Why are General Board people so stupid?

[Le Jacquelope]

Still no explanation for why I would invent military service? There would have to be some sort of motivation.

To try to intimidate someone that has your panties in a fucking knot?

"pow! Boom! kabloooey!" snipped

If I had wished to threaten you I would simply tell you just how easily someone determined to do so could track you down and take you out with a single shot to that thick skull of yours from long range.

You cannot track me down. Fact.

You remind me of Devilish "my family has security clearance and can find you" Texan. All the same bluffing and grand standing, all the same lack of balls to carry it out.

Funny how you talk about bravado on one hand while threatening to track me down and take me out from long distance and all that other bullshit.

You're not going to do either. Because you can't.

All you're going to do is talk shit. That's all you ever do. That's what you just did.

You've never pointed a gun at anything but your feet.

You're nothing but a pathetic fucking pussy trying to sound like a tough guy.

 

[bronzeage]

You don't understand his point, and you think he's the stupid one?

Could you expect any better from a TBW?

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

To try to intimidate someone that has your panties in a fucking knot?


You cannot track me down. Fact.

You remind me of Devilish "my family has security clearance and can find you" Texan. All the same bluffing and grand standing, all the same lack of balls to carry it out.

Funny how you talk about bravado on one hand while threatening to track me down and take me out from long distance and all that other bullshit.

You're not going to do either. Because you can't.

All you're going to do is talk shit. That's all you ever do. That's what you just did.

You've never pointed a gun at anything but your feet.

You're nothing but a pathetic fucking pussy trying to sound like a tough guy.

You overestimate your affect on me (and likely everyone else you claim to make "angry") and your importance by several orders of magnitude. You can't intimidate me, or piss me off. The most you are capable of is making me laugh at or feel sorry for you and your constant delusional state of mind.

Once more you fail to comprehend simple English. I didn't threaten to track you down dumbass. "If I had wished to threaten you I would simply tell you just how easily someone determined to do so could track you down and take you out with a single shot to that thick skull of yours from long range." Notice the first word of that statement "IF".. I have neither the time nor the inclination to hunt you down. You simply don't matter to me and are no real threat to anyone but your own overinflated and fragile ego.

Regardless, talking to you is a complete waste of time, all you're interested in is posturing and puffing up your chest in mock indignation. I've said all I need to, prove yourself to be an actual threat to anyone but yourself and you'll end up with more attention than you're counting on. Until then you're beneath my notice for anything other than comic relief.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

You overestimate your affect on me (and likely everyone else you claim to make "angry") and your importance by several orders of magnitude. You can't intimidate me, or piss me off. The most you are capable of is making me laugh at or feel sorry for you and your constant delusional state of mind.

Once more you fail to comprehend simple English. I didn't threaten to track you down dumbass. "If I had wished to threaten you I would simply tell you just how easily someone determined to do so could track you down and take you out with a single shot to that thick skull of yours from long range." Notice the first word of that statement "IF".. I have neither the time nor the inclination to hunt you down. You simply don't matter to me and are no real threat to anyone but your own overinflated and fragile ego.

Regardless, talking to you is a complete waste of time, all you're interested in is posturing and puffing up your chest in mock indignation. I've said all I need to, prove yourself to be an actual threat to anyone but yourself and you'll end up with more attention than you're counting on. Until then you're beneath my notice for anything other than comic relief.

Oh shut the fuck up already, threat mongering Ishmael wannabe. Your "if" is just your pathetic, pussy assed way of making more threats at someone you have no chance of carrying it out against.

Instead of playing your Ishmaelian "someone can track you if they want to" bullshit, why don't you go use your leet stalking skillz to track down your balls?

*IF* I wanted to, I could put an arrow between your eyes and you'd never hear or see it coming.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Could you expect any better from a TBW?

^^^
I humbly submit this as another example of GB stupidity in action.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Oh shut the fuck up already, threat mongering Ishmael wannabe. Your "if" is just your pathetic, pussy assed way of making more threats at someone you have no chance of carrying it out against.

Instead of playing your Ishmaelian "someone can track you if they want to" bullshit, why don't you go use your leet stalking skillz to track down your balls?

*IF* I wanted to, I could put an arrow between your eyes and you'd never hear or see it coming.

*yawn*

Do something funny..

dance, declare victory.. something..

Your endless string of shit talk is boring.
You've got rhythm right? I'm sure we can find someone to play organ grinder for you.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

*yawn*

Do something funny..

dance, declare victory.. something..

Your endless string of shit talk is boring.
You've got rhythm right? I'm sure we can find someone to play organ grinder for you.

^^^^
More garbage from a dude who's never been in the military or owned a gun.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

^^^^
More garbage from a dude who's never been in the military or owned a gun.

I knew a guy like you in the Army.

He thought he was a god among men, talked massive amounts of shit.
Right up until we started hand to hand and pugel stick training. After he got his ass handed to him repeatedly by every single person in the platoon he learned a bit of humility.

Just the same as you, except that he actually served in the military, and learned something from his experience.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

I knew a guy like you in the Army.

He thought he was a god among men, talked massive amounts of shit.
Right up until we started hand to hand and pugel stick training. After he got his ass handed to him repeatedly by every single person in the platoon he learned a bit of humility.

Just the same as you, except that he actually served in the military, and learned something from his experience.

*pats your head*

If you want to believe you were in the Army, well, that's your choice. Delusion isn't a crime in America, therefore you're free to go.

BTW great story about teaching your imaginary daughter how to spite the teacher by flunking class. Your family really is a buncha brainiacs, yes indeedy.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

*pats your head*

If you want to believe you were in the Army, well, that's your choice. Delusion isn't a crime in America, therefore you're free to go.

BTW great story about teaching your imaginary daughter how to spite the teacher by flunking class. Your family really is a buncha brainiacs, yes indeedy.

Just going from one made up story to another today aren't you?
Next you'll be insisting again that I abuse my children (who are imaginary according to you).

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Just going from one made up story to another today aren't you?

This is you getting your ass handed to you again:

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=24816541&postcount=14

My daughter would decide to fail certain classes because she didn't like the teacher. She's a bone-deep narcissist and can't imagine any worse punishment than her deciding she doesn't like someone. They must be suffering so.
"Yeah, honey, you sure showed him."

Next you'll be insisting again that I abuse my children (who are imaginary according to you).

I guess you wouldn't call bragging about leaving your autistic spawn alone with a rott, a case of child abuse. Nor bragging about the nine stitches they put in him as a result. Would you?

Stupid is apparently either contagious or inherited in your family tree.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

This is you getting your ass handed to you again:

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=24816541&postcount=14



I guess you wouldn't call bragging about leaving your autistic spawn alone with a rott, a case of child abuse. Nor bragging about the nine stitches they put in him as a result. Would you?

Stupid is apparently either contagious or inherited in your family tree.

My daughter would decide to fail certain classes because she didn't like the teacher. She's a bone-deep narcissist and can't imagine any worse punishment than her deciding she doesn't like someone. They must be suffering so.
"Yeah, honey, you sure showed him."

Firstly, that was Recidiva, not me. Once again, sarcasm is lost on you dumbass. I've taken the liberty of bolding the sarcasm for you since you can't recognize it yourself. You really should work on that reading comprehension.

Secondly, never once has our son been left alone. As far as the stitches he got, that's what happens when you jump on a sleeping dog's back. He jumped, the dog snapped, his canine hooked our son's earlobe and puppy teeth are sharp. You're still harping on about this two years later.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Firstly, that was Recidiva, not me. Once again, sarcasm is lost on you dumbass. I've taken the liberty of bolding the sarcasm for you since you can't recognize it yourself. You really should work on that reading comprehension.

Secondly, never once has our son been left alone. As far as the stitches he got, that's what happens when you jump on a sleeping dog's back. He jumped, the dog snapped, his canine hooked our son's earlobe and puppy teeth are sharp. You're still harping on about this two years later.

Your futile attempts at sarcasm
er, I mean, *ahem* your "wife's" futile attempts at sarcasm

was not the point.

The point was your *ahem* "daughter" inherited a special kind of uberstupidity that can only come from the ol' Demorte family tree.

As for sacrificing your son to your dog, well, you'll have to live with that on your conscience.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Your futile attempts at sarcasm
er, I mean, *ahem* your "wife's" futile attempts at sarcasm

was not the point.

The point was your *ahem* "daughter" inherited a special kind of uberstupidity that can only come from the ol' Demorte family tree.

As for sacrificing your son to your dog, well, you'll have to live with that on your conscience.

Funny, the only one that the sarcasm was lost on, was you, moron.
Meanwhile our daughter graduated and is now attending college. She at least learned from the experience, which is more than can be said of you.

I'll try to soothe my conscience by watching when the "killer dog" greets my son at the door when he gets home from school. It's positively terrifying the way he bounces around, tail wagging, begging to be petted after the boy has been gone all day.

Terrifying.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Funny, the only one that the sarcasm was lost on, was you, moron.
Meanwhile our daughter graduated and is now attending college. She at least learned from the experience, which is more than can be said of you.

I'll try to soothe my conscience by watching when the "killer dog" greets my son at the door when he gets home from school. It's positively terrifying the way he bounces around, tail wagging, begging to be petted after the boy has been gone all day.

Terrifying.

The only thing your "daughter" learned is how to make money under the nickname "Nickelmouth".

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Busybody declaring victory for the Iraq war:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=552561

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Need I say more?

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=24827415&postcount=62

fuck off, hooknose.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Whoever has been tricking Ishmael into believing someone, ANYONE on the GB, could EVER stand a chance at kicking my ass at anything, please, stop before you cause him to say that to the wrong person and wind up committed to a mental hospital.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=24830180&postcount=84

 

[Byron In Exile]

Whoever has been tricking Ishmael into believing someone, ANYONE on the GB, could EVER stand a chance at kicking my ass at anything, please, stop before you cause him to say that to the wrong person and wind up committed to a mental hospital.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=24830180&postcount=84

So you all ready to buy in on that New Modulating Technology?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

So you all ready to buy in on that New Modulating Technology?

Still claiming it doesn't exist, eh?

BTW I see you're still running away every time you get called on your "nigger of the General Board" bullshit.

Oh I'm sure that when no one is looking you'll play that nigger card again when you're losing a fight with me, just like you always do.

I'll just make sure to use your racist meltdowns keep the heat on what few friends you have left.

 

[bronzeage]

Whoever has been tricking Ishmael into believing someone, ANYONE on the GB, could EVER stand a chance at kicking my ass at anything, please, stop before you cause him to say that to the wrong person and wind up committed to a mental hospital.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=24830180&postcount=84

I don't think anybody on this board thinks you are worth the trouble of kicking your ass and nobody is worrried that you would or could kick theirs.

Except maybe some of the women.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

I don't think

You're right about that!

 

[AquaStarryNight]

stupidity...the great American aphrodisiac.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

When backed into a corner after a straight hour of arguing yourself into a corner

make sure to disappear for hours

and then declare later that you had better things to do.


Check.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

I don't think anybody on this board thinks you are worth the trouble of kicking your ass and nobody is worrried that you would or could kick theirs.

Except maybe some of the women.

You forgot the children.

He can really dress down a child.