Why do men have such bad aim?

[The Dipsomaniac]

mornings are the hardest (pardon the pun) as its hard to aim down when your sporting a "morning glory". In this instance, it is safer to sit while doing the job. But your still not home free - if its a particularly virile morning glory, you still going to have to watch it doesnt pee straight out over the edge of the seat.

Boy, when you think about it, women havent got it so bad after all. Peeing inside is harder, - i guess we were designed to use the nearest tree!!!