Why the Libertarians can't win...

[SINthysist]

Did you read the article about the Libertarian candidate who turned himself permanently blue taking supplements?

THAT'S MY PARTY!

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Better than the yellow color of the Dems.

 

[SINthysist]

Gray, gray, my world is gray...
Now I'm without Bill, my world has gone gray...

BLACK, THE COLOR OF DESPAIR
BLACK, MY WORLD IF HE'S NOT THERE!

RED, THE BLOOD OF ANGRY DEMS!
RED, THE COLOR OF THEIR EYES!

 

[RastaPope]

Gray, gray, my world is gray...
Now I'm without Bill, my world has gone gray...

BLACK, THE COLOR OF DESPAIR
BLACK, MY WORLD IF HE'S NOT THERE!

RED, THE BLOOD OF ANGRY DEMS!
RED, THE COLOR OF THEIR EYES!

That didn't even rhyme. Duh.

 

[miles]

That didn't even rhyme. Duh.

Well, someone isn't familiar with Les Miserables.

 

[RastaPope]

Well, someone isn't familiar with Les Miserables.

France Surrenders.

 

[chromefreak]

France Surrenders.

Par Les Vous Poulet?

 

[RastaPope]

Par Les Vous Poulet?

France Surrenders.

 

[Unclebill]

Originally posted by SINthysist
Did you read the article about the Libertarian candidate who turned himself permanently blue taking supplements?

THAT'S MY PARTY!

Is this the guy I heard about on Paul Harvey's newscast who managed this little feat by taking a silver or silver derivative solution?

 

[SINthysist]

YES!



Basket Weavers like that belong in the Democratic Party !

 

[SINthysist]

An apt description for my party...

Les Miserables.

Say, perhaps we should start wooing the disenfranchised DEMs. You know, the ones that feel kinda dirty or something right about now .

 

[Aquila]

Im a disgrace enough to the party as it is, we don't need to go recruitin no dems.

 

[SINthysist]

They'd never adapt to being offered nothing either. Best send them on to the 'publicans...

 

[70/30]

Hugo and his literary friends are a reason why the Libertarian Party received 0.37% of the popular vote in the 2000 Presidential Race. That and their campaign slogan is, "steal from the poor and give to the rich."

 

[Aquila]

Hugo and his literary friends are a reason why the Libertarian Party received 0.37% of the popular vote in the 2000 Presidential Race. That and their campaign slogan is, "steal from the poor and give to the rich."

Hey we're willing to legalize drugs You should LOVE us.

 

[SINthysist]

Our slogan is,

"Guvment, guvment, we don't need no stinkin' guvment... You a revenuer...?"

 

[BoobsNBrains]

I thought the motto was "We're Pro-Choice on Everything." At least that's what my bumper sticker says...

 

[SINthysist]

SAME THING!

 

[teddybear4play]

Par Les Vous Poulet?

Is that from that "Lady Marmalade" song?

TB4p

 

[chromefreak]

Is that from that "Lady Marmalade" song?

TB4p

I think it means "Do you speak 'Chicken'? We surrender!"

I always leave the Karaoke bar and get more beer when someone feels the need to sing such an annoying fucking song.