Why Men Shouldn't Babysit The Kids

ShyBabe, are those your kids? LoL

Very cute.

Ah the memories of when My step-brother got to babysit.
;)
 
Wiggles said:
ShyBabe, are those your kids? LoL

Very cute.

Ah the memories of when My step-brother got to babysit.
;)

No, just a joke I got today and wanted to share.

Mine is older, into the girls now. :eek:
 
What's wrong with teaching kids initiative?

And it's his own fault in getting the ticket. I told him not to pull a wheelie near the doughnut stand.
 
ROTFLMAO

When my nephew was a little one ... we caught him peeing in the kitty litter box. I would complain but ...... he was potty trained by the age of 1 and 1/2 because of it. :D
 
Ummmmm....................

If I didn't know better I could interpret as male bashing. Said the very proud single parent father of two beautiful children.

In the very beginning I was the origanal Mr. Mom:)

Jaded1, CT:kiss:

:rose:
 
HA HA HA! Thats funny as hell. Even tho I'm a male...I still think its funny.
 
Damn it

What the hell is wrong with the kid eating out of the dogs bowl? He can get food anytime he wants and I don't have to get up from the couch.

BTW had mine trained to get me a beer while I watched The Dukes of Hazzard.
 
Re: Damn it

Tim1 said:
What the hell is wrong with the kid eating out of the dogs bowl? He can get food anytime he wants and I don't have to get up from the couch.

BTW had mine trained to get me a beer while I watched The Dukes of Hazzard.
That's a VERY good dog.
 
Dad babysits, the kids are in the refrigerator, eating out of the dog's bowl, playing in the toilet bowl and mom arrives home..if you haven't gotten the pic by now of what is going to happen, click on the link. :D
 
LOL
It looked like the kid's was gettin all they needed to be happy.
Except for the cop givin the one kid a ticket for a law he just made up.
:rolleyes:
 
I BEG TO DIFFER........

Men make great babysitters. Think about it. We teach kids alot about life and how to cope with it. Most importantly, we teach kids:

1) How to turn the TV on and off and turn up or down the volume (that is, when a remote control is unavailable). Otherwise, they learn to retrieve the remote control.

2) How to retrieve a beer/Coke from the refridgerator for us.

3) Just exactly where to scratch our back.

4) Answer the phone and tell telemarketers that no one's home. (The same applies to answer the front door).

5) How to attract hot, cute babes when they accompany us to the grocery and shopping mall.:p
 
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