Why do men have such bad aim?

[Guest]

Something Shingen said in the Restaurent Horror thread made me think......


Men have these pee-guns they could hit a bulls-eye if there was a prize, but hit the toilet.......?

 

[Shingen]

Yes, why is that? You guys, can you not aim straight into the urinal? I know I do.

I know in some countries, the urinals have a picture of a fly inside of them to give the guys something to aim at. What country/countries is that?

 

[medjay]

Sometimes our urethas get clogged with foriegn substances thus throwing off the trajectory of the urine stream.

Sorry.

 

[Raina]

lol

That would be the reason that I've always made my male roommates clean the bathroom!

 

[breakwall]

Sometimes our urethas get clogged with foriegn substances thus throwing off the trajectory of the urine stream.

Sorry.

Yep...the early morning side piss where you have to spin to the side to adjust for crosswinds

 

[Frimost]

Men have bad urethras compared to women, because of the penis the urinary track is that much longer so even when you are done peeing there is still urine in the length of the penis that dribbles out (onto the toilet set if you are not careful) while women seem to be able to cut of the stream like a facet compared to guys.

 

[Guest]

Yep...the early morning side piss where you have to spin to the side to adjust for crosswinds

It's that apple, get it out of there and you'll piss straight.

 

[Shingen]

LMAO!

This thread cracks me up!!!

lol

 

[MsSpellChecker]

A poem I saw on a restroom wall.

If you sprinkle
when you tinkle,
Be a sweetie
and wipe the seatie!

 

[Guest]

Men have bad urethras compared to women, because of the penis the urinary track is that much longer so even when you are done peeing there is still urine in the length of the penis that dribbles out (onto the toilet set if you are not careful) while women seem to be able to cut of the stream like a facet compared to guys.

Ever heard of toilet papaer? That's just a weak excuse for pissing on the seat that you should have lifted anyway.

 

[MsSpellChecker]

Ever heard of toilet papaer? That's just a weak excuse for pissing on the seat that you should have lifted anyway.

LMAO I agree! And what is with splashing the walls when you piss on the seat?? GROSS!

 

[breakwall]

they dont put toilet paper next to the urinals...and too bad too. We have all been victims of "crotch spots" and the "inner thigh rivulet".

Or maybe just me...what with the apple in the way and all...

 

[Frimost]

There’s no toiler paper at urinals. As for toilets that’s another matter, why yes, I have heard of it (and use it except if I used the bathroom at your house then it would be splash city, it would be wetter than Water World in there, you could open a theme park and intead of calling it "Sea World" call it Pee World!).

 

[MsSpellChecker]

You can't tell me that with as much practice as guys get with "handling" their dicks that they have not mastered the technique of shaking the piss out before closing up house.

 

[#1tankcomander]

LMAO I agree! And what is with splashing the walls when you piss on the seat?? GROSS!

Well then why can't women return the seat and lid to the rest position after they do business?

I mean that we guys have to lift the seat anyway to pee (well most of us anyway), so why can't women lift the lid before peeing?
Like, fair is fair! I don't mind lifting seat and lid and closing both when done, so why can't women lift the lid and put it down when finished?

Just askin.

 

[Guest]

I don't cause I have to clean the bathroom

 

[Frimost]

Well maybe we need ladies like you to come into the men’s room to help us out and shake the piss out for us... How about it, assistant dick handler? Part of the benefits package is you get to perv on the guys by handling their "packages" all day long.

 

[MsSpellChecker]

I leave the toilet in the same manner I found it unless I have to clean it off to use it then I leave it clean than before. If the lid is up when I go to use it then I leave it up or occassionally close it and if it is down then I reclose it.

 

[JadeEyes]

With one adult male and two sons, ages 8 and 11, I am completely outnumbered around here. The only way I got the boys to be more careful with their aim is to make them clean the toilet. And I don't mean just swishing the brush around the bowl a little, I mean wiping down the front, sides and wearever else splashes may be found. I think it really grossed them out enough that they are afraid of being forced to clean it everytime.....lol

I'm sure their future wives and girlfriends will appreciate their training in lifting the seat and lowering the lid after the deed is done.

Should I be worried that their aim will get worse during puberty??

 

[#1tankcomander]

I leave the toilet in the same manner I found it unless I have to clean it off to use it then I leave it clean than before. If the lid is up when I go to use it then I leave it up or occassionally close it and if it is down then I reclose it.

Bravo for you! Less germs transmitted if the lid is down.

 

[MsSpellChecker]

Well maybe we need ladies like you to come into the men’s room to help us out and shake the piss out for us... How about it, assistant dick handler? Part of the benefits package is you get to perv on the guys by handling their "packages" all day long.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day;
Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.

 

[glamorilla]

i think it has something to do with marking territory.

 

[#1tankcomander]

Women who fly airplane upside down have crack up!

And you're point is MsSpell Checker?

 

[MsSpellChecker]

With one adult male and two sons, ages 8 and 11, I am completely outnumbered around here. The only way I got the boys to be more careful with their aim is to make them clean the toilet. And I don't mean just swishing the brush around the bowl a little, I mean wiping down the front, sides and wearever else splashes may be found. I think it really grossed them out enough that they are afraid of being forced to clean it everytime.....lol

I'm sure their future wives and girlfriends will appreciate their training in lifting the seat and lowering the lid after the deed is done.

Should I be worried that their aim will get worse during puberty??

Kudos to you dear woman! Get 'em when they're young. Had someone taught my dad to do that years ago their bathroom wall would still be white.

 

[Frimost]

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day;
Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.

Well that’s funny, now that you mention it whenever I come to the Lit boards it always smells like fish around here but for some odd reason I can never seem to find one? Hmmm…