Why is IsleofMan particularly cunty these days?

[Fata Morgana]

Anyone know?

Possible Explanations

He's on a particularly heavy period and his breasts are tender.

The point on his head has flattened out and he now has no interesting features.

He's constipated.

He's Byron.

He's just a cunt.

 

[Saint Peter]

Itchy mangina?

 

[IndieSnob]

I vote just a cunt.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Itchy mangina?

Sounds like a Bond villain. I posted you a Zappa in the Fata's AV thread.

 

[Scotsman69]

Nae idea, don't know him.

And it sounds like I don't want to. But I could become interested in you, Fata...

Never been to the island either. One of the few parts of the British Isles I haven't visited.

Anyone know?

Possible Explanations

He's on a particularly heavy period and his breasts are tender.

The point on his head has flattened out and he now has no interesting features.

He's constipated.

He's Byron.

He's just a cunt.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

It's me.

 

[Saint Peter]

Sounds like a Bond villain. I posted you a Zappa in the Fata's AV thread.

You are awesome.

 

[Fata Morgana]

And it sounds like I don't want to. But I could become interested in you, Fata...

Never been to the island either. One of the few parts of the British Isles I haven't visited.

For some reason when you post I think you're Peter Mullan. Which is a compliment of course.

 

[Saint Peter]

And it sounds like I don't want to. But I could become interested in you, Fata...

Never been to the island either. One of the few parts of the British Isles I haven't visited.

You are a cunt.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You are a cunt.

Don't be hostile, he's smoothing me right over and there might be shortbread in it.

 

[islandman]

I'm about to turn 40.

 

[Tryharder62]

I'm about to turn 40.

Ohhh baby, that is just prime. If you divorced Fata are you up to some rebound sex?

 

[Tryharder62]

Since you were married to her is that her in her av? She is like gorgeous! Sorry, I have a blind fold for you so that may help!

 

[Adre]

I'm about to turn 40.

Oh. Fucking. Please.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

I'm about to turn 40.

yer just a kid. Fuck, I'd kill to be 40.

 

[islandman]

yer just a kid. Fuck, I'd kill to be 40.

They say 50 is the new 40.

And 40 is the new 30.

Which is mostly, true, I've found.

 

[pink]

Don't bitch, I've got a UTI and don't feel good. Try that on for size.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

They say 50 is the new 40.

And 40 is the new 30.

Which is mostly, true, I've found.

I'd kill to be 50.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

He's been on ignore for a while because he is a cunt. Suprised you are just noticing.

 

[islandman]

Don't bitch, I've got a UTI and don't feel good. Try that on for size.

Too much sex or not enough?

I'd kill to be 50.

They say 60 is the new 58.

 

[Riles]

Why can't things just be what they are?

Also, I haven't been around to notice if he is more or less cunty than usual, so I can only assume he is suffering from some terrible affliction.

 

[islandman]

Why can't things just be what they are?

Also, I haven't been around to notice if he is more or less cunty than usual, so I can only assume he is suffering from some terrible affliction.

Mosquitoes.

They're everywhere!

Even in this thread.

 

[lovetoread]

It's his time of the month.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

interesting..

 

[islandman]

It's his time of the month.

There's one now.

Tiny lil thing.

Could fit in my hand.