Why is AMerican Failing? Blame the Lesbians!

[kbate]

I do not think beagles can fly any higher than a dachshund and they cannot fly any higher than a chicken...

... plus, the chicken has eyes on the sides of its head.

Our pack has 8 chicken feet tacked to the wall. 2 roosters, 6 hens. 4 in one day, the rest in isolated 'accidents'.

Chickens can't fly either and they don't run very well when 7½ couple of hounds are in sight chase.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

No, like turkeys, most of the time they just choose not to fly...



They have wings you know.

 

[Wings]

Stay together?


*chuckle*

When was the last time you saw one on the road?


I said 'on,' not 'by.'

The American Eagle that we had when I was young is still running, a friend of my dad's bought it for his son to drive, it's still running along.

 

[mercury14]

From lesbianism to poultry aviation.

 

[kbate]

No, like turkeys, most of the time they just choose not to fly... They have wings you know.

Well in that case, I know of 8 who chose poorly.

 

[mercury14]

Well in that case, I know of 8 who chose poorly.

Soon to be seven?

There are wild turkeys in a tree in my back yard as I type this. How do those taste?

 

[kbate]

From lesbianism to poultry aviation.

It is called Conversation: Khan ver sA shun The oral exchange of sentiments or ideas.

Now I know we can't do 'oral' here (nor would I with AJ anyway - and I guess he blames the lesbians for that also) but we pretend (look it up yourself) that we are talking and the 'conversation' tends to ramble at times.

 

[kbate]

Soon to be seven?

There are wild turkeys in a tree in my back yard as I type this. How do those taste?

Fall wild turkey is delicious if they are in an area where they live on grains and nuts. If you are in grasslands without nuts and grain, they taste like shit.

 

[mercury14]

It is called Conversation: Khan ver sA shun The oral exchange of sentiments or ideas.

Now I know we can't do 'oral' here (nor would I with AJ anyway - and I guess he blames the lesbians for that also) but we pretend (look it up yourself) that we are talking and the 'conversation' tends to ramble at times.

I'm not moderating, just observing.

Fall wild turkey is delicious if they are in an area where they live on grains and nuts. If you are in grasslands without nuts and grain, they taste like shit.

Um... grasslands and forest. The farms here grow corn not grain. Nuts? What kind of nuts do they eat? They probably just eat locusts and shit.

 

[Byron In Exile]

The Eagle was LM #5.

 

[kbate]

I'm not moderating, just observing.

I understand this, therefore the heavy handed sarcasm in my previous.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The American Eagle that we had when I was young is still running, a friend of my dad's bought it for his son to drive, it's still running along.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Well in that case, I know of 8 who chose poorly.

Well, they are not much smarter than me...



I am not a smart man.

 

[kbate]

Um... grasslands and forest. The farms here grow corn not grain. Nuts? What kind of nuts do they eat? They probably just eat locusts and shit.

they eat acorns, beech nuts, and probably hickory but I can't prove that. My advice is to shoot one and quickly. Pluck it with boiling water and give it a go.

Watch for game wardens, they are pricks about out-of-season wild turkey.

 

[kbate]

The Eagle was LM #5.

The eagle is an airplane silly.

 

[Wings]

I'm going to interpret these emoticons as you understood I am being a snot and you also know that I know they were all crap. Except the Jeep. I love the Jeep.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'm going to interpret these emoticons as you understood I am being a snot and you also know that I know they were all crap. Except the Jeep. I love the Jeep.

No love for the Pacer?

They even named a BB team after it!

 

[mercury14]

they eat acorns, beech nuts, and probably hickory but I can't prove that. My advice is to shoot one and quickly. Pluck it with boiling water and give it a go.

Watch for game wardens, they are pricks about out-of-season wild turkey.

I'd have to shoot one with a crossbow (after buying said crossbow). Our house is in the middle of hills and forest but we have a few neighbors not too far away.

There are a ton of acorns but I don't see beech around for some reason. Acorns haven't been out for long though so they're not really acorn-fed. Do they eat thistle?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The eagle is an airplane silly.

Then how come the long coats made it illegal to harvest its feathers?

 

[Byron In Exile]

The eagle is an airplane silly.

LM #3 burned up in the earth's atmosphere. LM #4 crashed on the moon.

Don't remember about #1 or #2.

 

[kbate]

Then how come the long coats made it illegal to harvest its feathers?

You should read the books by Terry Grosz (available on kindle). Some of the feather and bonnet wars are described in part.

 

[kbate]

LM #3 burned up in the earth's atmosphere. LM #4 crashed on the moon.

Don't remember about #1 or #2.

#1 was the one sent to the Smithsonian institute and #2 was the one used in the Mojave desert to film the lunar landing and moon-walk sequences. It was destroyed and buried afterwards.

 

[Byron In Exile]

But America beat the Russians to the moon.

And that's probably due to the lesbians.

 

[kbate]

I'd have to shoot one with a crossbow (after buying said crossbow). Our house is in the middle of hills and forest but we have a few neighbors not too far away.

There are a ton of acorns but I don't see beech around for some reason. Acorns haven't been out for long though so they're not really acorn-fed. Do they eat thistle?

You suck as a turkey poacher. I don't know if they eat thistle, I imagine so, they eat nearly everything including meat, snails, grain and tomatoes.

 

[Wings]

No love for the Pacer?

They even named a BB team after it!

Could've been worse, they could have made the DeLorean.