Why am I playing McDonald's Monopoly game?

Tryharder62

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I just have to buy food that is not good for me in order to get prizes that end up to be food prizes which are not good for me in the hopes that someday I can find a piece and win a million dollars. Then they can take most of it in taxes so that I have enough money left only to hire a trainer to help me lose weight. In all these years haven't won diddly.:(
 
I just have to buy food that is not good for me in order to get prizes that end up to be food prizes which are not good for me in the hopes that someday I can find a piece and win a million dollars. Then they can take most of it in taxes so that I have enough money left only to hire a trainer to help me lose weight. In all these years haven't won diddly.:(

You can get free game pieces from the McDonald's corporation. If a purchase were required, it would be gambling.
 
because, though you are undoubtedly a very nice person, you are a gullible tit.

For the heck of it I googled gullible tit. This is the first picture that came up. Really???

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i've won nothing, but i don't care. i just wanted the milkshake and the chicken nuggets anyway.
 
I try not to go to McDonald's, ever. I just feel all nappish afterwards.
 
but they're sweet and sour sauce is awesome.

even though i have no idea how exactly it's supposed to be sweet and sour sauce.

seriously. what the fuck is that shit?
 
Cus it's fun. If I remembered to claim my prizes I'd come out "up" most years anyway. I like McGriddles and OJ so I was already headed there and where I go to get a large soda was always sorta random but for a few months a year I just go to McDs.
 
Here large diet coke is a $1.00. All sizes a buck. My fav and I can drive through. What do they put the tickets on- the medium diet coke. I need those extra ounces. I'm serious.
 
Eh, ate there yesterday, as usual, got Boardwalk, can never seem to get Park Place.
 
This year you can get one ticket on a big mac itself that is worth a million. So far I have resisted.
 
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