Why am I sad?

LordOfDarkness

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Yes. I'm sad.

You all remember the 60's Yardbirds song "Still I'm Sad"?

or

Metallica's "Sad But True"?

I've been sad all my life. If you can make me laugh (or love) I give you everything I own. Or immortality. Your choice.
 
LordDarkness said:
Yes. I'm sad.

You all remember the 60's Yardbirds song "Still I'm Sad"?

or

Metallica's "Sad But True"?

I've been sad all my life. If you can make me laugh (or love) I give you everything I own. Or immortality. Your choice.

Both good songs LordDarkness..

But afraid I can't help you there I'm in the same boat.
 
Unless I'm mistaken, you appear to be cackling in your avatar. Cackle shmackle...it's a laugh nonetheless.
 
Olivianna said:
Unless I'm mistaken, you appear to be cackling in your avatar. Cackle shmackle...it's a laugh nonetheless.

Thats not cackling. Thats pain supreme.

I'm sad because

1. I'm lonely. I don't have no friends. I don't have no girl friends.

2. I'm a vampire.

3. I'm poor.

4. I'm stupid.

5. I'm a sad holy man.

My fucking doctor is sad too. He's making less money because of the economic downturn.
 
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silken_mystery said:


Both good songs LordDarkness..

But afraid I can't help you there I'm in the same boat.

I'm in the dark cargo hold. Where are you? Is the boat sinking?
 
LordDarkness said:


Thats not cackling. Thats pain supreme.

I'm sad because

1. I'm lonely. I don't have no friends. I don't have no girl friends.

2. I'm a vampire.

3. I'm poor.

4. I'm stupid.

5. I'm a sad holy man.

My fucking doctor is sad too. He's making less money because of the economic downturn.

indeed all good reasons to be sad..
but did you put yourself in those situations or did others?
 
silken_mystery said:


indeed all good reasons to be sad..
but did you put yourself in those situations or did others?

Its me. Always been me. Not others. They have nothing to do with this. Sometimes I'm happy to be sad.

If I'm reborn again, maybe I'll be different. I mean, if I can go back in time, maybe I'd study harder, and maybe I'd grow up to be a normal human being instead of this...this...
 
LordDarkness said:


Its me. Always been me. Not others. They have nothing to do with this. Sometimes I'm happy to be sad.

If I'm reborn again, maybe I'll be different. I mean, if I can go back in time, maybe I'd study harder, and maybe I'd grow up to be a normal human being instead of this...this...

Ahh the what ifs... I hate those. Try not to then of them even because your putting them in the form of a born again revival of the spirit. You are who you are, because you chose to be in the places, people, surrounding that most fit your nature at this time. In any point in time you can change and trek off to a new destination. Just my thoughts.. Trying to be a hopeful melancholy soul.
 
LordDarkness said:


Thats not cackling. Thats pain supreme.

I'm sad because

1. I'm lonely. I don't have no friends. I don't have no girl friends.

2. I'm a vampire.

3. I'm poor.

4. I'm stupid.

5. I'm a sad holy man.

My fucking doctor is sad too. He's making less money because of the economic downturn.

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Shit, if you are a vampire and all you need is blood to survive, no wonder you are sad! Damn there is so much wonderful food out there to eat, like cheesecake and pizza! God and the drinks - dt. pepsi rocks! :heart:

And if you are a vampire AND a sad holy man - you have one fucking war going on inside of you! :eek:

And honey, we're all poor. Very, very few of us are rich. That is just not an acceptable excuse!

And I'll be your friend because I like everyone - oh except vampires! LOL :kiss:

Stupid - I think not! Your grammar is very good and your punctuation is just as good! You know what you are feeling - a worthy trait! You expressed them - even better! ;)
 
Listen to Rumi my friend...it is the wanting for love which calls to the Beloved....
 
So, I have a question that I have always wondered about:

If you're using a wooden toothpick after a meal, and you end up accidentally puncturing your gums - will your existence be obliterated, will you shrivel up into a gooey vamp. junk, etc. etc.? I mean, the wooden stake thing - do you need to be stabbed through the heart with it, or something all dramatic like that? Or, can just a simple prick with a toothpick do the job?
 
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Having experienced this sadness will make your happiness...when YOU find it......more sweet. You need to take responsibility for your happiness. It's out there, hon.......now go get it!
 
It's simple, really.

Because you try so hard to appear to be something - or somebody - you are not.
 
LordDarkness said:
Yes. I'm sad.

You all remember the 60's Yardbirds song "Still I'm Sad"?

or

Metallica's "Sad But True"?

I've been sad all my life. If you can make me laugh (or love) I give you everything I own. Or immortality. Your choice.

*she walks up to Lord Dark...gives him a quick look of warning, then wraps her arms around him, and holds him, and rocks him..softly humming....*

The Goddess cares for all...but she helps those who help themselves dear heart...:rose:
 
Re: It's simple, really.

LukkyKnight said:
Because you try so hard to appear to be something - or somebody - you are not.

Yet you call me rude??

Hope you are doing well.....

Post Scriptum: We are not sad. We are feeling rather well, we must say. But, we always do :)

signed: Earl of Lucan, Major General Commanding, The Cavalry Division, Her Majesty's Army of the East
 
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LukkyKnight said:
Nothing rude there, LL, though it's blunt.

Have a nice evening.

Nor were mine.

However, they might have been received as rude....

Depends upon whom we are dealing I suspect, eh???

A matter of perspective? Curiously nobody is curious about mine! So much for fairness. But, I do not expect it, so ... carry on --->
 
Olivianna said:
Unless I'm mistaken, you appear to be cackling in your avatar. Cackle shmackle...it's a laugh nonetheless.

Old Brujah artwork. Intresting.
 
Olivianna said:
So, I have a question that I have always wondered about:

If you're using a wooden toothpick after a meal, and you end up accidentally puncturing your gums - will your existence be obliterated, will you shrivel up into a gooey vamp. junk, etc. etc.? I mean, the wooden stake thing - do you need to be stabbed through the heart with it, or something all dramatic like that? Or, can just a simple prick with a toothpick do the job?

It has to be the heart, and that only causes paralysis, not destruction. Normally, the toothpick would break before punturing the gums.
 
LordLucan74 said:

Nor were mine.

However, they might have been received as rude....

Depends upon whom we are dealing I suspect, eh???

A matter of perspective? Curiously nobody is curious about mine! So much for fairness. But, I do not expect it, so ... carry on --->
So, since evidently some (many?) have called you rude you strike out to enlarge the ranks of those labeled thusly? I see.

Clever strategy. Thank you for sharing. Perhaps since nobody is curious about your perspective it's not plausible - or perhaps not valid.

Have a lovely evening.
 
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LordLucan74 said:



signed: Earl of Lucan, Major General Commanding, The Cavalry Division, Her Majesty's Army of the East

Milord...beware a certain valley near Balaclava. I sense it holds bad juju for you.
 
Oh geeze, must we be so politically correct? What happened to the days when ya just said, "You are one pucked up asshole and you annoy me"? LMAO! Take the boxing gloves off if it's going to hurt make it hurt really bad!!! :D Good evening, gentlemen. LOL!
 
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IrishWolfhound said:

Milord...beware a certain valley near Balaclava. I sense it holds bad juju for you.
~ROTFL~

Where is there any of the good, eh?
 
LukkyKnight said:
So, since evidently some (many?) have called you rude you strike out to enlarge the ranks of those labeled thusly? I see.

Clever strategy. Thank you for sharing. Perhaps since nobody is curious about your perspective it's not plausible - or perhaps not valid.

Have a lovely evening.

Just because you are not, does not mean others are not.... However, you are my most persistant responder. I do not need another sycophant. We aristocrats have too, too many of those.

I thank you indeed for your persistance. I receive each reply with complete equanimity.
 
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