Why oh WHY are you so fucking sad?

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[Freya]

Well we are bombarded with a constant new supply of assholes around here - that's enough to make anyone sad.

 

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[peachykeen]

the words "door", "ass", and "hit you on the way out" do spring to mind, don't they?

 

[naudiz]

I'm sad because daddy never loved me.

 

[Stout chap]

People who say "why oh why?" are either Republicans, sad, or both, b'god!

 

[Freya]

You haven't seen sad yet...just wait till 'intrigued' opens her mouth

The bullshit flows alllll night

Hanns, I thought you were going to start acting normal?




err, subsitute nicer for normal.

 

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[KillerMuffin]

Obviously there's a market or the site wouldn't be here.

Do you totally lack observational powers or are you just completely ignorant?

 

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[peachykeen]

wow, you know me so well. It's like we're soulmates. I'm so lucky I found you.

 

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[naudiz]

I've got puke cred? Wow.

I'm not sure what you want me to do about it, puddin' cup. If you can type through the chunks of corn and half-digested Cheetos, then I say have at it.

Naudiz isn't an arabic name. It's a Nordic name. Like Nordic Track, only without the infomercials.

I think we've really bonded today. Thank you for making this afternoon special.

 

[Stout chap]

I mean, who reads erotic literature anyway?

if you want to crack one off, you watch porn, right?

Art imitates life in that respect, and blowjobs comitted to text are rarely erotic. In fact their effect is quite the opposite. Cringe-worthy, indeed. But I'm sure the writers get a buzzz out of it and the readers get a wank, b'god!

 

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[peachykeen]

well you've got a point. watching you try to write about it is pretty damn unsexy indeed.

 

[Freya]

well, I can be forgiven, as nadiz is an arabic name
and youre not very pretty, which tallies too

but the point is - how can you wank off to erotic literature?

copy and paste something horny - really hot

after a while,. the words lose effect

whereas visuals dont suffer from repetition in the same way.

sex, because of its very nature, defies being written about, except in informative terms...itsalmost reductionist to write erotic literature

sex is about the senses

not writing and reading

You have to use your imagination - be able to submerge yourself into the words, and images it brings to mind. Some can do this, some can't. Some people are more visual, in that they prefer pictures, rather than words.

 

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The real loser:

4laterer - 46 posts per day
Hanns_Schmidt - 133.94 posts per day

plus any other characters 'Hanns' trolls with. What a loser, trolling a porn board 24/7. Get a life.

 

[naudiz]

She's right. You have to use your imagination to think I'm pretty.

Okay, Nadiz might be an Arabic name, but you see (and pay attention here, Zippy) -- I know how to spell.

*perky snuggle smoochies just for you*

 

[Freya]

freya ok, I accept your point

its like wanking off in bed, youre imagining stuff...so erotic lit is about someone imagining it for you...right?

but given the choice - on the bedside table to your right theres porn, on the bedside table to your left theres a written saucy story

which do you go for?

Define porn (the one on the right). Pictures? A movie? What?

 

[Freya]

She's right. You have to use your imagination to think I'm pretty.

Ugh - I didn't mean that at all. I think you're very pretty.

 

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