Who wants to be my on line buddy?

[p_p_man]

Applicants will be carefully screened for compatibility...



ppman

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I'll be your on line fuck buddy. Watch.

Fuck you, man!

 

[His_kitty]

Applicants will be carefully screened for compatibility...



ppman

I'd apply but you'll throw out my application, I'm a Republican.

 

[Mia62]

I would but you don't want me anymore now that your green card application was rejected.

 

[p_p_man]

bump...

to give everyone a chance...



ppman

 

[Azwed]

I thought I was your online buddy. Well at least when you aren't beeing a sodding wanker.

 

[lilminx]

Wow- the application line is loooooong.....

 

[Guest]

Hannsie does.

 

[Freya]

I will. I'm a mindless moron without an original thought of her own, who swoons at the slightest hint of male attention, and whose goal in life is to be collared by the nearest Alpha male. Interested?

 

[Dietrich K.]

I'll be an online buddy of anybody who will run naked through the forum with me!

 

[HeavyStick]

We don't have to go out drinking do we? I couldn't afford your thirst. How about I sit outside your pub and pay some punkers to kick the shit out of you? I need to support your economy right?

 

[p_p_man]

I will. I'm a mindless moron without an original thought of her own, who swoons at the slightest hint of male attention, and whose goal in life is to be collared by the nearest Alpha male. Interested?

You've got a good chance...



ppman

 

[nasty1]

I will. I'm a mindless moron without an original thought of her own, who swoons at the slightest hint of male attention, and whose goal in life is to be collared by the nearest Alpha male. Interested?

If pp isn't, I sure as hell am.

 

[MissTaken]

Ummmm

*shyly raising hand*

I will be your on line buddy.

No fucking.
No sex talk.
No crass jokes.
No politics...I don't know anything about politics.

I don't drink.
I hate porn.
I have a wart on my nose.

Still interested?

 

[Problem Child]

I will. I'm a mindless moron without an original thought of her own, who swoons at the slightest hint of male attention, and whose goal in life is to be collared by the nearest Alpha male. Interested?

Freya...let it go. It'll be allright.

Just

let

it

go.

 

[Freya]

You've got a good chance...



ppman

Ok, well then it's only fair to warn you that I'm also stupid and ditzy, and I like to show my body just to get approval from online people.

 

[Freya]

Freya...let it go. It'll be allright.

Just

let

it

go.

It's a joke PC. Remember those? You guys make them all the time don't you?

 

[p_p_man]

Ummmm

*shyly raising hand*

I will be your on line buddy.

No fucking.
No sex talk.
No crass jokes.
No politics...I don't know anything about politics.

I don't drink.
I hate porn.
I have a wart on my nose.

Still interested?

Ummmm...

I'll get back to you...



ppman

 

[bored1]

Applicants will be carefully screened for compatibility...



ppman

Define "buddy"

 

[HeavyStick]

Re: Re: Who wants to be my on line buddy?

Define "buddy"

Someone to pull his face out of a toilet.

 

[bored1]

Re: Re: Re: Who wants to be my on line buddy?

Someone to pull his face out of a toilet.

lol, quess i cant be his buddy

 

[nasty1]

Re: Re: Re: Who wants to be my on line buddy?

Someone to pull his face out of a toilet.

Would that be before, or, after I givem him a swirly? Just kidding, man. I'll be your buddy. I don't care about your poloitical views. To each his own.

 

[kotori]

I'll play. Let's meet for a pint at the Queen Vic in Ealing (I think it's Whatney's). I'll have the red rose lapel pin. We can talk about baroque art and Anthony Blunt.

 

[MissTaken]

Ummmm...

I'll get back to you...



ppman

*sigh*

I always thought honesty was the best policy!

Foiled again!

 

[miles]

Hey guvnah...wot ya think eef sum ah them jewish wimmen wanna be yer online buddy?

Wouldja fuckem?

Better wotchit. Them jew gurls'll yank yer chain, mate.