Why 43% of you are stupid

[Dixon Carter Lee]

DCL I want to offer a humble apology for these comments. They are out of character and uncalled for. I wasn't in the best of moods and I took out my anger on you.

Of course I do not think you are a monster, why the hell I even said that, I don't know.

I couldn't rest until I came in here and said I was sorry. I hope you can accept that and we can move on. I enjoy reading your well thought out posts. Certainly they are uncommon here on the General Board.

I hate it when I do shit like this. Seems like I am doing it a lot more often these days. Something for me to work on.

School Teacher.

School Teacher, thank you. It's appreciated. We're fine.

Glorfindale, you're one of the few Newbies I actually like, respect and enjoy reading, but I'm satisfied that I won this semantics arguments five posts ago. I'm an atheist. I understand my convictions perfectly well.

Coolville, that's too strange.

 

[glorfindale39]

Glorfindale, you're one of the few Newbies I actually like, respect and enjoy reading, but I'm satisfied that I won this semantics arguments five posts ago. I'm an atheist. I understand my convictions perfectly well.

As I am satisfied I won. Though in the rules of debate, especially on a philosophical discussion, there is rarely a "winner". Though you know, the person who leaves the debate first is always assumed to have conceded. LOL Thank you though for a most interesting discussion. We can leave it that we stand on different sides of the fence on this one.

Cheers,
G.

 

[gotdatmony]

Does the song..."OL Shep"....ring a bell.....
You know..."If dogs have a heaven,,,,,Ol Shep will be there"

was that Rex Allen???

 

[Angel]

Simply Put

I lack a belief or faith in anything, which is why I am an atheist.

 

[sunstruck]

Re: Simply Put

I lack a belief or faith in anything, which is why I am an atheist.

You have faith in my ability to provide you with the names of quality hair care products!

Schoolteacher, you're a class act.

 

[Angel]

Re: Re: Simply Put

You have faith in my ability to provide you with the names of quality hair care products!

True. Does this mean you are god? I'm so confused.

 

[Vivacia]

I'll defend your right to believe in Heaven.

But ferrets?

Ferrets are good pets, why shouldn't they go the same place as any other pets...

Personally I don't think there is any harm is there in believing they (or anything else)go to heaven? It is nicer then just believing that is it.

 

[sunstruck]

Re: Re: Re: Simply Put

True. Does this mean you are god? I'm so confused.

Fear not my child. For I am the goddess of smooth healthy curls, and my cuticle sealent shall protect thee in all thy hair endevors.

 

[Angel]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Simply Put

Fear not my child. For I am the goddess of smooth healthy curls, and my cuticle sealent shall protect thee in all thy hair endevors.

So, where exactly is your "church" and how do I go about "praying"?

 

[sunstruck]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Simply Put

So, where exactly is your "church" and how do I go about "praying"?

My "church" is the tiny state of Rhode Island, and you can go about "praying" by helping the women there to understand that it is no longer 1983 and teasing their hair is just WRONG.

 

[Sandia]

"All I know is that it somehow speaks very loudly to Canadians. It's not a consciousness-raising exercise or anything. It's just a joke, and we get paid to make Canadians laugh. It's as simple as that."

Lance, I always speak loudly at Canandians.

A n d s l o w l y, t o o.

 

[Sandia]

4) Can you imagine a paradise full of yorkshire terriers? No wonder Satan moved out.

All dogs go to heaven, moron.

It's the people that got somethin to worry about.

Sigh. funny pic didn't work.

 

[Sandia]

glorfindel, the truth is, ONLY atheists and agnostics go to heaven.

God hates a suck-up.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

That's the first funny thing I've ever heard you say.

 

[Problem Child]

As I am satisfied I won. Though in the rules of debate, especially on a philosophical discussion, there is rarely a "winner". Though you know, the person who leaves the debate first is always assumed to have conceded. LOL Thank you though for a most interesting discussion. We can leave it that we stand on different sides of the fence on this one.

Cheers,
G.

Dude, where's your genitalia?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

We put them away for a while, to give the other kids a chance at the hill.

 

[sunstruck]

Whip them out again. All we did was talk about hair.

 

[Problem Child]

Whip them out again. All we did was talk about hair.

Fuck no, we have to many unkempt-pubic-hair-surrounded cocks around here already.

I was just wondering why he had a black hole where his cock and balls should be.

 

[sunstruck]

Maybe they are shy? Or maybe they have a secret identity they are trying to hide.

No wait, those would be Dixon's cock and balls.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Mutual space-time singularity agreed upon by the two demi-gods in question.

I pardon you.

 

[sunstruck]

You're only a demi-god? I've been so mislead.