LittleSwitchy
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I’m usually on smartass position.I never know whether the switch is on or off![]()
All in good fun
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I’m usually on smartass position.I never know whether the switch is on or off![]()
Because men on Lit will no more PM each other than stop driving to ask someone for directions.
I don't want PLP to jump me!And yet that can work perfectly well in a cathedral.
She can't stand me.I did! For PQPA.

Because I haven’t figured out the right way to say a private hello.I did! For PQPA.
She’s too newI never PM anyone.
I haven't built up the courageShe’s too new
*Slaps forehead* Just realized I've been sending all those pm messages to Mei6ter!Well, I don't know them. And in any case, I'm currently using the empty space to grow early season tenderstem broccoli.
Mei6ter is the sister secret service of Mei5ter. Incidentally, the founder of MI6 recommended agents to use semen as an invisible ink. Magnificently, his surname was Cumming.*Slaps forehead* Just realized I've been sending all those pm messages to Mei6ter!
He hasn't processed the invisible ink yet.As much as I like classy smut I don't think he would want a PM
So that's what caused the increase in ultra violet light technology!Mei6ter is the sister secret service of Mei5ter. Incidentally, the founder of MI6 recommended agents to use semen as an invisible ink. Magnificently, his surname was Cumming.
He hasn't processed the invisible ink yet.
His mistress blocks PMsToo Frank for me. Haha.