Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Aquila]

because bob_bytchin was on a viagra overdose?

 

[Ishmael]

Well I'll be damned. I know where to go when I got chicken questions!

You know what's funny? K, this will show my stupidity so don't let it leave this thread but I didn't know you had to have a rooster to get eggs. In my mind they were eating eggs, not unformed baby chicks, so I'm thinking, what the fuck do I need a rooster for, I don't want no baby chickens! And yes, I felt like a complete idiot when that had to be explained to me.

LOL No, you don't need a rooster for eggs. But as the hens mature their production slows down. (Women are the same in all species. ) So, unless you want to mail order the rest of your life, after a year you let a hen hatch a clutch out. Wallah, new chickens. And after she hatches them out. You trade your rooster out. Buy a new one or trade with a neighbor. You don't want the rooster on hiw 'daughters'.

Ishmael

 

[estevie]

You trade your rooster out. Buy a new one or trade with a neighbor. You don't want the rooster on hiw 'daughters'.

Ishmael

Holy shit, I never thought of that.

Perhaps I should re-think the whole chicken endeavor. I'd hate to end up with a bunch of inbred fucked up chickens! LOL

 

[Ishmael]

Holy shit, I never thought of that.

Perhaps I should re-think the whole chicken endeavor. I'd hate to end up with a bunch of inbred fucked up chickens! LOL

Starts getting complicated, doesn't it?

Ishmael

 

[Vinny]

To get from the left to the right
He stepped out of flank
Got hit by a tank
and isn't a chicken no more

 

[crappie master]

chicken breeds

Well actually...I'd like some chickens. Not to fuck. I want the eggs. I want to be one of those country people who sell fresh eggs on the roadside. I want some of those cute chickens, you know the ones with the crazy feathers. I don't want any plain old white dangerous chickens. You know you can order chickens thru the mail? Isn't that weird? Who knew...they come Fed Ex. I've got my order form hanging the fridge...just waiting for Spring.

Araucanas lay green eggs a friend of mine has some..... more about chicken breeds at www.ansi.okstate.edu/poultry/chickens/