RoryN
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TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON
This cartoon shows two people talking as they walk through a hilly park with tall evergreens in the background. The first speaker is a woman wearing a yellow t-shirt, who has blonde hair held in a ponytail. The second speaker is a woman wearing a red hoodie who has black, spiky hair and glasses. I’ll call them PONYTAIL and SPIKEY.
Ponytail is walking in front, with Spikey following.
PANEL 1
Ponytail has a concerned expression. Spikey has a mellower expression, and is holding her hands behind her back (and does so for the entire comic strip).
PONYTAIL: I’m really worried about falling birthrates How will the economy grow with population declining?
SPIKEY: We could let in more immigrants.
PANEL 2
Ponytail holds out her open palms, in a gesture of concern.
PONYTAIL: Lots of businesses already can’t find enough workers, and that’s going to get worse!
SPIKEY: We could let in more immigrants.
PANEL 3
This panel shows a close-up of Ponytail, who is now in a panic, pressing her hands on the sides of her face. Spikey speaks from off panel.
PONYTAIL: Plus, America is an aging nation. We need young people to take care of us as we age!
SPIKEY: We could let in more immigrants.
PANEL 4
Ponytail now has her arms crossed, still walking, and for the first time has an angry expression. Behind her, Spikey looks pretty cheesed off, too.
PONYTAIL: And I don’t want the country to get any less white.
SPIKEY: We could let in more immi… Okay, I think I see the problem here.