Why are lit chatters fatter,uglier,poorer, and more mentally ill than average?
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wideeyedone
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as a member of the dregs of humanity why don't you let us know why you are here? and if you don't like it, don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out.
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No matter how bad it is, we can always link to you post to show it can get worse.
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It's one of the great questions in life, it sure is a puzzler. 
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you ever get the impression that
in real life..
ishmael never ever ever ever ever ever gets laid?
i mean what kind of chick is gonna fuck a creepy net guy who calls himself ismael??
honestly ishmael when is the last time u got laid?
ever fucked an attractive woman?
as for lit:
Lit Chatters are fatter than doctor recommended
Their role in society is similar to the appendix
their faces are horrendous and their lies mind boggle
theyre online instead of bars cause they have immunity to beer googles
log into a mock community where puny wimps adopt slick handles
a kind of life where enough typing is believed to lift anvils
basically a pale simulacrum where the rejected losers come
to make-believe they mean anything and other useless stuff
in real life..
ishmael never ever ever ever ever ever gets laid?
i mean what kind of chick is gonna fuck a creepy net guy who calls himself ismael??
honestly ishmael when is the last time u got laid?
ever fucked an attractive woman?
as for lit:
Lit Chatters are fatter than doctor recommended
Their role in society is similar to the appendix
their faces are horrendous and their lies mind boggle
theyre online instead of bars cause they have immunity to beer googles
log into a mock community where puny wimps adopt slick handles
a kind of life where enough typing is believed to lift anvils
basically a pale simulacrum where the rejected losers come
to make-believe they mean anything and other useless stuff
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His ridiculous post count only confirms that he never has time for a sex life.... whether he's still a virgin though, who knows.....
Ishmael
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Did you ever get the impression that the three stooges never got laid?
I'm certain. Really. Look at the genetic material you have to work with ladies. Liars or clowns, take your choice.
You just have to give them a hammer and leave the room. It's funny.
Ishmael
I'm certain. Really. Look at the genetic material you have to work with ladies. Liars or clowns, take your choice.
You just have to give them a hammer and leave the room. It's funny.
Ishmael
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Well we both have a reasonable post count..... so if anyone would have time for a sex life, it wouldn't be YOU Ishiboy, would it?
Notice how he never said anything about getting laid or not?
he just answered my question with a question..
i think even dr. phil has mentioned that's evasive
no girl wants you ishmael.. you're creepy.. that's why you never get laid.
Ismael:
you never get laid you never get laid
you never get laid you never get laid
you never get laid you never get laid
you never get laid you never get laid
you never get laid you never get laid
you never get laid you never get laid
you never get laid you never get laid
you never get laid you never get laid
you never get laid you never get laid
you never get laid you never get laid
you never get laid you never get laid
Well we both have a reasonable post count..... so if anyone would have time for a sex life, it wouldn't be YOU Ishiboy, would it?
yeah 52,400 posts?
he could have a phd, a job, and a serious girlfriend in that time
but of course he doesnt have any of that
just thousands of hours spent surfing a sex chat full of strangers..
WOW
52,400 POSTS!
You do realize that is hard evidence that you simple don't have a life.
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ISHMAEL NEVER GETS LAID!!!
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By posting on lit, doesn't that make you ugly, poor, fat and more mentally ill than average as well?
you most certainly don't.
and ishmael is unable to even address whether or not he gets laid in the slightest
in fact his i have your blowjobs comment
really indicates that this guy never gets any play
you must get jealous when you see guys enjoying the erotic attentions of a fine silky-smooth woman.
holy shit you are fat!
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Ishiboy, what do you know about blow jobs? When do you EVER get time for any kinda job, let alone a blow job?
You are completely delusional!! We can all see that you have absolutely no life whatsoever! So save yourself the embarrassment and give up a war you don't have the weaponary to compete in!
damn look how fat that bitch is..
thats the only person with there picture up as their avatar too!
so we have seen one photo of one lit chatter in this thread
and she's been a ridiculously ugly fat old bitch.. who, i'm sure, is poor too.
thats the only person with there picture up as their avatar too!
so we have seen one photo of one lit chatter in this thread
and she's been a ridiculously ugly fat old bitch.. who, i'm sure, is poor too.
isnt 52,500 posts on a sex message board considered a full and happy life?
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