Why Caddlebear? Why?!

[Morrigu]

*giggles* he's not he's at work...let's go shoot marshmallows at him...

Oh yey, now that will be fun.....and he will so kick my arse

 

[asian_princess]

Oh yey, now that will be fun.....and he will so kick my arse

*giggles* super fun!!!

and never fear!! Caddlebear and I had a conversation today...and he admitted he didn't have legs!!! no arse kicking for us!! wheeeeeeeeeee!!!!

*hands GuGuDolly some commando gear, helps her put it on, hands her her Marshmallow BB gun..and commando rolls out of the thread, ready for our all out Attack CaddlebearButt campaign...cos i'm mad at him*

 

[trent0553]

I'll protect you Cadoras.

Back Mad Appy and Morri......the poor man is trying to sleep.

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o143/Trenttags/Misc/gunjeffav.jpg

MMMmnnnn marshmallows sounds good.

 

[Essa]

*storms in*

Applebear is MAD at you.

It's from something you said ages ago like this morning and i was kinda mad then but SUPER mad now and really it's not your fault I'm just transferring my madness cos if I'm mad at the person I'm supposed to be mad at then i'll seem like a stupid girl cos I'm not supposed to be mad at that person for not doing anything wrong and your comment made it worse so I'm being mad at you cos you're used to me being mad at you and being mad at you is okay cos we still talk like we normally do when I'm not mad at you cos normall we're just mad as in crazymad not mad mad even though sometimes we are mad mad at each other but then we just say we are mad mad in case the other person can't tell the difference between us being mad crazy and mad mad which is what i am at you cos I cant be mad mad at that other person i'm supposed to be mad mad at.

*dies*



Didn't stop caddlebar this...um..afternoon

*plonks Caddlebear super hard and breaks off a piece of his arm and eats it, huggling him as he looks at Applebear bagoozedly*

what?? I'm mad mad at you, i'm not without need of nutrition...sheesh.

oh and.

Why, Caddlebear, why... is the word "why" spelt "why"...why can't it just be spelled, "Y"?

and yes, i'm having to hold my breath right now not to laugh...
i'm telling Essa what you saiiiiiid you're gonna get in twoubleeeee

The evil Caddlebear's upset somebody!!!

When the sandman's finished with him he's in big trouble, *takes the pirate prodder and prods his eyes open* Explain yourself

 

[asian_princess]

I'll protect you Cadoras.

Back Mad Appy and Morri......the poor man is trying to sleep.

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o143/Trenttags/Misc/gunjeffav.jpg

MMMmnnnn marshmallows sounds good.

mwahahaha *turns and wiggle at Sgt Trentness tauntingly*

he's NOT he's working! I pwomise!!!

haha though i fink it's hilarious everyone thinks Caddlebear is sweeping at 9pm...

*throws a pink sparkle grenade and waits for the pink fog to clear before huggling trentness super tight*

*giggles* our commando uniforms are all shiny now

 

[asian_princess]

The evil Caddlebear's upset somebody!!!

When the sandman's finished with him he's in big trouble, *takes the pirate prodder and prods his eyes open* Explain yourself

*giggles*

*paints the next section in Cont-Essa's eyes only paint*

This is from yesterday cos I was still recovering
from being admitted into hospital for oxygen deficiency.
Names have NOT been changed to protect anyone. He said it, he’ll pay.
Caddlebear: “An Essa’s got my bayyyybeee”


What happens when bears are sleepy.
Caddlebear: Caddlebear luffs Daiddlebear
APplebear : um, okay, what did you do?
Caddlebear : He does! Um, nothing recent
Caddlebear : Do you know something?
APplebear : probably not
Caddlebear Okay
APplebear: tell
Caddlebear: What?
APplebear : what you were going to say?
Caddlebear :You asked what I did? I was wondering if you knew something I'd done...
APplebear: oh , got it
APplebear : shouldnt it be, do you know OF something?
Caddlebear: An Essa's got my baby!
APplebear : lmfao! stop it!
Caddlebear : There, I killed that conversation

 

[trent0553]

mwahahaha *turns and wiggle at Sgt Trentness tauntingly*

he's NOT he's working! I pwomise!!!

haha though i fink it's hilarious everyone thinks Caddlebear is sweeping at 9pm...

*throws a pink sparkle grenade and waits for the pink fog to clear before huggling trentness super tight*

*giggles* our commando uniforms are all shiny now

Wow! The Pink...the pink.....

Now the wiggles......

Where are all the marshmallows? Or have they gone pink too?

 

[Essa]

*giggles*

*paints the next section in Cont-Essa's eyes only paint*

How dare the soontobedaddy Caddlebear tell everyone, damn I wanted to be the first to spread the good news...He is so for it now

 

[asian_princess]

How dare the soontobedaddy Caddlebear tell everyone, damn I wanted to be the first to spread the good news...He is so for it now

*solemnly* well, pregger Caddlebears do rant a lot..cos of the hormones..

 

[Essa]

*solemnly* well, pregger Caddlebears do rant a lot..cos of the hormones..

He'll have a lot more than hormones to worry about when I catch up with him

 

[Morrigu]

Do we get to throw a baby shower?

 

[asian_princess]

Do we get to throw a baby shower?

course!!!

complete with sparklers and baby caddlebear shaped white chocolates..!!

how else are we going to distract him and escape before he magically sprouts legs and gives us that arse kicking that is now DEFINITELY coming to us...

*points* Caddlebear, trentness started it *nods*

 

[Morrigu]

course!!!

complete with sparklers and baby caddlebear shaped white chocolates..!!

how else are we going to distract him and escape before he magically sprouts legs and gives us that arse kicking that is now DEFINITELY coming to us...

*points* Caddlebear, trentness started it *nods*

Yes we'll have to run quite quickly................maybe I should get in some running practice

 

[asian_princess]

Yes we'll have to run quite quickly................maybe I should get in some running practice

*giggles at GuGuDolly doing the running moves*

nopes, no need hon...get a few dwinks in us...we'll fink we can FLY!!!!

 

[Morrigu]

*giggles at GuGuDolly doing the running moves*

nopes, no need hon...get a few dwinks in us...we'll fink we can FLY!!!!

Ah the flying is good.......and I think we both have excellent landing gear

 

[asian_princess]

Ah the flying is good.......and I think we both have excellent landing gear

*grins* are you implying this song is sung about us??


cos then i want some sort of royalties

*grabs some maraccas turns up the volume and wiggles awound wiv GuGUDolly*

 

[Morrigu]

*grins* are you implying this song is sung about us??


cos then i want some sort of royalties

*grabs some maraccas turns up the volume and wiggles awound wiv GuGUDolly*

That's cool, but I was thinking of upper front bumperage

 

[asian_princess]

That's cool, but I was thinking of upper front bumperage

*blinks*
i have no idea what you mean.

provide close up visual aid please

 

[Morrigu]

*blinks*
i have no idea what you mean.

provide close up visual aid please

Appy, lady lumps sweetie *takes Appys hand and presses it to front bumperage* see, feel mine

 

[asian_princess]

Appy, lady lumps sweetie *takes Appys hand and presses it to front bumperage* see, feel mine

*feels GuGuDolly's pregger bewwy*

OMG A GuGuDOlly's got Caddlebear's BABY, TOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

[Morrigu]

*feels GuGuDolly's pregger bewwy*

OMG A GuGuDOlly's got Caddlebear's BABY, TOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*whispers* No Appy, they're just made that way.............no baby.

 

[asian_princess]

I know you're here, Caddlebear... you can't hide from meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

and consider us even...no more madmadness, k??

*holds out keys for a plane to fly to the Andes as a peace offering*

 

[Cadoras]

*storms in*

Applebear is MAD at you.

It's from something you said ages ago like this morning and i was kinda mad then but SUPER mad now and really it's not your fault I'm just transferring my madness cos if I'm mad at the person I'm supposed to be mad at then i'll seem like a stupid girl cos I'm not supposed to be mad at that person for not doing anything wrong and your comment made it worse so I'm being mad at you cos you're used to me being mad at you and being mad at you is okay cos we still talk like we normally do when I'm not mad at you cos normall we're just mad as in crazymad not mad mad even though sometimes we are mad mad at each other but then we just say we are mad mad in case the other person can't tell the difference between us being mad crazy and mad mad which is what i am at you cos I cant be mad mad at that other person i'm supposed to be mad mad at.

*dies*



Didn't stop caddlebar this...um..afternoon

*plonks Caddlebear super hard and breaks off a piece of his arm and eats it, huggling him as he looks at Applebear bagoozedly*

what?? I'm mad mad at you, i'm not without need of nutrition...sheesh.

oh and.

Why, Caddlebear, why... is the word "why" spelt "why"...why can't it just be spelled, "Y"?

and yes, i'm having to hold my breath right now not to laugh...
i'm telling Essa what you saiiiiiid you're gonna get in twoubleeeee

*Huggles APplebear*

Caddlebear dares APplebear to do a find and replace on her own post.... Replacing all instances of mad with bonkers! Go on! Do it!

*More huggles for APplebear!*

That being said.... And your ranting largely being ignored... Cos I can! And there's no real way to reply to it anyway... Which you already knew!

Why? Why why and not just y? That is a good question! Let me see....

Well, it's all about how you say the word.... If it was just y.... It'd be a very simple word and really.... It'd be no fun at all.... But those people in the word advertising business thought this would be far superior.... So people wanting to sound very fancy can really emphasise the 'wh' at the start.... Whereas people that aren't deranged freaks, can just say it normally..... Obviously that wasn't their exact marketing campaign and just shows what happens when you don't hire Caddlebear!

*Gwares at them*

 

[Cadoras]

I know you're here, Caddlebear... you can't hide from meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

and consider us even...no more madmadness, k??

*holds out keys for a plane to fly to the Andes as a peace offering*

Hmmmmmm....

Suspicious....

*Glances at APplebear*

I don't think we need to take a trip to the Andes today.....

*Huggles APplebear*

But Caddlebear will pretend none of the craziness *Points upward* ever happened, okays?

*Hands out huggles to everyone!*

Have funs!

 

[Morrigu]

Caddlebear, why are Caddlebears so adorable?

*loads of naughty huggles*