Whom Should I Sue?

[Saint Valentine]

My ass is asleep. I have been at this computer far too long today. Now, let's say that my apartment building has a fire, and because my ass is asleep I am unable to run properly and make it out unscathed. With burns over a certain percebtage of my body, I have to sue someone right? It's the American way. So, do I sue the owners of the apartment complex? The makers of the uncomfortable chair? The owners of Literotica? Or the inventor of the internet? What is my best option here, and if anyone has a better idea of whom I shoud sue, please let me know. It never hurts to be prepared.

 

[Guest]

Sue Hanns ~ we'll all pay for a top notch lawyer.

 

[Guest]

 

[bknight2602]

LMAO

Sue yourself, make a change.

 

[Saint Valentine]

LMAO

Sue yourself, make a change.

First rule of lawsuits. Never sue someone with no money.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

First rule of lawsuits. Never sue someone with no money.

So Hanns it is ~ he doesn't rent his videos, he buys them so he must be rolling !

 

[Saint Valentine]

Yeah, You should sue them all!!!

This idea may have some merit. Maybe I could get a class action law suit going. Is Johhny Cochrane available for retainer?

 

[Saint Valentine]

So Hanns it is ~ he doesn't rent his videos, he buys them so he must be rolling !

I couldn't sue Hanns. It would break his heart.

 

[Guest]

I couldn't sue Hanns. It would break his heart.

That's the whole idea, softie!

 

[Saint Valentine]

That's the whole idea, softie!

I'm just not into breaking hearts.

 

[Tx girl]

I'd be more then happy my services to you..


But only for pinching your ass.. Just to ensure you don't get all burned up!!


(besides that way my fingers could feel up that tushy of yours!)

 

[Tx girl]

Pssssst.. will you umm .. well errrrrr *shifting in chair* .. Heh.. Be my Valentine?!!!











(In hopes that made ya smile)

 

[Saint Valentine]

I'd be more then happy my services to you..


But only for pinching your ass.. Just to ensure you don't get all burned up!!


(besides that way my fingers could feel up that tushy of yours!)

I sense a sexual harrassment lawsuit in the works.
*Wink*

 

[Saint Valentine]

Pssssst.. will you umm .. well errrrrr *shifting in chair* .. Heh.. Be my Valentine?!!!











(In hopes that made ya smile)

Yes, it did, but my existing Valentine my have a problem with that.

 

[estevie]

yeah since it is their own fault for sitting on their com,p to long ight?

Nope. There is no warning label so its not his fault!

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

would you be able to sue your parents for breeding in such a way that developed your buttocks to be genetically predisposed to falling asleep whilst sitting?

just a thought

 

[Saint Valentine]

Nope. There is no warning label so its not his fault!

You've thought about this before. Nice ass uh av I mean.

 

[Saint Valentine]

would you be able to sue your parents for breeding in such a way that developed your buttocks to be genetically predisposed to falling asleep whilst sitting?

just a thought

Interesting angle, but they don't have any money either.

 

[Guest]

would you be able to sue your parents for breeding in such a way that developed your buttocks to be genetically predisposed to falling asleep whilst sitting?

just a thought

And a very deep and meanigful one it is.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

me deep and/or interesting and/or meaningful?

 

[Saint Valentine]

No future Lawyers out there willing to lend a hand?

 

[Tx girl]

Ok then sue me damnit! I just can't win for nothing! So i give!!!!!

 

[Saint Valentine]

Ok then sue me damnit! I just can't win for nothing! So i give!!!!!

I feel that way a lot.

 

[Saint Valentine]

Still seeking legal advice although I have since revived my ass. Just in case it happens again though...