Why aren't liberals happy?

[renard_ruse]

America has been turned into a third world sh*thole overrun with impoverished masses of "diversity." Television, music, and movies has become entirely vulgar immoral filth. Almost half of all children are bastards. The majority of people live off the teat of government paid for by the ever shrinking productive class.

I'm not sure why they complain all the time. I'd think they would just be soaking up paradise and having fun.

 

[dolf]

America has been turned into a third world sh*thole overrun with impoverished masses of "diversity." Television, music, and movies has become entirely vulgar immoral filth. Almost half of all children are bastards. The majority of people live off the teat of government paid for by the ever shrinking productive class.

I'm not sure why they complain all the time. I'd think they would just be soaking up paradise and having fun.

you can't be a happy person. are you happy? have you tried being happy?

you could buy yourself a puppy and get some cuddles & love

 

[CandiCame]

I don't know about the rest of 'um, but I'm pissed I don't have my free government weed yet.

 

[Boxlicker101]

America has been turned into a third world sh*thole overrun with impoverished masses of "diversity." Television, music, and movies has become entirely vulgar immoral filth. Almost half of all children are bastards. The majority of people live off the teat of government paid for by the ever shrinking productive class.

I'm not sure why they complain all the time. I'd think they would just be soaking up paradise and having fun.

They're annoyed because there are a few people to lazy even to come in and apply for welfare, and Liberals can't find all of them to bring them in so they can do the paper work for them. Once everybody is on the dole, Libs will be happy, until they realize nobody is making any money and paying any taxes, and there is no money to even pay their own inflated salaries.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Which will probably happen sometime after pigs fly in a frozen hell so it's not really something worthy of being concerned about.

 

[CandiCame]

So... where are we on the weed/orgies? How's that comin along? Because if it's not in the next like, 20 min or so I'm going to bed. There's a mosquito in my room and I want to be under blankets.

 

[Liar]

America has been turned into a third world sh*thole overrun with impoverished masses of "diversity." Television, music, and movies has become entirely vulgar immoral filth. Almost half of all children are bastards. The majority of people live off the teat of government paid for by the ever shrinking productive class.

What third world shithole is like that?

 

[kbate]

Did this thread emanate from a happy person? I think not.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Happy, happy, happy...



They are Crusaders in search of causes. They are not happy because they gave up their guns...



'Appiness is a warm gun,
Yes it is...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Some of Dem even surrender their boobies to the cause.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

So... where are we on the weed/orgies? How's that comin along? Because if it's not in the next like, 20 min or so I'm going to bed. There's a mosquito in my room and I want to be under blankets.

They do not have netting in the turd world sh*ithole of Kentucky?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

The life of a Democrat is a relentless snipe hunt where they always hold the bag and the joke is always on them.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The life of a Democrat is a relentless snipe hunt where they always hold the bag and the joke is always on them.

Yeah, but they got the car keys now, so the joke is on us...

 

[kbate]

Liberals are never happy because happiness lies just behind the next great cause. Conservatives are never happy because happiness is covered by the last great cause.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

... and kbate is just bitchy...

 

[kbate]

... and kbate is just bitchy...

I'd be happier if you spelled it 'bitchi' which is just cute.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Like my friend's fuzzy little Bitch-on Freeze?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Yeah, but they got the car keys now, so the joke is on us...

I know. Whats really sad is they wont give up the hunt even after you clue them in on the joke.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Ellis goes on to criticize "gay self-patronization in the media," which in his opinion celebrates "the Gay Man as Magical Elf, who whenever he comes out appears before us as some kind of saintly E.T. whose sole purpose is to be put in the position of reminding us only about Tolerance."

At fault, according to Ellis, are organizations that marginalize the gay man "who doesn't want to represent, doesn't want to teach" and who "makes crude jokes about other gays in the media (as straight dudes do of each other constantly)." This, Ellis writes, amounts to "corporate PC fascism."

Ellis has had his own issues with what he calls the "gatekeepers." In April, he had a quite public tiff with the LGBT organization GLAAD. The group had invited Ellis to attend its media award ceremony, but the invitation was pulled after GLAAD discovered some of the things Ellis had written on Twitter, such as comparing the show "Glee" to "a puddle of HIV."

But the invitation's withdrawal (which, according to Gawker, was in fact requested by Ellis' agent) seems to be only symptomatic for Ellis of a larger problem within the gay community: "An organization holding an awards ceremony that they think represents all gays and also feels they can choose which gays can and cannot be a member of the party is, on the face of it, ridiculous."

Ellis writes that he has been called "a 'self-loathing' gay man" for his incendiary tweets and unorthodox opinions about LGBT culture. But although he admits that "I may be a little self-loathing at times," he adds, "it's not because I'm gay."

http://www.latimes.com/features/boo...-ellis-out-gay-elite-20130514,0,5341223.story

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I know. Whats really sad is they wont give up the hunt even after you clue them in on the joke.

They know that they, and only they, can actually produce the legendary snipe and save it from extinction...



... all they need is your wallet.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

They know that they, and only they, can actually produce the legendary snipe and save it from extinction...



... all they need is your wallet.

Ah! That makes sense. Save mythical creatures from extinction! Blame it on global warming, no doubt.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Ah! That makes sense. Save mythical creatures from extinction! Blame it on global warming, no doubt.

They are only mythical because of your obstructionist thinking.


BELIEVE!

 

[MatthewVett]

If only there were a way to converse with liberals and actually ask them what they desire and what they dislike about things, but as we all know, they speak a strange moon language that no one can decipher, so all we can do is postulate about them without any evidence or input from the people we claim we wish to know about. Alas.

 

[unregistered]

 

[parodyluvr75]

Liberals are never happy because happiness lies just behind the next great cause. Conservatives are never happy because happiness is covered by the last great cause.

They believe because they miss the simplicity of childhood, right and wrong, good and bad. With a villain to blame, they are all happy in their unhappiness.