Why do you yanks look like morons?

[Wilben]

MWF is that you?

Too many giggles and not enough pansys.

 

[Eumenides]

You're not far off. Take out seafood is a bad idea.

Add in coronas and now i have to vomit on someone's shoes.

A Eumenides/Wilben combo is never wrong!

We should have an advice column!


Freya...Here I thought that was just EveryAmericanWoman.

 

[Freya]

Ok, so my first example was a wash...how's this?

"His head is gonna asplode when he reads this..."

 

[Freya]

A Eumenides/Wilben combo is never wrong!

We should have an advice column!


Freya...Here I thought that was just EveryAmericanWoman.

Every Lit woman. Except me and my crew, of course.

 

[Wilben]

A Eumenides/Wilben combo is never wrong!

We should have an advice column!


Freya...Here I thought that was just EveryAmericanWoman.

Stupid ingratiating people are distributed evenly world wide.

 

[Eumenides]

Ok, so my first example was a wash...how's this?

"His head is gonna asplode when he reads this..."

So if exploding is...
And imploding is...
What the fuck is asploding?

 

[Wilben]

So if exploding is...
And imploding is...
What the fuck is asploding?

That's when your head tucks down in and shoots out your ass.

 

[Freya]

So if exploding is...
And imploding is...
What the fuck is asploding?

One of the new smart political words, I guess.

 

[KyleW]

Every Lit woman. Except me and my crew, of course.

I'm thinking of taking over your crew in a coup decrew.

 

[Freya]

I'm thinking of taking over your crew in a coup decrew.

Sorry babe, my bitches are here to stay. However, as a consolation prize, I'll give you the "Sure to be hungover Limey"! He's a real treasure.

 

[KyleW]

Sorry babe, my bitches are here to stay. However, as a consolation prize, I'll give you the "Sure to be hungover Limey"! He's a real treasure.

The way I see it I control half of your crew already via my control of BG and lushiss.

Eumie join my crew. I have seafood.

 

[Eumenides]

Sorry babe, my bitches are here to stay. However, as a consolation prize, I'll give you the "Sure to be hungover Limey"! He's a real treasure.

Jane called me a bitch the other day. She was being completely sincere. I'm so fucking proud. I've made it!

 

[Freya]

The way I see it I control half of your crew already via my control of BG and lushiss.

No. See...I control Weevil, so by extension I control Cappy, which means I got the badgirlie too.

Lushiss? Well, she's another story, but if I offered her lesbo sex, I could probably take her from you.

'Sides, that's only like 1/8th of my crew.

 

[Wilben]

Wait, am I in someone's crew?

 

[Freya]

Jane called me a bitch the other day. She was being completely sincere. I'm so fucking proud. I've made it!

Fucking took you long enough. You were harder to train than BG.

 

[Freya]

Wait, am I in someone's crew?

You can join me and my bitches...or Kyle and the lovely drunken Brit. Your choice.

 

[Eumenides]

Fucking took you long enough. You were harder to train than BG.

Well, maybe if you'd taken the time to give the private tutoring session I recommended, you wouldn't have been so taxed.

 

[Wilben]

You can join me and my bitches...or Kyle and the lovely drunken Brit. Your choice.

If I join your crew, I want to see hot lesbian action and stuff.

 

[rimmy]

You're not far off. Take out seafood is a bad idea.

Add in coronas and now i have to vomit on someone's shoes.

Call taltos.

Where did that hairy little fucker go?

 

[Freya]

If I join your crew, I want to see hot lesbian action and stuff.

I think we have a couple of *those* kinds of girls around.

 

[Wilben]

I think we have a couple of *those* kinds of girls around.

All women should be bi! Do it for the men, ladies!

 

[breakwall]

Wilben can't join anyone's crew. He's my alt. Or I'm his alt.

 

[Wilben]

Wilben can't join anyone's crew. He's my alt. Or I'm his alt.

Alting is the debil!

 

[Eumenides]

Wilben can't join anyone's crew. He's my alt. Or I'm his alt.

Does this mean he's headless, too?

I've got two pumpkins I need to put to good use.

 

[Wilbenh8syou]

Alting is the debil!

Shut the fuck up asshole!