Why do you yanks look like morons?

Eumenides said:
Don't you all realizing you're just proving him right?

*sigh*

But, but, they're not *really* morons, they just play one on Lit.
 
Freya said:
But, but, they're not *really* morons, they just play one on Lit.

And I don't really have big breasts. You don't really have a dog. Breakwall really has a head. Yeah, right...
 
Wilben said:
I look like a dork, not a moron.

So you're basically saying your looks are representative of who you are? I don't think that's allowed on lit.
 
Eumenides said:
So you're basically saying your looks are representative of who you are? I don't think that's allowed on lit.

Ok, I look like a dork with a foot long, six inch circumference, cock...
 
Wilben said:
Ok, I look like a dork with a foot long, six inch circumference, cock...

Oh, so you're just like every other guy here then?
 
Wilben said:
Ok, I look like a dork with a foot long, six inch circumference, cock...

There you go! You shall be saved from lit banishment, now.
 
Wilben said:
Huge cock, check.

Oooh, I love big cocks!!!! *giggle* I'd suck it, and lick it, and play with it all day long!!!!!!!!!! *giggle* And you wouldn't have to do anything back cuz I just only want to please the man!!!!!!!!! *giggle*
 
Freya said:
Oooh, I love big cocks!!!! *giggle* I'd suck it, and lick it, and play with it all day long!!!!!!!!!! *giggle* And you wouldn't have to do anything back cuz I just only want to please the man!!!!!!!!! *giggle*

I thought you were Canadian. *confused*
 
Eumenides said:
Eat less raw oysters.


You're not far off. Take out seafood is a bad idea.

Add in coronas and now i have to vomit on someone's shoes.
 
Freya said:
Oooh, I love big cocks!!!! *giggle* I'd suck it, and lick it, and play with it all day long!!!!!!!!!! *giggle* And you wouldn't have to do anything back cuz I just only want to please the man!!!!!!!!! *giggle*

I'm totally turned... er.

Oh good baby because you know I'd love to fuck that pretty face of yours and then feel you swallow all my cum!

Please say we can end this now.
 
Freya said:
Oooh, I love big cocks!!!! *giggle* I'd suck it, and lick it, and play with it all day long!!!!!!!!!! *giggle* And you wouldn't have to do anything back cuz I just only want to please the man!!!!!!!!! *giggle*

MWF is that you?
 
Wilben said:
I'm totally turned... er.

Oh good baby because you know I'd love to fuck that pretty face of yours and then feel you swallow all my cum!

Please say we can end this now.

Yes, thank you. I'd have to hit myself with an empty beer bottle if I did anymore of that.
 
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