Why are General Board people so stupid?

[Le Jacquelope]

Mychell Bell's mom said to tell you hello.

And you keep wondering why your mom won't let you near a shotgun...

 

[Byron In Exile]

And you keep wondering why your mom won't let you near a shotgun...

She never wanted her boy to have shot a retard.

Admirable goal, in Louisiana.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

I don't think it's that everyone on the GB is stupid..

Only that a freedom of speech board tends to attract stupid people who come here to post things and show behavior that would have otherwise had them booted off other boards within seconds..

Freedom of speech is a double edged sword.. but aren't you glad we have it? ^^

Yup. It ain't everyone that's stupid. It's just that the average is dragged down tragically by the type of people who run around here touting their imaginary military experience and brandishing their make believe guns and shouting threa^H^H^H^H^Hpromises of dire violence *ahem* at people who never threatened to go after them.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

She never wanted her boy to have shot a retard.

Admirable goal, in Louisiana.

Pity. Neither you nor him would be alive but for her wisdom.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Pity. Neither you nor him would be alive but for her wisdom.

You represent black people like Aunt Jemima.

Piss off.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Yup. It ain't everyone that's stupid. It's just that the average is dragged down tragically by the type of people who run around here touting their imaginary military experience and brandishing their make believe guns and shouting threa^H^H^H^H^Hpromises of dire violence *ahem* at people who never threatened to go after them.

Keep posting.

Everyone knows black people kick your ass.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Keep posting.

Everyone knows black people kick your ass.

Do you realize how stupid and delusional you sound to normal people?

You make white people look fucking stupid. It's people like you who make Jeff Foxworthy and all the other make-fun-of-whites-for-profit people out there so rich.

Either that or your whole posting history on Literotica has been some personal CRUSADE against white people.

Which is it, kid? Come on, be honest.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

You represent black people like Aunt Jemima.

Piss off.

You represent white men just like Paris Hilton does. You're bringing white people down. Shut the fuck up, please.

 

[Byron In Exile]

You're bringing white people down. Shut the fuck up, please.

You first.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Yup. It ain't everyone that's stupid. It's just that the average is dragged down tragically by the type of people who run around here touting their imaginary military experience and brandishing their make believe guns and shouting threa^H^H^H^H^Hpromises of dire violence *ahem* at people who never threatened to go after them.

*laugh*

Not bad, you made it a good few days before lapsing into claiming that someone else's life is imaginary. Now if you just stay on your meds you could push it as long as a month.

You just can't help beating that dead horse. If you insist something is true long and loud enough it automatically becomes true, at least in your own mind. Reality being only what you decide it is independent of facts presented.

Yet everyone else is stupid and you're always right...

A few terms to share with your therapist ...

Solipsism: The belief that the world exists only in the mind of the individual, or that it consists solely of the individual himself and his own experiences.

Delusion: A fixed belief that has no basis in reality, and is not affected by rational argument or evidence to the contrary. People suffering delusions are often convinced they are a famous person, are being persecuted, or are capable of extraordinary accomplishments.

Megalomania: A psychopathological condition characterized by delusional fantasies of wealth, power, or omnipotence - often generally termed as delusions of grandeur. It includes an obsession with grandiose or extravagant things or actions.

Projection: A defense mechanism, operating unconsciously, in which what is emotionally unacceptable in the self is unconsciously rejected and attributed (projected) to others.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

*laugh*

Not bad, you made it a good few days before lapsing into claiming that someone else's life is imaginary. Now if you just stay on your meds you could push it as long as a month.

You just can't help beating that dead horse. If you insist something is true long and loud enough it automatically becomes true, at least in your own mind. Reality being only what you decide it is independent of facts presented.

Yet everyone else is stupid and you're always right...

A few terms to share with your therapist ...

Solipsism: The belief that the world exists only in the mind of the individual, or that it consists solely of the individual himself and his own experiences.

Delusion: A fixed belief that has no basis in reality, and is not affected by rational argument or evidence to the contrary. People suffering delusions are often convinced they are a famous person, are being persecuted, or are capable of extraordinary accomplishments.

Megalomania: A psychopathological condition characterized by delusional fantasies of wealth, power, or omnipotence - often generally termed as delusions of grandeur. It includes an obsession with grandiose or extravagant things or actions.

Projection: A defense mechanism, operating unconsciously, in which what is emotionally unacceptable in the self is unconsciously rejected and attributed (projected) to others.

You got back up and ran around the house going "pow! boom! shoom!" after that, didn't you?

And in this case, YOU are the dead horse.

You think anyone believes you ever were in the military?

Real soldiers don't run around saying "I'll shoot you if you cross me!" at people who haven't even threatened them.

You're not a soldier. Never have been, never will be.

Period.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

"what are you owed
for
time spent (on Lit)?" - Drown

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=552366

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

You got back up and ran around the house going "pow! boom! shoom!" after that, didn't you?

And in this case, YOU are the dead horse.

You think anyone believes you ever were in the military?

Real soldiers don't run around saying "I'll shoot you if you cross me!" at people who haven't even threatened them.

You're not a soldier. Never have been, never will be.

Period.

You keep telling yourself that if it helps you sleep at night. Tell me, since you seem to think you're the authority on soldiers (funny since you've never been one yourself), how exactly does a soldier react to someone who has relentlessly harassed them and their family for months.. years.. and has a history of at least claiming to have shown up to challenge someone to a fight? I'm interested in your "expert" opinion on soldiers.

Tell me LT, why exactly would I make up the fact that I'm an Army veteran? Is having been in the Army particularly impressive to you? Do I seem like the type of person who feels the need to impress people on Lit? I know, it's difficult to understand how someone would not be defined by what others think of them but try. Ask someone if you must.

Did you ask your therapist about the terms I defined for you? He can probably proscribe something for you.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Pow! Zoom! Ratatatatatatat! Take that, LT! You made me angry so I'm gonna go pow! Kaboom! Kablooee! at you!

Fixed.

Edited:
Ulaven Demorte, dude, please edit out that "proscribe" bit. I'm ashamed I even poked fun at that, considering all your other bigger, more apocalyptically stupid comments.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Figures, you have nothing.. When you have no answer to a question just spew nonsense and play spelling cop over a typo.

I was hoping you could provide some insight into why I would pretend to be an Army veteran. Ok, so I wasn't really hoping, I knew that you would have no rational explanation. It just sounds good to you to question someone else's honesty since being truthful comes so hard to you everyone else must constantly make shit up too eh?

You don't make me mad LT.

You don't have that power, I do however feel pity for you. You're a sad, angry little waste of a man trying to keep an overinflated ego puffed up and trying to maintain an image that hardly suits you.

You're projecting your own perceived shortcomings onto everyone around you. The imaginary spouse claims, painting everyone else as poor little misfits unable to afford the things that they desire, jumping up and down and screaming racist at everyone, everyone is a moron... The list goes on and on.

I feel sorry for you, living in a entirely manufactured reality where you're wealthy, smart, a bad-ass street fighter, a master debater, and married to a woman who isn't constantly berating you for spending all of your wages on Boone's Farm instead of going to see your therapist. All the while accusing anyone who disagrees with you of your own faults. The problem is that you saying something only makes it true to you, in your own manufactured little world where LT is a god stepping on all lesser men.

Just... fucking... sad...

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Now, to head off your "You ran away" usual round of bullshit when someone tires of talking at you, at you because nothing penetrates that thick skull..

I'm off to watch the television shows I missed while working over the weekend, that will leave you plenty of time to formulate a hypothesis as to why someone would claim falsely to be a military veteran.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

You don't make me mad LT.

You don't have that power, I do however feel pity for you.

I have the power to make you throw out bullshit like "If you ever cross me, I'll pow! Boom! Ratatatatatat! you to death!"

Listen up, sparky. You're a lying sack of shit. I only threaten people who threaten me first. I never threatened you until you started going off at me about your GI Joe action figure collection fantasies.

I never even brought your RACE into this until you pulled your idiotic "Black ninja" bullshit.

Don't fucking stand there and lie about how I don't make you mad. I make you mad enough to get racial AND to spew your delusional threats about "perforating" me. I make you run around on the Author's Hangout screaming about how if you don't respond to me, I'll be free to insult you and your family.

Here's a clue for you, gunface. YOU insult you and your family.

 

[bronzeage]

You got back up and ran around the house going "pow! boom! shoom!" after that, didn't you?
And in this case, YOU are the dead horse.
You think anyone believes you ever were in the military?
Real soldiers don't run around saying "I'll shoot you if you cross me!" at people who haven't even threatened them.
You're not a soldier. Never have been, never will be.
Period.

Here's a simple experiment anyone do at home. Think of an ordinary word and use it in a vaguely insulting way.

For example, Ulaven could respond to this post by saying, "Typical response from a Troskyite blanket warmer."

In a week, Lt would call him a Troskyite blanket warmer as if he had made it up himself.

Its a strange phenomena, but anyone can get the same results.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Here's a simple experiment anyone do at home. Think of an ordinary word and use it in a vaguely insulting way.

For example, Ulaven could respond to this post by saying, "Typical response from a Troskyite blanket warmer."

In a week, Lt would call him a Troskyite blanket warmer as if he had made it up himself.

Its a strange phenomena, but anyone can get the same results.

You make up lies like this to cover up for the fact that you google random insult generators for your comebacks.

 

[bronzeage]

You make up lies like this to cover up for the fact that you google random insult generators for your comebacks.

Typical response from a Troskyite blanket warmer.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Typical response from a Troskyite blanket warmer.

You'll have to excuse Bronzeage - he comes from Louisiana, where it's acceptable for white people to point shotguns at black people without any provocation. He can't be expected to have much in wits, logic, reasoning or perception of reality.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

This is by far the stupidest thing ever written by any sentient living thing.

Killswitch could wear a skirt and get knocked up by busybody and not come up with a kid this dumb:

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=19347641&postcount=11

I don't see any Daddy/daughter thing. All I see is a rich guy who is used to getting what he wants, becomes infatuated with a young woman.

A young woman meets a rich older man who takes great interest in her.

Take out the coincidental paternity and the story is common as grass.

 

[phrodeau]

This is by far the stupidest thing ever written by any sentient living thing.

Killswitch could wear a skirt and get knocked up by busybody and not come up with a kid this dumb:

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=19347641&postcount=11

You don't understand his point, and you think he's the stupid one?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

You don't understand his point, and you think he's the stupid one?

What part of "I don't see any Daddy/Daughter thing" regarding a story about a man marrying his fucking kid, flew over your belly crawling pointy little skull?

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

I have the power to make you throw out bullshit like "If you ever cross me, I'll pow! Boom! Ratatatatatat! you to death!"

Listen up, sparky. You're a lying sack of shit. I only threaten people who threaten me first. I never threatened you until you started going off at me about your GI Joe action figure collection fantasies.

I never even brought your RACE into this until you pulled your idiotic "Black ninja" bullshit.

Don't fucking stand there and lie about how I don't make you mad. I make you mad enough to get racial AND to spew your delusional threats about "perforating" me. I make you run around on the Author's Hangout screaming about how if you don't respond to me, I'll be free to insult you and your family.

Here's a clue for you, gunface. YOU insult you and your family.

Still no explanation for why I would invent military service? There would have to be some sort of motivation.

It's not particularly glamorous. Although being well traveled could be considered interesting.

I'm clearly not out to impress the women (or men) on Lit. Unless you think that portraying myself as very happily married Army veteran is somehow an attractive lure.

You have no power LT except in your own little manufactured reality. You don't anger me, when I'm not in utter disbelief at your complete lack of anything resembling rational thought I'm laughing at you. You're comic relief. Watching you caper and dance around in complete denial is just fucking hilarious.

You can claim anything you want.....
I'm a figment of someone's imagination.
I never served in the military.
I've never owned a weapon.
Whatever other nonsense you wish to make up to make yourself feel more powerful.

You saying those things doesn't make them real or true, at least to sane people. I only bother to refute your little statements (of which you have no proof) because letting someone constantly invent their own reality to portray others in a bad light as you do daily just chafes at me. There are those that do buy everything they read and see a lack of refutation as confirmation.

As for "never threatening", you're constantly making threats of physical violence (at least virtually, I sincerely doubt you've been in an actual fight in decades, if ever).. "curb stomping", fantasies of anal rape, etc..

If I had wished to threaten you I would simply tell you just how easily someone determined to do so could track you down and take you out with a single shot to that thick skull of yours from long range. Instead I warned you against trying something you've bragged about doing before (again, with no actual proof or witnesses) and spelled out in no uncertain terms what my response would be to your aggression. If you wish to take that as a threat then so be it. I know exactly what I'm capable of and should you decide to test your little theories about me so will you.

You will either be deterred from attempting your little show of bravado and continue to just talk shit (which has been the result thus far and likely as far as it will ever go), or you will decide to prove that you are indeed a very real threat and find out exactly how true my claims are.

Me, I'm up for either outcome. But I don't expect anything from you but constant shit talking. It's what you do, it's what you're good at.. likely ALL you're good at.