Why is AMerican Failing? Blame the Lesbians!

[4est_4est_Gump]

I feed our chickens KFC...

 

[kbate]

But America beat the Russians to the moon.
And that's probably due to the lesbians.

I wasn't alive then so I take no credit.

 

[kbate]

I feed our chickens KFC...

Better than eating it yourself.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I wasn't alive then so I take no credit.

Not you personally... but, the tradition.

 

[mercury14]

You suck as a turkey poacher. I don't know if they eat thistle, I imagine so, they eat nearly everything including meat, snails, grain and tomatoes.

I also suck as a turkey plucker. No thanks.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Already ate the rooster...



I told him to

STFU LT

and he thought I would not go all warmachine on his ass...

 

[Byron In Exile]

Already ate the rooster...

I told him to

STFU LT

and he thought I would not go all warmachine on his ass...

Oh, if there's one thing you ought to do, it's go Warmachine on LT.

I already did it in a way I can't duplicate (he'll never try to bullshit his way through an argument with me again).

You should just go ballistic and see where it goes.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Oh, if there's one thing you ought to do, it's go Warmachine on LT.

I already did it in a way I can't duplicate (he'll never try to bullshit his way through an argument with me again).

You should just go ballistic and see where it goes.

North Korea?

 

[kbate]

I also suck as a turkey plucker. No thanks.

I like wild turkey, but overall, the effort of getting one except by luck (like landing in a tree in the back yard) makes it a rare dinner for us. We're sharing a pen of 13 domestics with a friend on her farm. Our Thanksgiving dinner will be from that lot.

 

[Byron In Exile]

North Korea?

Well, who's North Korea in your scenario?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Well, who's North Korea in your scenario?

We're all North Korean now.



And you know who I blame?



The Lesbians. If this were Iran...,

 

[Bidin~Time]

You do NOT want Turkeys roosting in the trees around your house. They tend to see their reflection in your windows, think it's another, evil turkey, and attack, flying through your window and creating all sorts of havoc. Further, they do no have the decency to die in this process, so you have to figure out a way to safely remove the pissed off bird from your home. More havoc.

I have no opinion on lesbians ruining things, other than I think this may be an urban legend of some sort.

 

[Wings]

You do NOT want Turkeys roosting in the trees around your house. They tend to see their reflection in your windows, think it's another, evil turkey, and attack, flying through your window and creating all sorts of havoc. Further, they do no have the decency to die in this process, so you have to figure out a way to safely remove the pissed off bird from your home. More havoc.

I have no opinion on lesbians ruining things, other than I think this may be an urban legend of some sort.

What if lesbians also see their reflection in your windows and attack? How do you remove a pissed off one from your living room?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You do NOT want Turkeys roosting in the trees around your house. They tend to see their reflection in your windows, think it's another, evil turkey, and attack, flying through your window and creating all sorts of havoc. Further, they do no have the decency to die in this process, so you have to figure out a way to safely remove the pissed off bird from your home. More havoc.

I have no opinion on lesbians ruining things, other than I think this may be an urban legend of some sort.

No, I have actually spotted a plotting Lesbian. She had a Molotov and reeked of Old Spice™.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

What if lesbians also see their reflection in your windows and attack? How do you remove a pissed off one from your living room?

Wave a penis at her...

 

[Bidin~Time]

What if lesbians also see their reflection in your windows and attack? How do you remove a pissed off one from your living room?

Assuming this could happen, offer them tea and a sandwich?

 

[Bidin~Time]

Wave a penis at her...

or...this might work, if I had a penis.

 

[Byron In Exile]

What if lesbians also see their reflection in your windows and attack? How do you remove a pissed off one from your living room?

Lesbians don't have reflections.

 

[Bidin~Time]

No, I have actually spotted a plotting Lesbian. She had a Molotov and reeked of Old Spice™.

ever vigilant.

 

[Wings]

Lesbians don't have reflections.

Pretty sure that's redheads.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Pretty sure that's redheads.

Just the Scorpios.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Stupid bitches.

 

[kbate]

Lesbians don't have reflections.

You can kill them with a 'stake'.

You see what I did there?

Yes, it is a very poor joke about converting the lesbians back to real people by staking them with a penis through the vagina because we all know that they just haven't met a real man yet. are you laughing? I am?

 

[Byron In Exile]

You can kill them with a 'stake'.

You see what I did there?

Yes, it is a very poor joke about converting the lesbians back to real people by staking them with a penis through the vagina because we all know that they just haven't met a real man yet. are you laughing? I am?

Of course I lol'd.

Nobody else got it.

But I do think Scorpios are evil.

 

[Byron In Exile]

^ And this is coming from someone who believes that Astrology is a crock.

However, everyone I've ever met who was born in October has been a complete rat-bastard interested only in themselves and willing to lie to any extent.

And, if you think you're a Libra? Well, guess again. You're probably a Scorpio.