Who would you like to beat like a drum?

[Expertise]

Right off the top I am in no way advocating or condoning violence.

I once saw stress defined as "The inability to choke the living shit out of some son of a bitch who desperately needs it"

So in the interest of better health and better living. Assuming that you have the physical ability and that there would be no legal repercussions.And just for the purpose of discussion.....

Who would it give you great pleasure to "beat like a rented mule"?

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Juliangel]

Shuddup

CB I agree I wanted to beat him/her last night too.

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

Martha Stwerart comes to mind

That woman annoys the hell out of me! She has the most boring program and useless one to boot.!! I would love to hog tie the bitch lol

 

[Guest]

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I'm an advocate of....

Butt Bongo....

And I can envision no finer set of bongo's than those I imagine on Celestial Body.

I'd love to beat off that way.

 

[Earthmuffin]

The person at the place of my employ that has set herself up as my judge and jury when she has only half the facts. The inaccurate half that is. Sad thing is she can't face me in person. She talks trash the minute I'm away, but is sweet as pie when we work together.

Anyone want to grab that knife outta my back where she stuck it last week? I can't quite reach.

 

[Juliangel]

Who would it give you great pleasure to "beat like a rented mule"?

My first reponse when I read the title in the list was "You of course sweetie", but then I saw CB's answer and had to agree.

but then I think the first "beating" I was thinking of was not the one you had in mind for this thread

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I once saw stress defined as "The inability to choke the living shit out of some son of a bitch who desperately needs it"

You've just described Freud's early description of the cause of human neurosis (the suppressed and, arguably, natural desire to murder, commit incest, and not follow the rule of civilized law).

You've also described a type of method acting, believe it or not. Recognize your base impulse to a situation (i.e. to "kill someone"), and determine how your character stops himself from doing that, creating a believable behavior.

That being said I'd like to kill me for going off on too many esoteric tangents.

 

[Expertise]

This couch is comfy.

Dixon will shortly have me convinced that I want to do my mom.

All I wanted to do was knee Fred in the groin.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Yep...Fred was on my shit list this morning too. I have rfrained from posting there because I still can't seem to think of a tactful way to tell him to "kiss my ass and lick the hole". Also, I am refraining from saying "fuck" so many times. Damn those New Year's resolutions.

Yes, a swift beating with no words would be great about now...but enough about me.

 

[Guest]

Re: This couch is comfy.

 

[CreamyLady]

Well, I can't bring myself to want to kill anybody, nor really beat them up, but I'd like to send a few people to a two-dimensional world where they can be squashed flat for a little while:

My ex-husband
Two attorneys at a Century City law firm
Mean-spirited people
The service rep at Holmes Body Shop

I'm sure there are others, but this list will do to start.

 

[Expertise]

Not my trip

No Lioness, a little (slightly)rough sex is ok, but when it escalates to slapping or worse it creeps me out.

I am big enough that I could really hurt someone and thats the last thing on my mind during sex. Pleasure has it all over pain in my estimation.

I mean a love bite or nipple pinch here and there is hunky dory, but when I hit I hit to hurt, and can. That and the fact that I would never hit a woman. So no beatings while playing snugglebunnies.LOL

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Alright, then, I'LL beat you like a wild untamed animal.

And Expertise can do his mom.

 

[Never]

Sing it with me folks:

I don't want to work,
I just want to bang on Stormy all day!
I don't want to play,
I just want to bang on Stormy all day!

 

[Expertise]

*shuddering at the mental image*

Guess you got the better end of that deal. My mother s an attractive woman and all........ OH FUCK OFF DIXON!

 

[Ambrosious]

You guys crack me up.

 

[Guest]

Help!

 

[Guest]

Re: Who would it give you great pleasure to "beat like a rented mule"?

Dr. Laura.

 

[ManOSafety]

Well, since we are only dealing with hypotheticals and mehtod acting here, I'd have to say that I would thoroughly enjoy beating some of my students ("It's not my fault I didn't study or do my homework") and/or their parents ("I just don't know what to do with little Johnny, he won't study or do his homework") grrrrrr....

 

[Gingersnap]

Expertise I would be willing to come and pummel your back with small soft blows from my hands to help relieve your stress. I find counting to three and screaming very loud to be the most stress reducing exercise. I do this in my car and it is amazing how many times I start to laugh afterwards. Hope you feel more relaxed soon..

 

[KillerMuffin]

I would like to beat off Expertise!



Ooops. I didn't read the thread first. I want to beat Bill Gates like he was a haitian immigrant in New York. Someone hand me a broom.