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It is a helluvalot more fun and there seems to be more of them...
Why is AMerican Failing? Blame the Lesbians!
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mercury14
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I actually saw a study on this a while back. A certain segment of men spend so much energy fantasizing about lesbian sex that it detracts from their relationship with their wives, leads to unrealistic expectations of their partners, leads them to abuse pornography to the detriment of their regular sex lives, etc.
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STFU LT
Go find someone who actually wants to talk to you.
Go find someone who actually wants to talk to you.
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Lol look how mad you are.
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STFU LT
You are the last angry man. The rest of us are bored to death with your one-note advocacy...
You are the last angry man. The rest of us are bored to death with your one-note advocacy...
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I live next door to lesbians. I worked for a state agency run by lesbians. Plenty of lesbians are foster parents. And I've never seen a lesbian who's fantasy material.
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But, do you blame them?
Too cowardly to speak up? a'feared of a Lesbian ass-whooping?
He'd beat them down like an Amicus ex-wife if they tried to hurt him.
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Oh, they are craftier than you realize...
They were probably stealth closet lesbians.
There used to be lots of them when I was a kid...
My Dad had an AMC back in the 80s I think. I crashed it into a rock and tore the transmission pan out making a mess in the field.
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Not that I have an idea what you're talking about but let me try an' cheer you up a lil'.
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The lesbian is a pocket of goo beneath the foundation of America. Maybe in a few million years she'll be something useful...like coal or natural gas.
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Oh come on, they are not little girls. kbate is build like a woman but smells strong enough to be a man. They can take your slings and arrows!
Now, don't hold back, tell us what you really feel...
Today I'll smell like beagle, a thousand times worse than smelling like a man. It is 'worming, nails, puppy shots and tick search day'.
I think James might have 'exhibited' for the neighbours during his ritual breeding dance phase and they failed to fall to their backs and open their legs. That makes them lesbians and useless both.
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My dad used to build them. I'm surprised, with how high he was all the time, that they even stayed together.
But they did gift us with Jeep. That makes me happy.
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I am finding the chickens more adept at tick control that anything else I have tried...
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Stay together?
*chuckle*
When was the last time you saw one on the road?
I said 'on,' not 'by.'
May I demonstrate the fallacy of your theory?
A chicken would last less than 5 seconds were I to drop it among our hounds. Feathers would fly.
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I wonder if lesbians actively recruit young women the same way gay men recruit young men over to their team.
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I do not think beagles can fly any higher than a dachshund and they cannot fly any higher than a chicken...
... plus, the chicken has eyes on the sides of its head.
