science/04/03/colossal.squid.reut/

 

[Lancecastor]

Oh. I thought you said obtuse manatee.

 

[J.B.]

I think the real question here is: Why aren't you on my ignore list already? I should know better.

 

[Medboy]

Manatees are l337. Almost as much so as lemurs.

 

[Debbie]

"Although manatees look fat, they actually have very little body fat for an aquatic mammal. Remember, they are a tropical species and have no need for body fat to keep them warm. A large percentage of the manatee’s body is taken up by the gut tract which contains the stomach and intestines etc. Researchers believe that the manatee's large size probably evolved as a result of being aquatic and having a herbivorous (plant-eating) diet. The plants manatees eat have a low nutritional value, so they make up for that by eating large quantities of them."


http://www.savethemanatee.org/

Looks can be deceiving.