Why does it hurt when I pee?

[ma_guy]

Ok, it got you here didn't it? It isn't what you think though!

Yeah, that's right.. Frank Zappa baby! The song is from the "Joe's Garage" album. What's your favorite Zappa tune?

WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?

Intro:
Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, JOE makes a
horrible discovery...

Joe:
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
'N' grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the
Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...when I
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?



What song could be better than that?

 

[Soblue]

This one...

Give me
Your dirty love
Like you might surrender
To some dragon in your dreams

Give me
Your dirty love
Like a pink donation
To the dragon in your dreams

I don't need your sweet devotion
I don't want your cheap emotion
Just whip me up some dragon lotion
For your dirty love

Give me
Your dirty love
Like some tacky little pamphlet
In your daddy's bottom drawer

Give me
Your dirty love
I don't believe you have ever seen
That book before

I don't need no consolation
I don't want your reservation
I only got one destination
An' that's your dirty love

Give me
Your dirty love
Just like your mama
Make her fuzzy poodle do

Give me
Your dirty love
The way your mama
Make that nasty poodle chew

I'll ignore your cheap aroma
And your little-bo-peep diploma
I'll just put you in a coma
With some dirty love

THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Snap it!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Snap it!)

Dirty Love - Frank Zappa

 

[ma_guy]

Re: This one...

Dirty Love - Frank Zappa

Oh now... who you Jiving with that cosmik debris? lol

 

[Dillinger]

I've seen Zappa and his various bands at least a dozen times in my life. The first thing I thought when I saw the title of your thread was that I was going to come in here and post the lyrics to this song - but you had already done it! *lol*

 

[ma_guy]

I've seen Zappa and his various bands at least a dozen times in my life. The first thing I thought when I saw the title of your thread was that I was going to come in here and post the lyrics to this song - but you had already done it! *lol*

Great minds think alike! lol

I used to go see him twice a year - once in New Haven, CT and then out on Long Island. Probably for 10 years straight. Other than Capt. Beefheart, no one came up with off-the-wall lyrics like Zappa.