Why Are You Like This?

[Mattentive]

I discovered I could hold my breath for five minutes and did it too often.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I think we’re all messed up in our own way. The severity of the messed up is different for each person, but who are they to define what’s normal or question why you’re like you are?

 

[Firedog78]

I blame the government (I was in the military for a while).

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Because the cosmos had their shit together when I blasted into existence

 

[muddler35]

I blame the government (I was in the military for a while).

Thank you for your service.

 

[muddler35]

Because the cosmos had their shit together when I blasted into existence

Great answer! I think we are all grateful it did.

 

[fsa52]

I am like this as a result of my strict Catholic upbringing, The bishop put the fear of God in me.

Oh hell, I totally get that!!!

 

[AlexBailey]

Why? Fuck if I know!

Probably because I was born with an outlying nature and had so many crossed signals and fucked up role models and I had no compelling examples of what ‘normal’ was supposed to be.

When my self-loathing Catholic stepfather said he was going to “Make a man” out of me I guess I pushed back.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I don't know, but I wish someone would stop me. Once and for all.

 

[lifeis2short2b]

I'll tell you tomorrow !

 

[BongoGal]

I'd say it's because I am preternaturally horny, an individualist, and reasonably self-aware.

 

[Ingenue844]

Hmmm
Being commodified from the day I was born.

 

[RIPAphrodite]

I’m bitchy because I’m a ginger and we are a moody as fuck species!

 

[Friendlyneighboorhoodperv]

Because I haven’t gotten the attention I want from those I wanted.

Too self aware?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Because the universe knew there would be a need for a few level headed, irreverent but fun perverts?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Because the universe knew there would be a need for a few level headed, irreverent but fun perverts?

Same.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Because the universe needed someone to appreciate the level-headed, irreverent but fun perverts out there.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Because you all are the way that you are. Simples.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Because you all are the way that you are. Simples.

And you like Milk Balls.

 

[Cat]

A healthy mix of: Janteloven, Scandinavian Stoicism and a Wicked Mind.

 

[AlexBailey]

A healthy mix of: Janteloven, Scandinavian Stoicism and a Wicked Mind.

Wicked pixie?

That sound like the name of a metal/punk band.

 

[Cat]

Wicked pixie?

That sound like the name of a metal/punk band.

Indeed it does!!! Wanna form a band with me?

 

[HeavyBalls]

Decades of trauma.

"Attempts."

Good old fashioned rage.

 

[AlexBailey]

Indeed it does!!! Wanna form a band with me?

As long as you’re Pixie and I can be Wicked

 

[StillRain]

Brain damage.