Who wants an STD?

[SilvaTungDevil]

I a little fuckered and feel like gettin' some hugs off. Yeah, I know, not my style, no farts or bathroom humor, just feel like huggin'. Women, men, dogs, donkeys. Gimme some up close love.

 

[Guest]

Here ya go, Baby! Muah!

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

I'm like Rambrat and .....wait....who is that hairy guy with the bald head that always used to hang around the killer thread and do random hugs? yeah, him.....alll rolled into one.

 

[HeavyStick]

You mean Ezarc...

 

[sweet soft kiss]

I'll give ya a hug STD....

but ya gotta do something about that head growing out of your foot there... it's grossing me out...


((((Hug))))

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

I'll give ya a hug STD....

but ya gotta do something about that head growing out of your foot there... it's grossing me out...


((((Hug))))

Hey, so I got inexpicably large corns.....what's a guy to do?

 

[sweet soft kiss]

Hey, so I got inexpicably large corns.....what's a guy to do?

Well you stop them from drooling... teething feet are gross..

 

[Nora]

STD, I bet you're adorable and giggly when you're toasted. I'd hug you, then make you a grilled cheese sammich.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

STD, I bet you're adorable and giggly when you're toasted. I'd hug you, then make you a grilled cheese sammich.

Ahhh....thatsso fuggin' sweet. I love the way grilled cheese sticks to both pieces of bread. It's like some dynomite kind of loving synergy. And if you dip grilled cheese into tomato soup, good gawd amighty, that might be even cooler that the best two Twilight Zone episodes ever

 

[Nora]

William Shatner and the gremlin and the one with the old guy who just wants time to read? I dunno if anything's better than BOTH of them...

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

OMFG! Burgess Meredith, (th3e dude with glasses and love for books.) Jesus fuggin crisht. Did you read my mind? Ok, well, I was having trouble choosing betwoon the Shatner episode and the one where the aliens came down with a cookbook, To Serve Mankind. But, basicly you pegged me bigtime.

 

[MechaBlade]

Ooh, I want a sexual disease! The gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Nora]

Fuck, I can't believe I blanked on Burgess Meredith. LOL Chalk it up to a rough day.

Oh and To Serve Mankind ROCKS!!! I can't believe I didn't think of that one!!

Ok, I'm sensing a grilled cheese/tomato soup/Twilight Zone orgy in your future. If you're ever in Austin, look me up and I'll provide the first two if you provide the vids.