Why do men have such bad aim?

Emerald_eyed said:
ok, enough with the bullshit. Men can AIM if they try hard enough.

I have a 5 year old, and 10 ear old boy who used to piss everywhere!! I started making them clean their bathroom themselves and OMG, no pee pee anywhere but in the toilet. Making them clean it up worked like a charm


So men, if these little boys can do it, why cant you??


Big difference between shooting a BB gun and a .44 magnum.
 
The seat isn't the issue.

I am talking about the fall out circle of 6" around the toilet.

It may be splasj back more than bad aiming but they all do it.

I vote we make them all sit to piss.
 
Emerald_eyed said:
Height and size have nothing to do with men being pigs...

If they piss on the seat, or the floor, WIPE IT UP.

If you cleaned up after yourself, wewould never even know you missed.:rolleyes:

Does that work for sanitary product wrappers too? :)

I always cleanup after myself.......it's easy enough to get in the shit just by being male without actually getting caught doing something wrong!:D
 
Emerald_eyed said:
Or, make them clean it up?

I mean bad aim, or great aim, if they miss, no problem, but what kind of person just leaves it there??


Pee can permantly stain linoelium

That's okay as long as I accept the fact that I'll have to re-do it if it's to be as clean as I like it.

No, they've gotta sit.
 
Emerald_eyed said:

"but what kind of person just leaves it there??"

I had an ex that did this.......

She would always be into me about toothpaste lids, which way the toilet paper hung, seat up or down, towel not hung straight etc etc, but give her a tampon wrapper and she was stuffed, it seemed the only place it would fit was on the damn bathroom floor!

(As if I needed signs left to tell me!!)
:)
 
Hey I am with guilty pleasure: SIT DOWN TO PISS!! Who said you have to stand anyway, especially if you haven't any control over yer member...
 
Emerald_eyed said:
Thats fucking gross


She was being disgusting



I went into work the other day, I sat on pee (dark bathroom)

I told the men working there if it happened again Id reach down their throats and rip their dicks out through their mouths......


The seat has been staying down now! extra bonus

LMAO

See, now that's the sort of threat we respond too.........:)

But do you take a torch now just in case? ;)
 
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