Why don't women admit that they are voracious cock mongers?!

[Ravenloft]

...No, seriously... WHY!?

 

[Starfish]

I never denied it.

 

[tmuyo]

because not all of them are....??

granted, i've never met one that wasn't (please don't hate pm me, girls), but i'm giving women a benefit of the doubt.

 

[Orlanth]

Because there are ladies?

 

[Ravenloft]

Patting starfish on the back. You go lady!

Tmuyo... Why don't the ladies that are voracious for cock admit it then?! Feel better?

Snuggle... A lady can still be a voracious cock monger fella... The diference is that they just won't admit it... I know you mean well, but its really sad man... Set free the hounds of hell and become a man fella, accept who and what you are, take a bit of pride in it, don't knock yourself, and don't fall for any delusions of a perfect, happy, shiny world... Kay?

 

[morninggirl5]

Ladies admit lots of things in private they would never dream of admitting in public.

 

[Chuckus]

See it is called Having Game, if they let you KNOW they are voracious cock monger's then their game is over......but if they keep the mystery.........watch out. It is called having game and keeping the ball in play the way you want it!!!

 

[Ravenloft]

So the key is to be a man who can keep a woman's secrets?

 

[tmuyo]

i'm engaged to a voracious cock monger ^_^ ....why are u patting my back sympathetically?

 

[Ravenloft]

Um... My balls are always in play...

Okay, okay, bad joke... Sorry. Heh!

 

[Chuckus]

something like that..........see my gf is just an "innocent" looking gal in public, but waaaaaaaiiiiiiiiitttttttttt a damn minute just wild behind closed doors........and it took a long long time to pull that out............there is more but each is unique. Hell everyone has different game from everyone else, the trick is figuring out who has what game and how to play it!!!!

 

[Ravenloft]

Tmuyo... DUMBASS! I didn't FUCKING pat your back sympathetically, or at all... I patted Starfish's back... Yeesh... Good for you, you got a voracious cock monger soon to be wife. Congrats... THE PAT ON THE BACK WASN'T FOR YOU, JACKASS!

Tmuyo... You're cool fella.

 

[Blackbich]

Women don't admit to being voracious cockmongers? Women admit to many things in the privacy of their bedrooms unless they were raised to believe anything sexual was bad. If that's the case, they don't know they're cockmongers.

What the hell is a cockmonger anyway? Then I'll know if I'm one or not.

 

[Ravenloft]

You know you're a cock monger if you want to devoure one like a pack of wild apes after a bunch of banana's!

 

[Orlanth]

Raven I accept the fact I'm a Snuggle Bunny kinda guy, and proud of it!

 

[Basia]

I would admit that I'm a voracious cock monger, but I'm not. I like to see myself as a misunderstood cock monger...

 

[Ravenloft]

Its alright to be a snuggler, I tend toward that too, but with a sharper edge, but ya need to stop fucking belittling yourself. I have seen you do it, nock it the fuck off man, it pisses me off, kay? If you are gonna put yourself out there to be seen and commented on, or have your WORDS seen and commented on, you really need to have enough of a skin to deal with whatever shit comes your way... Its like SO THE FUCK WHAT if I come on and make a crack about aussies... So the fuck what If I come on and make a crack about your cock size, I don't really know you, you know I don't. Blow it off man. Have enough confidence in your own persona to know you are the be all, end all shit of this world and that every other mother fucker out there just wishes he were you... *ego, it does a body good*

Basia... Misunderstood? You don't throw them out the window of a speeding car into wheat fields do you???

 

[Dhalgren]

In my mind there is an inherent difference between wanting every guy's cock..

..any cock wandering around on two legs..


And feeling so incredibly sexual towards a certain man/men; you get wet just thinking about *his* cock...



His mind...is where the desire begins.

 

[Basia]

Basia... Misunderstood? You don't throw them out the window of a speeding car into wheat fields do you???

Ummm...... I didn't think the events of my adolesence would come back to haunt me.

 

[Blackbich]

You know you're a cock monger if you want to devoure one like a pack of wild apes after a bunch of banana's!

Would this pertain to just any cock or certain ones? If I'm in a relationship with someone, he has to beat me off of it. But I don't go chasing dick if I'm not with someone just to have it. So, am I a cockmonger?

 

[Orlanth]

Rave.... Ouch!

 

[Ravenloft]

Wow, nice post Dhalgren, very nice, its not too far off for guys either, at least not for me... Just thinking about a certain, or a few certain women can get me to an aching peek real quick... Not thinking about pussy per se, just who and what they are... The idea of them standing near you, even if they are minding their own buisness, just as long as they are within arms reach...

Deep at heart, all I really wanna do as a man is make a woman who is worth my while happy for years and years to come, some of ya know who you are, some don't as you had to leave the board for whatever reason. Now the killer for me is focusing souly on one woman... "Why does there have to be just so BLASTED many of you?!" Heheh!

Basia?! Laurana?! EEK! *Cupping the junk protectively whilst still able to make a cross symbol.*

 

[Ravenloft]

Jesus... He has to beat you back with a stick to keep you off his cock?! Um... Guys can get sore too... I know...

Yes, thats a cock monger. Yeesh! Its an odd mix... Congrats/sympathies to the man who captures your heart madam.

It takes a special man/woman to open yourself up to making love to till the point where you weep...

I've yet to experience it...

Yeah Snuggle Bunny, but you know what?! You're still here, so bravo lad, bravo.

 

[Dhalgren]

"Now the killer for me is focusing souly on one woman..."


Ah..see from what I've read of your postings, Ravenloft...I do believe your heart is indeed very capable of
loving/wanting/desiring/pleasuring many very tantalizing women.


(they just need to learn how to share)


*smiles*

 

[Orlanth]

Yeah, Raven. I just needed a night's sleep to clear everything. I am back, so HA HA Trolls, ya aren't scary me